The Wendy's Diaries!

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Its that time again…Plays some Alexander O Neal and Cherrelle

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Went in,clocked in a half hour early(winning),I asked the new manager to put me on fries(haven’t been on them since my hand got cut way back in July)Did good on them but the manager that was simping(We’ll call him loverboy) got mad cuz this other chick wasn’t paying him no mind.Then he got his mind off of what he was supposed to be doing(drive thru,making sandwiches etc).Mostly all the cars left who were waiting for their orders cuz of his simpish behavior.Getting all mad.Then he told me to go in the back and do the dishes…

im back there doing my thing,loverboy throws a rubber glove near my direction then goes “im sorry doc I didn’t mean to throw it in your direction im PISSED OFF right now” im like yeah man(note to self,stay out of dudes way today)

after that he goes and throws some boxes across the room in the back,yelling basically turning into the Hulk.One dude went to ask him where the chicken was,Thee Incredible Loverboy responded like this:

IM NOT TRYING TO LAUGH OR TALK TODAY!!!I AM SO FUCKIN ANGRY RIGHT NOWthrows another box

this dude got sent on a trash run and did a Hurricane Kick SUPER on the trashcan…LITERALLY.Im surprised he didn’t say the giberish that ryu and ken say :rofl::rofl:

by now everything is all out of order cuz of his simpin ass.the crew members were telling him what to do smdh.hectic day.

I was cutting bacon in the back for a little while and David Bruce Bruce(yes Bruce Bruce) “Loverboy” Banner comes in the back chopping salad…he’s just like fuck it slams down knife hard,pulls out Iphone and plays Drake’s new album to myself im like damn at least pull out some Onyx or old Eminem or something.How can u be pissed off bumping this and singing along with it word by word,im like c’mon son dudes is pussified nowadays:

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he pretty much was able to play 4 joints into that album smdh.Then goes “im quitting man,im going to be a rapper”

me:lol theres no money in rap man

him:imma sell my soul

me:well if u rap then spit something

him:i dont freestyle i write

me::confused:

him:eek:k…spits about the day he’s having and riding on 20’s

me:alright alright(his flow wasn’t that bad tho he was cool at it)
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a few hours goes by,the store slows down a bit so we were able to get back up to speed…BUT THE LOVAH BOY ACTION DON’T STOP YET!

**the chick he was simping towards came in,and it was OVER with for him as soon she said “hiiii doc!!!” he was standing looking me and the chick looking all:

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thats EXACTLY how he looked,I could see his SOUL burning.My dude was hurt.He was prob thinking I could’ve hit it after I got off work last weekend,God knows what was going thru his head…

then later on me and her were play fighting…:wink:

cuz of his screw up I got to work a 9 hour shift!!!WINNING!!!

oh and Dave’s bitchassness showed again…Dave stole the coffee pot cuz he got pissed off i heard,…Dave is a bitch with a dick transvestite ass dude.Only a woman would do some shit like that,thats the equilvalant of ur girl using ur toothbrush to clean the toilet or hiding ur keys,word to Biggie…

anywho,more WINNING…i’ve upgraded the wardrobe,got the mp3,and did some ummmm “play fighting” Ayeeeeeeeeee PAPI!never sounded so good WINNING BITCHES!At the end of the day I dont got nuthin but love for Loverboy no homo

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hahaha man that’s what I’m talkin’ bout! I love solid fuck ups like this guy because it opens up some opportunities, I LOL’d when he hurricane kicked the trash can. All this, over some broad man she musta been fiiiiiiyyyyya

“that’s it, Imma quit and be a rapper” :rofl::rofl::lol:

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word,chick is like 18 and ENGAGED.Latina,long black hair that looks wet…DAMN…but im not throwing no temper tantrum over no chick that doesnt like me.Dude basically created his own bonus stage doing this to the trash can:

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but yea play fighting was good…2 rounds

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i forgot to add this convo:

shift manager:yo u played the new madden yet?

loverboy:sad toneno

sm:yo man that shit cray,im making interceptions,touchdowns audibles,the graphics are wowwwwwwww

loverboy:

