Oh yes… Sneak her tall ass back to the freezer on her break and pound her ass over a box of fries until the ice melts off the walls. Better yet, smash it on Dave’s car…If he still has one. On second thought, nah. No telling what kinda shit you’ll get infected with. Dave’s bitchassness could be a disease, and you DON’T want that.
-Starhammer-
smells finger like a fine cigar while saying DAT MY BABAYthat is all:coffee: let yall figure it out…
I wont work at all next week lol,met this dude on the way home and he told me big lots was hiring,we may change this thread into Doc’s Smelling His Fingers And Job Diaries
LOL @ finger smelling. gonna change jobs eh? That’ll solve the dave problem pretty quickly. If you do, I hope you don’t run into another one on the other side. That would be crappy. Still, if it works out, take it. You can always visit Wendy’s and stay in touch if nothing else. Keep it rollin doc. :tup:
-Starhammer-
Words cannot fully express how godlike this thread is. If the manager at my local GameStop wasn’t cool as fuck, I would totally get a job at Wendys after reading this thread.
lol,I spoke with one of my co workers yesterday.Dave cut his hours back too.I guess one day the UPS man came to drop off some food and Dave wasn’t there to sign for it.Dave came to work 3 hours late and the UPS man left,then he blamed my co worker for not signing it,after that he’s been working one day a week too.He told me Dave dosen’t really mess with the chicks there and gives them full days.Oh and remember the dude who was getting all heated after he heard Dave got in my face?He left too.
So that explains why there are more chicks than dudes working there.This just confirms everything:
-Dave did screw with my paychecks,tell me how do u work 4 hours for 3 days straight and end up with a 40 dollar pay check?
Im looking for another job now,I learned bad managment is what really screws up companies in the long run.There aren’t too many people there that I started with come to think of it…
question SRK,im at a point now in my life where I haven’t exactly found my “skill” yet.Where should I go from here?Im 21,no GED(thinking about getting one) but willing to learn.I just want something that dosen’t involve alot of thinking,no rocket science type job lol
lol,take my job man!
Dude, You should walk in there one day with an oldschool boombox, sit that bitch on a table, turn on the CD with some sort of crazy music. I suggest something by propellerheads or Crystal Method. and proceed to go straight up “Police Brutality” mode on Dave’s face. whoop his ass until it looks like Rodney King barely got touched. Fuck with someone’s money? Fuck that. It’s time for a…Say it with me everyone…
AZZ-WHUPPIN!!!
-Starhammer-
lol,i’ll let that black lady that cussed him out about the tables finish his bitch self off.but an ass whuppin on Dave would be nice tho 
Naw dude. Dave messed with YOUR money. Go to your closet, get out the steel toe work boots, go grab the turtle shell hardhat, the thick jacket, some gloves, and get to work…ON DAVE.**** I wish that it didn’t happen, but amongst the minimum wage jobs, fast food places are known for this. It ain’t like it used to be. You gotta watch your back and your front at the same time, and somehow still be able to get some work done in between. If you do end up leaving, I hope the next job will have as much funny in it. BTW, I was at a wendy’s today. The cashiers? :wasted: :nono: No sir, I don’t want it. They looked like the human version of broke down cars, all standing up on the cash register like they were guards. I looked around, but I couldn’t spot a “Dave” in their background. I might have gotten lucky or maybe they didn’t have the same calibur idiot that you have to deal with. Either way, Keep on Winning doc.
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…And tell Tina She that for Halloween, I’m gonna be a Tomahawk Cruise Missile. That’s right baby. The good Ol’ T-Hawk!!! Infinite range, GPS ability, and the payload is my lips kissing her to death!!! :badboy: Your time has come!!! Make peace with your God.
