The Wendy's Diaries!

Man this is winning;

I got called into work today!!!2-6pm.I went in there,day started off normal,the head manager told me to make some chilli but there weren’t any chilli pots.So I go the sink start cleaning some,im maybe half way thru the 2nd pot and I hear a girl go hey papi,I turn around to see who it is and low and behold…That Preggo Latina Chick that i was bigging up earlier in the thread

her:hey papi

me::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

her:long time no see

me:uh huh :wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

her:I dont have a stomach anymore

me:Dick gets hardahhhhh,i see.ummmm did u have a boy or girl?:wow:

her:i had a little girl

me:awww thats nice :wow:

I was dumb founded cuz chick came outta no where,i DEFF wasn’t expecting to see her today or again for that matter,but damn she thicka than a mug.I caught a hard on when i was talking to her seriously,happy my pants were baggy.When she said I dont have a stomach no more I got a ultimate woody.She has that long black hair that goes down to the middle of her hair,with blond highlights,and curves for days.and some tittays.maaaaann,all i could say to myself was:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5UguvVVqM

then i seen this other latina chick,she kept looking at me.caught her looking a few times and she went looking up in the ceiling lol.Shes thick’ums status too.what they be feeding these chicks???oh yea,Dave got slapped earlier in the day by that new thick’ums latina

the shift manager told me Dave got pissed at her for making the sandwich the wrong way or something and he yelled at her.

Dave:WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING!!??!WHY ARE U WORKING HERE IF U DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A SAND

EPIC SLAP ACROSS THE FACE

Restaraunt gets quiet and everyone looks at Dave

Dave:Im embarassed,im going home.

Dave told the shift manager that ever since I told on him and came to check him with my dad that time,everyone else there has been “disrespecting” him in his words…smh,Dave is Wendy’s punching bag now and dude is calling me the ring leader now :rofl::rofl::rofl:

ain’t God good,I got robbed last week and I got more hours this week at wendys wow man.and on top of that seen the used to be preggo chick,man i want to get with her but…

If she’s got a kid she’s DTF dude

“I’m embarrased?” “I’m going home?” :rofl: This guy is too bitch to be true. I want that vid to turn up on youtube, or better yet, some TV show. Like I said, I have faith in Dave to fail, and now he has done so. I just wonder. Did she come up with the hand, down? was it the backhand? I would eat there every day just to see what happens to his ass next. still, more PAWG material around? I’m thinking you’ve got a good job. Eye candy and food. Pretty good combo.

…and tall girl is teh pretty. :tup:

-Starhammer-

im re thinking my approach of getting at women at the job,I’ll be friends with them but idk about dating them.I’ve been listening to a few Tariq Nasheed tapes and dude said its a deff no no,since some relationships can take a turn for a worse and these chicks will make it hard for me at the job.Which means I’ll lose doe.So nah imma keep it moving,but if someone bounces and I still have their number…heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy

as for Dave,i feel like asking the head manager to put me on with him so I can knock his ass out in memory of Joe Fraizer

Bitches get Bitch Slapped…Dave is a bitch.1 and 1 together…WHAT DID THE 5 FINGAZ SAY TO THE FACE SLAAAAAAAAP!IM WENDYS BITCH!

Yeah man, you don’t want to dip your pen in the company ink, it can be bad if they are mad at you and what not. If you are quitting or something then that is cool, but I don’t recommend it.

I admit, trying to put your meat where you make your bread is a risky endeavour for EXACTLY what you posted. If it’s bad in a place like Wendy’s you can imagine how much worse it could’ve been for someone on a warship in the middle of the ocean. The old lady is pissed because you did (Or didn’t) do something yesterday, the week before, ten years ago,etc. and right NOW she gotta give you attitude when there’s about a dozen missiles incoming on your screen? Not good.

You: “Hun? There’s about six enemy aircraft buzzing around and that really loud alarm tells me that one of them launched a missile at us. Can we save the discussion about what happened in the hotel room in Thailand until later?”

Her: NO!!! What was that shit with the hooker?

You: …Listen. I had no idea that bitch was under the bed. Besides, she wasn’t a “she” where it counts. :wasted:

Everyone else in the room: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: Say wha?

You: … :confused: :sweat: Oh shit…Just shoot me."

Still, if the feeling is right and she’s down with you, see where it goes. I think being friends first is a good idea though. Me? I’m quick to pick on chicks at work. If I’m making people laugh, they aren’t upset. Damn though. You gots a bunch of fine fems working there it seems. It would be hard for me to keep my hands to myself. Let’s just say more than the food would be getting handled. :badboy:

Oh yeah. You know what the five fingers said to the face? Nothing. Actions speak louder than words. Just ask Dave.

