Dhalsim converted me to Hinduism.
I now do Yoga every day and can stretch my arms.
How’s THAT for useless?
How about that player in every online game ever that just never talks and sucks at the game horribly? I hate that guy. Not as much as the trash talker.
I gotta say Relm in FF6. Her ability is gimmicky and can even fuck up your game. Fabulous.
And sadly… Blue Magic as a whole in later games. It’s so awesome in 5 but sucks in nearly every other FF.
One word: “hentai”
Don’t some doujin people get like early access to certain games/mangas so that they can start churning out the hentai?
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Most of the cast of Chrono Cross. Who the hell ARE these people
I’d say a bunch of ff6’ers but you have to use them. I just don’t like them.
Aeries. Way to get stabbed in the first disk before you can do anything useful. Oh, but you’re in the final cutscene so I guess you were great.
Sheva. She is a tolerable AI partner when you set her to defend and give her the stun rod because she doesn’t do much of anything.
Dom from GOW on pale horse. Go ahead man, just run into instant death.
Twelve. I swear on some Capcom employees computer he has some random lines of code and animations for his instant teleporting uppercut that he forgot to put into the game.
I always was a fan of MOMO myself. never had any hate for her. Shion on the other hand…they threw her under a bus in XSIII. I can’t say she’s useless since she’s pretty much god once she gets Erde Kaiser in XSI and II, but my god did I dislike her in that third game. Jesus. :mad:
Then again, that game is all about chaos and Jin in terms of awesome characters, but yeah.
Weakest. Pokemon. Ever.
I like Dhalsim. Play his story mode in Alpha 3 and you’ll see why.
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Bill Belichick
hes not even file-able under “stupid but cute”.
Nice picks from many of you. Good looking out on defense too. Still, my desire for the hate is still not quite full. I must have more…HATE.
-Starhammer-
I dug back through here to see if a few I agreed with or disagreed with had popped up. Here’s the good stuff…(as I see it)…
Nah, I’ve always known that Hinata hasn’t done jack outside of the fillers. I still can’t determine if that’s because of lack of talent, or simple lack of screentime. I’m hoping that they leave her power ups from the filler in place.
Poor Renji. I’m sure he got Vice-captain because he was the 10000th customer. Unfortunately, he has proven as worthwhile as snow tires on a boat. He gotta step that game up or get back on the bench.
Man, the ONLY time I played him was when I had to use him for that one part where only he is allowed to play.
LOL. You know I got’s the hate. This has never been a secret.
Story? What is this story that you speak of?
Speaking of worthless, the character Cypher from the new mutants comics. You have the mutant power…To decypher text. No. Really. I’m not kidding. He can read stuff. I’ll bet the Juggernaut didn’t DARE fight him. I can see why he got the axe. Wal-mart sunglasses aren’t even THAT worthless. I’m not sure you can even call that a power.
-Starhammer-
sounds like someone is mad cause they dont have enough GG hentai. Speaking off GG, I hate Zappa.
I’m so late to this thread…
-Talim from Soul Calibur 4. Every single thing about her is substandard and boring. She has the worst range I’ve seen since Pichu in Smash Bros. Melee. Her whole look and style is completely forgettable, and she isn’t even hot. Yes, this is a fictional character that even fails at supporting the TnA aspect of the game. It’s been awhile since I played, but I’m sure every other female in the game looks better. This bitch looks like she’s 10 years old. I guess that might be “hot” if you’re one of the perps from To Catch A Predator. Please, I want to see some big juicy titties and ass.
-yeah, Chaotzu was a pitiful piece of crap.
(and now from the “games only I care about” category)–Humans in Phantasy Star Universe. The “jack of all trades” species = boring. Their “advantage” is that they can do the hybrid jobs well with certain bonuses? Please. Guns/Ranged --> Casts are superior. Melee–>Beasts win that category. Technic(magic)–>Newmans own that category. They are outclassed by the other species in the game since they don’t really specialize in anything, and that shit is boring. They have no special either. Newmans also don’t have a special, but at least there’s the focus on flashy magic attacks. Casts have the SUV weapons, and Beasts have the transformations. PS:Portable 2 fixes this problem though.
TMNT games–> Raphael. He obviously came up short when they drew straws for weapon choice. Sais Get outta here with that toothpick bullshit…that’s why he was pissed off all the time. The other turtles got the cool weapons that are actually effective.
Master Chief on Legendary mode? Well, he’s dead in about 2 shots. Yeah, some “super” soldier there. Is that armor and shield system even working anymore? He may as well be wearing a Cross Colors set and a Starter jacket from the 90s as “protection”. He’s a sorry little bitch when we’re talking about Legendary mode enemies.
Sais are almost direct counters to daitos (Leonardo’s weapon) so I wouldn’t go that far. Plus, he’s the most effective turtle in TMNT 3 on the NES xD
Felt I had to add the rest of the list of worthless ones I made in a previous thread. Here ya go fans of fury.
STARHAMMER’S LISTING OF WORTHLESS BITCHES
Note: list only covers worthless bitches known to Starhammer. Alter as is neccessary to one’s own knowledge.
Rules: Top to bottom means Top tier are bitches who have the most potential to finally leave the list, but just haven’t done anything yet.
Top Tier:
Stormtrooper-types (I.E. Star wars soldiers, ANBU, Rent-a-flunky types,etc) You get the point. Hundreds of troops run in, one or two enemy soldiers chopping their asses to pieces, Hopefully the hero or heroes show up before everybody gets shot. Seriously. It’s called flight or fight for a reason. If one ain’t working, switch up.