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LOOK NIGGA I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT NO FUCKING FOOTBALL RIGHT NOW!(mind u the shift manager is a white dude,and loverboy is spanish/black)

SM to other co worker:

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the fuck wrong with him?

co workersIDK

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awwww poor dr banner :frowning:

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Damn doc. Are you sure it’s safe to work there? :rofl: Big simp putting the smackdown on trashcans and Dave stealing the coffee pots and stuff. If he’s that mad over some chick who has made it plain that she’s not interested in him, he needs to get some meds. She better have a face and body that makes your eyes orgasm for him to be THAT upset. Good going on getting some extra hours. I hope they’ll let you keep doing that. :rofl: @ ol’ boy screamin he’s gonna be a rapper. I don’t think they do sob stories anymore, so good luck with that.

-Starhammer-

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dude get a retail job. i’d like to see your experience there. should be comedy gold.

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no wonder dude went off the handle,he posted this on his fb:

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Drake got simping competition it seems. Doc, you better charge this nigga and own publishing rights

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rubs hands like birdmanBirdman nigga throw that simping in the bushes

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So Wendy’s is just going to be a side job for now…I got another job doing work on houses like sanding,cleaning etc.The doe is GOOD!

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we have a homosexual manager now…no offense to gays or anything with this new entry.Just don’t put the moves on me:confused:

let me just get straight to the point I had a good day up until this dude looked at me popping his lips and asking me how I liked that new Rihanna album…

him:smacks/pops his lips then askshow u like that new Rihanna album Doc

me:frownsI dont listen to that shit b

him:well you shouuuuuuuuuuuuuuld staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!hand is limp

me::confused:

him:can u hand me that chilli spoon…

eh this dude did some wild flamango frutiy ass homo shit when he said that…this dude…took his tongue and made it push his cheeks out(not his ass but his mouthPAUSE NO HOMO.i go to clock out he goes its been a pleasure working with uuuuuuuuuuuu.Dude is real flamboyant type gay.

i’ll be damned if they have me doing matience like this:
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they ain’t going to JING A LING ME nooooooo.

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BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!****:rofl:

See? SEE?!? What did I tell you? Richard Simmons Got U SCURRED!!! :rofl: You shoulda did that to Dave and maybe you would have his spot. Of course, it isn’t gonna work now. This is an instant where you can’t fight fire with fire. :rofl: @ The flamingo dance. :rofl: I almost fell out the chair when I read that. This made me think of that area in the old Genesis game Fantasia with those stupid birds jacking you up when you try to get through. I’m betting that’s what happened too. Make him look at my av. After watching them shake it, he will forsake the darkside…Of your ass.

-Starhammer-

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theres too much hot tail at Wendys to be suspect like that :rofl:.Dude is so helpful to the point that its annoying and always says “Wendy’s Policy/or procedure is”.one of those ole “i memorized the hand book word by word” type.

btw i’ve been at Wendy’s since June…6 months.i remember everyone was saying I was going to end up quitting after a few days,luckily things have turned out for the better :rofl:

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I can finally answer this question,yeah only dudes take the trash out and clean the bathrooms.Chicks are ALWAYS on the register or drive thru.

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LOL @ Helpful. Dude done did the damn flamingo dance shit on you. After that, every step I made and every step HE made, I would be watching. He wouldn’t be able to catch me slippin even if I were wearing banana shoes and standing in hair grease. I’ll Shang Tsung that shit and Superman Dat Ho. Yeah, it looks like men are on trash patrol everywhere unless 1: No men are there or 2: she a FUGLY beeeeyuuuuuuuuuuuch!! I’m talking a toothpick with a fright wig for a face fugly. Even then they can get over if enough dudes are working. Still, if there were that many hot chicks around, I wouldn’t spend one second looking at dudes. I would have to pinch that tall chick just to see how much her booty would shake.

-Starhammer-

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well you shouuuuuuuuuuuuuuld staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!*~

HAHAHAHAHA this part killed me.

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:rofl: I had to go back and read that again. I wouldn’t even ask for the chili spoon if I had heard that.

-Starhammer-

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glad it’s working out for you.