Drizzt, ROTLD is the one where the zombies use the radios in ambulance and cop cars to ask for more backup/help, thus providing a never ending stream of food. yeah, those zombies were broken.
back to slow moving zombies being a piece of cake. with our military hardware wtf is a zombie gonna do? there is literally nothing a slow moving zombie could do to a tank. all we’d have to do is set up a trap. have some human bait, and then wait with our righteous weaponry of death, and slaughter.
the only way it’d be difficult to fight slow zombies is if they hit the exponential “knee” of the growth curve as GM said, but I just don’t see that ever happening. The only situation I can think of where that could occur is if perhaps all the world leaders all simultaneously had heart attacks and died and then a zombie outbreak occured. Without the world leaders every country would devolve into anarchy. In that situation, with everyone engaged in a giant FFA, zombies could spread in the chaos. however even in that case, most likely the military would just step in and create a police state, in which case they could just drop napalm on all the zombie cities and boom problem solved.
Slow, dumb zombies that need headshots to die. Police and military suck cuz they don’t focus on headshots. They are overrun and killed or turned, regular people are on their own.
I used to think i’d be prepared for something like this up until the point to where i was in an accident that broke both of my legs. I am able to walk again, but i don’t imagine i’d be running from zombies like a champ anymore. Unless i’m in an ideal spot at the start of the outbreak, i’d unfortunately be one of the many killed within the first 28 days.
Every morning i wake up expecting to see zombies running loose in the streets before i drive off to work…true story.
The only kind of weaponry I have to my name are pairs of swords and tennis rackets (two steel, two wooden), a bowling pin I got for my birthday, and possibly kitchen knives. I would have to team up with friends though, because my mother would cause me tons of stress being in a zombie outbreak. I’d probably have her sent off somewhere safe during the calamity. Then again, she’s the only one around who can properly operate a vehicular device, so maybe I’ll need her around. Not that I plan to abandon her, but I’d rather be around someone who’d be prepared for such a catastrophe.
Vehicles in a zombie apocalypse are overrated, not only do they make ridiculous amounts of noise but the streets aren’t likely to be very clear and fuel is hard to come by.
Most of SRK would probably die trying to pick up zombified Asian women thinking they’re intoxicated sluts hungry for dicks, only to be eaten on the spot.
My plan in a zombie apocalypse would to become humanity’s NEW GOD.
My only weaknesses would be volcanos, RPGs, and some roided-up white guy that can move four ton boulders by punching them. Considering zombies don’t carry pocket volcanos, can use RPGs, and are not living white guys with steroids, I think I’m set.
If it were the ROTLD type zombie outbreak, I would probably join their ranks. I retain my full cognitive and physical abilities no matter how decayed or damaged my body becomes… in fact the latter would be enhanced since I don’t have to worry about lactic acid build up. The maddening hunger would keep me supercharged like a meth head on a never ending bender so I could run down my prey at top speed for miles without ever tiring.
yeah… I’m all about being an immortal broken super zombie. Fuck you, humanity!
watching dawn of the dead. so much wrong as usual in zombie movies. go to a mall in a zombie outbreak? um no. take care of bitten survivors? um no, shoot them in face. lock up uninfected hostile survivors who will save themselves before they help you? um maybe, but me personally, id shoot them in the face.
so they got lucky so far and are in a mall thats basically empty of zombies, but with a couple hundred zombies outside. i havent seen this since i watched it in the theaters, so ive forgotten a few things about the movie and how it turns out. so anyways, they should be spending day and night building that place into a fort with multiple backups and using whatever chemicals they can get their hands on to make explosives, etc… id be breaking into stores and shoving all kinds of furniture up to multiple entrances just in case they break the glass. id say at least 3 layers deep of heavy cabinets and shit.
oh, now that i think of it, the zombie outbreak happened over night, so the mall was technically closed with only over night security there as we see. duh ricky. i guess it wouldnt be a horrible spot in that case, but it still kind of is, considering how many entrances you have to cover in a mall. the mall should have a basement though that they could lock themselves in, and just leave a ton of messages throughout the mall and on the roof that theyre in the basement surviving, and uninfected. maybe an escape through the sewer is a possibility also, but thats a health hazard, and without a map would be pretty dumb unless its a worst case scenario.