Top-mid Tier:
Asuka: (NGE) Loud-Mouthed, Arrogant, and bitching 24/7, but at least she can drive a stick…and Evangelion unit-02 A.K.A. “Red”. She would score lower, but she DID Deliver one of the BEST Anime ass-whuppins ever seen during the angel invasion scene in the movie End Of Evangelion. Despite that being her only real claim to fame, it was a good one IMO.
Kagome: (Inuyasha) As much as I hate the character, (Let’s face it. I have never made it through a single episode.) At LEAST she can fire a damn bow and arrow AND hit a target…Unlike ANOTHER bitch I will be mentioning later. on to
Mid-Low tier: (Me not doing simple “Mid” Tier.)
Soi Fon: (Bleach) Bitch, first of all, SHUT YO’ MOUF!!! Second, GET A REAL JOB! Secret assassins? Starhammer laughs at you. When’s the last time you snuck up on someone? Come to think of it, when’s the first? All the fights in bleach take place OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN!!! Worse than that, How do you intend on sneaking all those soldiers in just to murk one guy? What Ninja book have YOU been reading? Your OWN zanpakto, Suzume Bachi, not only Told you that you are worthless, but explained why. this leads to number three…
Give it up. you’re not gonna get any of the Kitty Titties. Yoruichi don’t do dames, so the love interrest is one-sided there. You can’t out-muscle her and just TAKE her as a bride. I think she demonstrated that she has the undisputed upper hand in THAT department. Also, you’re leading the heh heh 2nd squad while she’s running around on Earth. Long distance relationships don’t usually work out even if they start up hot and heavy. Let it go hun. Let it go.
Karin: (Naruto) Listen you dumbass bitch. Sasuke doesn’t like you. Last I checked, you were a glorified scouter that can barely read up to 9000, much less over it. Looks like you got some healing powers. Nice to know. Now if you will do something other than try to heal Sasuke everytime he gets a papercut, I’ll clap. Beyond that, worthless. As far as I know, there isn’t a single character on your team, or that your team has run into, that couldn’t WASTE your ass during the intro song of the anime. As the Rock would say, Know your role and shut your hole. The only possible good that may come of your existance is you Vs. Sakura in an all-out battle of the bitches.
Low Tier:
YOUR MOM!!!
…No. Seriously. Those anime and various other action cartoon moms who show up and does little more than bitch at the main character, usually when they’re ass-deep in a pitched battle, and that’s ALL they ever do. I’m not talkin about the Motherly scolding that could be acceptable when a parent has no idea that her little ones are engaged in intergalactic combat, I’m talking about the “she put down the beer bottle and got out of dad’s lap long enough to stumble to the door and start barking like a dumb dog screaming at that invisible intruder.” WTF? Is that REALLY Needed?
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! I’m fighting about a million @$#$&*@&$ing incoming missiles, an alien fleet, and a Starcruiser, A STARCRUISER BEEYOTCH!! and you want me to come home to eat your microwaved meatloaf? If I blow this fight, I’M GONNA BE A MICROWAVED MEATLOAF!!"
Mom: I don’t care about that!!! Now you come home this instant or I’ll ground you for the rest of your natural life!!!
…Makes you wonder if sometimes that kid is thinking,“You know, I COULD just fly off with that one random space hottie who’s been giving me the eye since the start of this anime. Kinky? Freaky? yeah maybe, but I’ve got Hyperwarp engines and a star map on this bitch…”
Those fucking “cute” animals that serve no known purpose other than to make Starhammer projectile vomit:
…Annoying beasts! Correct me if I’m wrong, but is there a point to bringing your fucking cat/dog/etc on a mission where the stakes are life or death? Now, Attack animals like Akamaru are okay. They get owned, but at least they can DO something in battle. No. I’m talking about that fucking yapping mutt from such cartoons as Spiderman and his amazing friends. Fucking beast always seems to end up in the way somehow. Don’t get me started on cats. whatcha gonna do? MEOW me to death? Scratch up Dr. Doom’s armor? Oh yeah. That Fur-doken sho’ nuff laid waste to the opponent, didn’t it? Leave the little fuckers with the local shelter and come back to get them when the sky stops falling okay?
…And before I let this drop, I’ll say this for the Rave Master fans: “Plooooooooooooooooooo” Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr…I want to shove that thing’s carrot nose up its ass.
EVERYTHING that came from Beyblade. What in the fuck? Were the writers TRYING to make an anime version of a steaming turd? If so, GOOD JOB! :tup: I don’t think I’ve ever viewed a more poorly constructed anime in history. I don’t even remember the characters now. They are all in a file labeled “they who must NEVER be named.” Bitches. Never again produce such garbage.
We will find you.
-Starhammer-
Bone Claw Wolverine.
Cmon having Shinji jizz over your comatose body should also be a claim to fame 
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*straightens out wrinkles in trenchcoat and leaves thread
Damn.
…Yamcha! Now, you are so worthless that I’m thinking of giving you your own tier. I had forgotten about Vegetta straight up taking your girl. You need to just eat, sleep, and train in the hyperbolic chamber for like HALF of DBZ. When you come out, MAYBE you can handle the Stormtroopers after that. I’m not really putting money on it, but it’s your only hope.
-Starhammer-
I have to wonder if she ever found out about that.
I know you saw it, I know what you’re thinkin.
But that ain’t lotion, it SURE ain’t for drinkin!
you take a whiff, it’s sticky an’ stinkin,
Skeet skeet!GIRL YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE!
-Starhammer-