Youd die first lol.
Honestly if any of you clowns wanted a chance at survival…then youd need to party up with me.
Hey, I’d get bored… What can I say? Lol
Only smart thing to do is off yourself so you dont contribute to the zombies.
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After a few combo videos you will eventually run out of steam…then get overwhelmed and well…yknow what happens next
what if its in the air? Youd still become a zombie even if you did that. unless we talking the traditional physical contact viral
If its in the air all hope is lost. Just end it asap before you get eaten alive.
But what if you, Joshkaz, happened to be one of the very few people that were immune to it and your blood contained the anti-virus? What if, right?
If you had that knowledge going in you could be King of the Zombies! Have zombie sluts in chains all around you, biting at your knees and shit…with legless zombie minions to do all your house cleaning and shit.
Fishjie - The Return of the Living Dead…is that the one where they have the half dog? Man, those zombies were broken.
Even if I was immune I don’t think getting eaten would be fun.
Sorry man, I just figured you for some bad ass that could avoid getting bitten and maintain the roll of King of the Zombies.
Pretty much the opposite of badass.
What I’ve always wondered about Zombies is how do they know where to go? Like say I’m the only one in an abandoned apartment complex how do they know to come and find me? All of the fools that are trying to leave town are idiots because what happens when the traffic is jammed up with zombies mixed in?
It seems to me that the best course of action is to stay put, but put a hole in the roof, or have some sort of escape route to the roof. Assuming that the zombies aren’t quite in my area yet I’d turn off all of the lights, make no sounds, and attempt to stay in one place as long as possible. Assuming they have the weakened senses of a human and the IQ of someone who only watches Fox news this shouldn’t be a hard task to accomplish. Zombies don’t just go everywhere they go where they know food is, so if your place looks like any other abandoned place then why would they go there?
I don’t have any firearms, but when I exhausted my food supply down to what’s portable I’d take a bike, a few knives, bat, and I’ve got enough to make a proper grappling hook. I’d sleep by day, and try to go to any grocery stores or food supplies by night on bike. I’d use my grappling hook to sleep on roofs, because I wouldn’t want to risk breaking in on someone and getting shot, and if the zombies are truly stupid, but find me, I should be able to get a decent enough lead to run away from them by hoping roof to roof and then biking away.
That’s an interesting concept but in a way you aren’t negatively effecting zombie population that much because as it was said before, the zombie growth rate is exponential, there would be a critical mass point where it would be too much to handle. So technically, you are doing humanity a service by killing 2 zombies if you know you are on your way out. Now how hard it would be to kill a zombie is based on many variables like how many there are or their abilities (if we are fighting hunters, lickers, and tyrants, you probably are fucked).
The way I see it, if you scout outside and see that you are outnumbered, there would be a good chance that your area has already surpassed that critical mass point. Then I would say it’s best to get out of town or at least hole up and survive to prevent yourself from turning into a zombie.
Speaking of which I know that in the movies Zombies are undead, but they’re always recently reanimated. Can they starve back to death?
I actually assume most don’t starve to death or a lot of series don’t even last long enough to have them decompose after a while (you would think insome climates, the dead tissue would wear away and make them a non threat). In stuff like Walking Dead, it’s been many months and a city full of zombies are still very active, even though I doubt that they feed constantly enough to power as many zombies as there was.
I guess it’s just a fact that we just overlook for zombie fiction, just to maintain that the zombies are a lasting presence and can’t be defeated due to attrition. Because after a while it would go back to a zombie population that can’t sustain itself and the humans left would just rebuild.
Don’t know about you guys, but I plan on using bicycles and walking a lot during a apocalypse. Walking is so underrated.
D&D zombies: Attracted to your life force.
Walking Dead zombies: Attracted to smell(???), noise, light, movement etc.
Most other zombies: noise, light, movement, etc.
Not really too familiar with zombies other than the first two, really. Mostly the first one, from DM’ing too many D&D games. :tup:
I would also start by cutting down Havatchu for you know he will be out looking for “busted bitches” and intend to mate with them.
Thus our horror story never has to go that way with the - oh but I want to keep her and our baby alive - trope.
This topic Reminded me of a blackhorrormovies.com review of lesser known movie entry about a young white girl is the cure to the zombies and its a little strange to see that kinda scene. Her running deadset into crowds to get bitten. At least its something new in that the zombies can be cured, but take that, white devil! always on the news for getting lost/worse making national headlines poor lil white girl! Also the protag is a black guy just trying to go to work. Will have to go look that up to see if its not the same ol, he dies because you know black + horror movie. :wtf:
At least in the Romero movies, the zombies are also attracted to the same places and activities as they were in life. All the zombies converging on the shopping mall, for example.
And while they crave living human flesh, I don’t think they actually get nutrition from it. Everything they eat just rots in their stomachs or falls out.
I’d get a lazer minugun and kill everything.
OP never clarified what kind of zombies these were…
A. Romero zombies?
B. ROTLD Zombies?
3. 28 Days Later Zombies?
28 Days Later monsters weren’t zombies.
however, Jesus is a zombie, and so are Universal Soldiers. we got problemz :bluu: