The Wendy's Diaries!

[Drfatality]

I had a sit down father to son moment with that dude the Simping manager.I told him u can’t go around taking these chicks all the way to Boston to be eating 1st date man,take them to Wendy’s ninja!I told him we all simped at least a few times in our lives but u gotta wake up one day and realize that ain’t the route to go.He agreed,he’s still on his rapper thing.We freestyled today in the back had a lil cypher going on after that talk

Nothing too out of the ordinary happened today,real slow. new tall jamaican chick that works there,looks like bootsy collins in the face tho.I asked my boss for more hours.He said sure.Im hoping for a 8 hour shift on Saturdays.that would be PIFF!!!Once get I call back about the cleaning houses job i’ll post some of my exp there also.

Edit:forgot to add,our Wendys was giving out free W sandwiches to compete with Burger King’s Free Fries.

[Starhammer]

I had a sit down father to son moment with that dude the Simping manager.I told him u can’t go around taking these chicks all the way to Boston to be eating 1st date man,take them to Wendy’s ninja!I told him we all simped at least a few times in our lives but u gotta wake up one day and realize that ain’t the route to go.He agreed,he’s still on his rapper thing.We freestyled today in the back had a lil cypher going on after that talk

Nothing too out of the ordinary happened today,real slow. new tall jamaican chick that works there,looks like bootsy collins in the face tho.I asked my boss for more hours.He said sure.Im hoping for a 8 hour shift on Saturdays.that would be PIFF!!!Once get I call back about the cleaning houses job i’ll post some of my exp there also.

Edit:forgot to add,our Wendys was giving out free W sandwiches to compete with Burger King’s Free Fries.

Take notes ladies and gents. the only thing better than winning is sharing the win. Doc did it. :tup: I hope it that talk works for him. I admit I got a chuckle out of his predicament, but like you said, we’ve all simped at some point and I actually do like to see a person shine after bad things happen. Most likely, that’s why I like this thread so much. Whoa now. There’s a tall Jamaican chick too? :rofl @ Looks like bootsy collins!!! Damn!!! if she ain’t got Dat ASS, she’ll probably end up taking out the trash a few times. I hope all’s good for you and your family at this time. Merry Christmas to the doc, and If somebody got a problem with that, I’ll sit you in the corner with dave and little bubba. Seriously, dude didn’t have to go and do the damn dance. If it wasn’t for that I’d be off his back, but damn. You ask him how many man-points he has and he’ll give you a middle finger and blow you a kiss. I’d be up and out the door with the astounding quickness.

-Starhammer-

[Drfatality]

Take notes ladies and gents. the only thing better than winning is sharing the win. Doc did it. :tup: I hope it that talk works for him. I admit I got a chuckle out of his predicament, but like you said, we’ve all simped at some point and I actually do like to see a person shine after bad things happen. Most likely, that’s why I like this thread so much. Whoa now. There’s a tall Jamaican chick too? :rofl @ Looks like bootsy collins!!! Damn!!! if she ain’t got Dat ASS, she’ll probably end up taking out the trash a few times. I hope all’s good for you and your family at this time. Merry Christmas to the doc, and If somebody got a problem with that, I’ll sit you in the corner with dave and little bubba. Seriously, dude didn’t have to go and do the damn dance. If it wasn’t for that I’d be off his back, but damn. You ask him how many man-points he has and he’ll give you a middle finger and blow you a kiss. I’d be up and out the door with the astounding quickness.

-Starhammer-

thanks man,merry christmas to u and urs my dude.

tho i found out dude is talking behind my back saying im “suspect”…this nigga is hating something serious.How u give advice to a dude then go around and start spreading rumors.This nigga is salty as hell.

[Starhammer]

thanks man,merry christmas to u and urs my dude.

tho i found out dude is talking behind my back saying im “suspect”…this nigga is hating something serious.How u give advice to a dude then go around and start spreading rumors.This nigga is salty as hell.

Heh.

If he’s salty like that, throw him some fresh cut lemons and a worm. with luck, a sexy mamacita will come by and start shaking it. the sweat running down her body be used to make the TRUE tequila.

…**HANG ON BABY!!! I’M COMING FOR YA!!! shoves simp out of the way **
-Starhammer-

[Drfatality]

Heh.

If he’s salty like that, throw him some fresh cut lemons and a worm. with luck, a sexy mamacita will come by and start shaking it. the sweat running down her body be used to make the TRUE tequila.

…**HANG ON BABY!!! I’M COMING FOR YA!!! shoves simp out of the way **
-Starhammer-

dude is salty over that chick,c’mon son.thats a chick i don’t want and haven’t made any advances at.Just another sign that im

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[Starhammer]

Doc, the only thing missing from your post is a sound clip of the original SF2 announcer saying “YOU WIN.” It’s like you said. You were’nt even trying to block this dude, she wasn’t giving him the time of day, which makes him straight up sweat haterade trying to stab you on some ol’ suspicion shit, and even THEN you still try to help the guy straighten up his game. If I were to describe that using the XBOX 360 achievements as the platform, I’d say you got the gold Gentleman’s rules Achievement for what I just described. Now if you can get big gay al to stop making your workplace scary, I’d say you are due for some sort of recognition IRL.

-Starhammer-

[Drfatality]

Doc, the only thing missing from your post is a sound clip of the original SF2 announcer saying “YOU WIN.” It’s like you said. You were’nt even trying to block this dude, she wasn’t giving him the time of day, which makes him straight up sweat haterade trying to stab you on some ol’ suspicion shit, and even THEN you still try to help the guy straighten up his game. If I were to describe that using the XBOX 360 achievements as the platform, I’d say you got the gold Gentleman’s rules Achievement for what I just described. Now if you can get big gay al to stop making your workplace scary, I’d say you are due for some sort of recognition IRL.

-Starhammer-

this nigga told the tall chick i “sweep the broom both ways”…hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

man im just bi-winning:

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Im working on Christmas eve…

[Starhammer]

Oh man. I hope you luck out and don’t have a freaking mob of idiots trashing the place and fighting everywhere. Holidays seems to bring out the stupid in people for some reason and Christmas Eve does this moreso than others. If you’re lucky, maybe they won’t be there.

…If all else fails, grab some chicks ass and claim insanity. Let’s face it. Simp ain’t gonna do it, Flamingo ain’t, and Dave will get his shit checked again if he tries. It’s up to you doc!!!

-Starhammer-

[Drfatality]

Oh man. I hope you luck out and don’t have a freaking mob of idiots trashing the place and fighting everywhere. Holidays seems to bring out the stupid in people for some reason and Christmas Eve does this moreso than others. If you’re lucky, maybe they won’t be there.

…If all else fails, grab some chicks ass and claim insanity. Let’s face it. Simp ain’t gonna do it, Flamingo ain’t, and Dave will get his shit checked again if he tries. It’s up to you doc!!!

-Starhammer-

slow day today breh,REAL slow…I seen the simping dude today…

him:HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY DOC WHATS UP MAN!!!greets me like he hasn’t seen me in 15 years

me:

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him:WHATS GOOD MAN!!!gives me dap

me:nothing son…daps hard

nigga came in rocking a santa hat.

Chick news,

the chick he was simping for kept walking by me and grabbing my arm…idk why she does that…i’d like to find out…anyone want any pics of said chicks?im in the christmas mood…

btw,the heads in charge are crazy man.I was in the dining room and had to txt my ride,and OUT OF NO WHERE this dude goes “your not supposed to be texting on the job”,im like lol thinking he’s a customer being funny,then he goes im being serious im the district manager of wendy’s…wtf???I was like oh…then he walked out.

I could understand if dude would’ve just said he was the district manager 1st then say that.Dude just throwing his power around.mind ur biz.

[Drfatality]

[LEFT]the simpin dude posted this on Her FB:
I’m glad you liked it… [/LEFT]
[LEFT]Best feature: Your smile, its absolutely beautiful and really did brighten up my day everytime I seen it at work[/LEFT]

[LEFT]Honest opinion: Your the #1 woman in my life I’m always going to love you no matter what, you are an extremely amazing, kind caring, drop dead gorgeous, sexii, funny, fun [/LEFT][LEFT]and just simple nothing but perfect woman in my eyes, these little things you have that you call flaws is what makes u so amazing and the hard times your going thru ATM is what’s going to make you, not break you, you are way to strong of a lady to let this petty stuff break u, and plus how can you give up when you have an amazing beautiful daughter?
Your an amazing mother and woman so never let anything break you.u will b mine <3[/LEFT]

[Kzoh]

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[Drfatality]

ish is disgusting,guess he has to learn the hard way

[Drfatality]

damn she denied man that’s fucking low, wasting a niggas time. TIME IS MONEY.

I had to go back and read that again. I wouldn’t even ask for the chili spoon if I had heard that.

-Starhammer-

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awwww poor dr banner

Went into work today…DAVE 2.0 was in today,at 1st I was like awwwwwwwww man its going to be a long day.But then it was like u kno what imma turn into a Win…Went in there like I owned the place.told Dave straight up front that im not going to play that mess today and im not going to let nothing slide if he tries it.He sat up and took it like a mini toy poodle is supposed to…he was only managing for 30 mins then he left.Still tho,dude just drains the life out of everything.And whats up with my hours b,still not much…oh well on to the winning moment of the day:

I spit game at the tall chick today

she was telling one of the dudes there how swagged out I was that day.I didn’t even kno she knew I had cologne on(shouts out to Polo)

she was all like “he was so fresh that day he went to see his girl,his cologne everything lol” then she turned to me like “how yall doing”

me:Shes not acting right

her:what u mean,did yall break up?

me:nah,I just put her on time out

her:runs and tells the other girls what I just said

them damn,thats how u treat’em

me:well if u act like a little girl imma treat her like a little girl turns to tall chick and her friend so whats good with yall?yall got any friends?

tall chick gives me direct eye contact…tries to hold back smile and can’t…big smile…skintone lights up

her friend:well we’re both friends so…and we both have bfs

me:cool

tall chick goes in dining room takes hat off

me::wow:

so i get ready to get up and go and i walk passed her table and was like "im that girls father she never had ;-)"gave her a cd too…

lets see what happens Next Week…man no Dave tho man.i kno i got that in the pocket i just kno it…

anywho another:

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[Drfatality]

I felt on that tall chicks ass yesterday…

[drean]

I felt on that tall chicks ass yesterday…

STORY?!

[Drfatality]

STORY?!

went to take out the trash and while i was pushing the dumpster the back of my hand accidently swiped across her ass.and i was like im sorry,she smiled and said u kno u got permission to so later on in the back i did…#winning MY MY MY what an ass

[Drfatality]

Does anyone know if u get a tax return or w2 back from working at wendys/fast food?im new all of this and have no idea

[Cryoh]

Does anyone know if u get a tax return or w2 back from working at wendys/fast food?im new all of this and have no idea

Yeah, you do. They normally give it to you at the end of the month.

[Ephidel]

went to take out the trash and while i was pushing the dumpster the back of my hand accidently swiped across her ass.and i was like im sorry,she smiled and said u kno u got permission to so later on in the back i did…#winning MY MY MY what an ass

good lawd hahahaha.

Does anyone know if u get a tax return or w2 back from working at wendys/fast food?im new all of this and have no idea

you sure do, expect one at the end of the month or early feb.

[Drfatality]

good looks,haven’t updated in a min.but the simp manager is still a bitch,last saturday we had a small snow storm.And most of the crew got sent home early(i clocked in 2 hours that day).I collected all the trash in wendy’s and placed it in the “green dumpster” in the back.After i left i log on to FB this dude says “ppl at work is soooooooooooo lazy,wtf,MY STORE is never clean i kno who it is”.then one of my co workers starts coonin it up on the status and I quote:

“If i was there that line would be swept,the trash would be taking out,and the tables would be clean”

ole picking electronic cotton mutha fucka.I didn’t take the trash out cuz it would be impossible to move the green dumpster in the snow.So i just stacked it.Plus no one complained about it.I had lunch with the chick he was simping over,we talked about life etc.I know for sure I don’t want a kid right now after she told me pampers cost 20 something a pack…and speaking of which,im being a hypocrit already but eff it,would yall date a chick with a kid?

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