-Starhammer-

bout to go in today,More win at Wendys!putting it down for Heavy D!

McDonald’s was one of my first jobs and it really looks great on a resume, and it’s also probably the easiest job out there to get. The training is the reason it looks good on any resume for any other retail/food industry job.

They also get a TON of hot chicks, at least up here in Canada :wink: the amount of numbers I used to get working drive-thru was nuts. Unfortunately I then started dating a hot co-worker who also had a lot of guys asking for her number that then asked me to stop blatantly hitting on girls when they came through, such a downer…

Thats a good look man,i wouldn’t mind getting more into the food industry.I like the enviorment and i love food lol.

Slooooooooow day today,nobody came in.I had to clean the “fry basket/filter”.That took 2 hours smh,if anything I hate cleaning that.

seen tall thing,She pushed another chick out the way to say hi to me :rofl: she asked was I dropping any new cds.I told her yeah,im working on something big next…then one of my dudes who knows i kinda like her tells her’ u kno DRF likes u" then she laughed then smiled…good sign???

then i got off work got some grub,she sat right behind me.We talked a lil,so next time I go in to work,im going to give her my new cd and put my number on the cd…see what happens SRK…winning.btw her homegirl was hinting at something when we were eating…she said “look at u 2 employees”

daves new hours:

2pm-4pm

You cereal?

yep,thats good for me!

See? I told ya. Dave done f’ed up, and now the hammer is falling. I thought he might make it till the end of the year, but damn. Maybe not even that far now. I would say,“Sorry about yo’ damn luck!” dave, but let’s face it. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!!! :rofl:

-Starhammer-

I might be leaving Wendy’s man,one of my friends called me and told me his son in law owns a warehouse that deleivers food to different supermarkets.He said i’ll be working a forklift and working on the dock…he said he’ll call me back and see whats up.Im going to DEFF get tall things numbers incase I leave.Question anyone here do that type of work???whats the pros and cons?

Good luck dude. I’ve never done any of that myself, but I can tell you this:

Cons:

Don’t try it drunk. You’ll regret that quick, fast, and in a hurry.
You better have a bunch of rabbit’s feet. If ya don’t, chances are you won’t be seeing any hot chicks.
You could end up with another dave. Not trying to jinx, but shit happens sometimes.

Pros:

Most likely, more money per hour and more hours.
Forklift = machine doing the heavy lifting, not you. :tup:
NO MOTHERFUCKIN’ GRILL TO BURN YO ASS!!!

If you do leave, you KNOW you better get tall girl’s number. You should have it already, but I’ll be nice considering you have to work with Dave. One minute? you’re trying to write down some chick’s number, the next? the same hand has to smack dave.

You must have power, skill, and flexibility! That is crucial to mastery of the power of the Shaolin Palm! :rofl:

Whichever way the wind blows, I hope ya the best.

-Starhammer-

Man after reading this thread you have me dying laughing because a lot of the stuff you mention
really does go down at Wendys. My cousin is a manager at wendys and my sister works there and
when they come home they always have stories like this. I remember one time my cousin said a co-worker
decided to rob the wendys one day after getting fired. Shit always goes down at fast food places lol.

Im staying at wendy’s DAMN IT i like being around women who like men…

but really tho,no transportation and they want me to work 3rd shift.

@Vic,im surprised at how much goes down at Wendys too!Fast food ftw!just give me more hours and i’ll be good.

Haha yeah thats why i’m def trying to find a job where I work with females or some of my good friends because I know how
working by yourself feels. Its boring as fuck.

word,I cant wait to go back in and give that tall chick my number.i’ve been thinking about her ever since I got off work,especially after my dude told her “u kno u like drf” and she laughed then smiled…:tup:

:rofl: @ doc. Tell the truth. You just wanna keep winning is all. Ain’t nothing wrong with that. :tup:

I just wish they had better quality eye candy around here is all. McD’s and BK are pretty much have old people on the registers. Even at Taco bell, the one chick who’s usually in the window looks like a black version of Bluto from Popeyes. Nightmare fuel. At least the Olive Garden had some nice looking chicks, but I doubt I’d ever work there. meh. I guess I’ll be happy when I at least find good-looking chicks anywhere at all. Collect the eye candy on my mental cam and rush out.

-Starhammer-