I’d probably sit in my house and cry myself to sleep out of fear like everybody else in this topic would.
Come on, you’re not fooling anybody with the whole ‘I’D GET A NINJA SUIT AND HEADSHOT ALL TEH NOOBS’ shit
I can’t wait for this dumbshit meme to die already.
just to elaborate on why i said i would have layered shirts, because i just didnt feel like it when i typed my first long response, is i would make a ninja mask out of it to protect myself from zombie drool if i had to fight one off of me, and spray back from blowing their heads off at closer distances. i hate seeing in zombie movies and tv shows that no one ever has their orifices covered at all, especially the fucking mouth of all places.
its kind of amazing no tv show or movie has done like a legit zombie apocolypse. i think zombieland might be closer to real life then most of these joints that actually are trying to make a zombie flick or tv show. people just have the worst ideas in these movies and do the most ass backwards shit ever. just finished dawn of the dead, and how in the midst of all that shit youre carrying, bread and water isnt on everyone, in their back pack. anyways, yeah, i think a believable zombie movie can easily be made. its weird there arent any, or at the very least, very few.
matter of fact, lets make a list of believable zombie movies throughout the day as we post. just add it to your postings. i think imma zombie it out today, even though i hate zombie movies. theyre gross and stupid, but i’ll bite. im in a good mood today.
seriously you’d be afraid of slow moving zombies that are dumb as shit? you’ve got to be kidding me. it would be trivial to stop a zombie infection, citizens just need to do their part.
i suppose the only real thing you’d have to fear is other humans as a result of all the anarchy.
yeah, i would fear randoms willing to snipe me for my rations, weapons, etc…, then slow moving zombies, but even in general i do not trust humans to not act like a bunch of fucking retards during a zombie crisis, and just turn on each other like we couldnt even have imagined, in order to preserve themselves, not realizing that power is in number, not just ammo and bread.
Seriously, it’s the people you have to worry about. All kinds of sick fuckers will come out of the woodwork in these situations. There is no society to impose norms to curb their behavior. Anything goes.
Dead Rising pretty much showed how people will become once shit goes down.
at least you could laugh at the dorks on some samurai tip thinking they can tank a horde of zombies with some $30 chinatown sword
Dude, we know. We’re all on SRK.
studiotraffic would def get reestablished during z-day
and raffles
Huh…good point there. Touche.
Fuck that, join the winning side…
Chomp chomp on your bitchasses…
It is very possible for my area to survive a zombie attack tho… the entrances are quite limited, and errbody got guns…
zombie people - Usain Bolt is probably ST Akuma tier. 
mutation - anything that looks like a spider or has long range hentai tentacles is ST Akuma tier. 
As long as you avoid those two sub bosses you have a chance at surviving an outbreak. :tup:
Want me to be realistic about it? Okay, just sit back and wait for the military to take care of it.
Zombies are everything the military aren’t. They’re slow, stupid, mindless, tactless and flimsy shambling corpses that are falling apart with every step they take. If a zombie apocalypse ever happened, at most, it would just be a minor inconvenience.
Military cares about nothing but objectives. When they’re done firebombing your neighborhood, you won’t be distinguishable from a zombie and PsychoJosh, SRK poster who should have read up more on the zombie apocalypse. :tup:
Yeah, because in EVERY scenario, that always works so well. Military morale goes into the toilet cuz “Holy shit! They won’t drop!!”. Suicides, z-deaths and abandoning troops decimate the military. Shock and Awe does nothing. Bombs do nothing. Fire creates mobile infernos. Those that fall are swarmed over by more dead. There is no way to set up a perimeter because they are everywhere. Not enough snipers to pop off headshots, and they won’t even KNOW to headshot until it’s too late. WAY too late.
I’m sure there’s a bite of hidden satire here
Quick poll: what items should we all have with us at all times in the event of a spontaneous apocalyptic survivalist scenario? Do not assume that you will simply be able to loot supplies after the shit has hit the fan. Bear in mind, these would have to be small items that can be sensibly carried on your person anywhere you go in day to day life–the grocery store, the movies, the Valaris Cave, etc.
This only happens in shitty movies where the military is composed of nothing but greenhorn high-school dropouts who exhibit high levels of stupidity, gullibility and low mental fortitude, who just got into the army as an excuse to not go to college (ironically much like the people who actually believe in the possibility of a Z-day). This is not at all a realistic portrayal of the military. And zombies die the instant you stop their bodies from functioning. Given that their bodies are already rotting they could get their shit ruined by a simple grenade.
Don’t know where you got THAT. You can do anything you want, but until you destroy the brain, the zombie is not dead. Decaps result in bitey heads on the floor. Grenades will result in still-partially ambulatory torsos. And more zombies attracted to the noise…coming from ALL directions. There goes another squad, lost to the zombies. In any situation, make enough noise and your ass is going to be swamped. THAT’S the main reason the military loses: they try for a stand-up, no quarter given battle, and every thing they do is attracting more and more hostiles in an endless swarm. Ammo runs out. Extraction points get cut off. They WILL be overrun from all angles. You don’t make a stand against zombies because there’s always more of them than you have bullets. About their durability: zombies don’t decay at the usual rate. Whatever’s animating them keeps them structurally more sound than a decaying body should be, and far longer. Eventually, yes, their bodies will break down, but it’ll take MONTHS at the earliest. You’ll be looking at the same zombies slapping feebly at your walls for nearly a year instead of just weeks.
Here, have a listen at a short story about life after shit hit the fan, told by a veteran to a kid who’d never been through the big outbreak.