-Starhammer-
bbeleive me if it were legal and if Dave wasn’t such a kiss ass to the boss I would…Speaking of which,I applied at a few diff jobs this past week:
Mcdonalds
Burger King
Burlington Coat Factory
Stop and Shop(chick that looks like tinashe works there)
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Yes I will keep this thread going when I switch jobs change the thread title to Doc’s Job Diaries,lol I think it’ll be good to give insight on places like these that usually get a bad wrap lol.I guarantee there will be more win!:tup:
If the burlington job or the stop and shop call back, jump on them over the McD’s and BK jobs. The main reason I’m saying that is because I used to work at a McD’s and I had this boss that was so horrible I nearly got arrested a few times for having to deal with his punk ass. I’m thinking that isn’t a once in a while thing with them, so my ProTips is this: If you end up in fast food again, YOU BETTA WATCH YO’ DAMN BACK!!! You know how shady a bitch ass dave-type nigga can be, so don’t get caught slippin!!! I hope ya the best homie. :tup:
EDIT: I hope that coat factory job works for ya. I would LOVE to have been in one of those.
-Starhammer-
thanks man,yeah Im hoping for the coat factory or stop and shop too.I want to try something different.I had to drop off the black hipster shorty,found out she was a ho.Chick got all her buisness on twitter.I told her i was looking for a relationship etc,and she was all like well im just looking for friends.So I asked her to clarify,are u looking for a friend to laugh and chill with or someone to laugh,chill and fuck with?she hit me back like really…and started ignoring me after that,charge her to the game it was a yes or no answer,tried to explain to her why I asked that since some chicks want friend with benifits and that i wasnt down for that…chicks are confusing b
Oh yeah. IF you end up working next to the chick that looks like Tina, You WILL get her picture for us. The picture can be rejected if she does the damn duck lips thing, but other than that we will want proof. If not, I will suddenly appear at your house, dressed like rick james and I will do terrible…TERRIBLE, sexual things with your couch. Seriously though, I’m keeping my fingers crossed that you don’t end up with another Dave. I know that people like him are a part of life, but it’s a part of life that I would kick in the throat and uppercut into a neverending pit of doom if I had my way.
Don’t fuck with my food.
Don’t fuck with my family and friends.
DON’T fuck with my finance and funds.
For these things, I will beat a man down like I’m a daddy catching some punk in bed banging his little princess. Dave is gonna mess around until he gets got. It WILL happen.
-Starhammer-
Im back couldn’t post a new entry cuz a crazy snow storm came and knocked the power out for a couple of days.umm what happened that day…ummmm yeah Dave was being a bitch again.I wasn’t supposed to come in for work that day,but then I got a call from the head manager telling me that I was a hour late.When I got there I told him I wasnt supposed to come in,he seemed like he knew Dave was playing me so he gave me more hours on Saturday.I wish he wasn’t so nice to Dave man.Dave is whats messing it all up.Then someone called and told the head manager that they thought they were fired and thats why they weren’t coming in to work.Smdh,I KNOW that was Dave’s bitchassness telling him he was fired.errrrrrrrrrrr,
btw earlier in the day before I went to work I drove a friends car up there to get some food that CHANGED THE GAME.Chicks was on me heavy,man im going to go in and get that tall girls number,I couldnt do it last week cuz I left early,i think im just going to go in and do it.
Man, you better get the tall girl’s digits. You know you wanna put the duck lips on her giraffe legs. I was looking at this chick down the street from where I live, but I saw a ring on her hand. 
Disengage target, Starhammer. No worries though. I’ve got time and tunes on my side. I can’t lose and you can’t either doc. :tup:
-Starhammer-
word man,If the schedule hasn’t changed due to the snow storm i’ll be going in tommorow.Its going to be a SLOOOOOOOOOOOOW day to so u know what that means,more talk time.Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah:tup:oh and about the chick with the ring,its all about whats on the other hand playa lol
Well doc, it’s that time of the week. I want updates. what’s up with you and Ms. Long legs? Some pics would be nice. I saw this chick at the store I go to who has giraffe legs too. I wish she wasn’t married though. My luck needs to improve.
-Starhammer-
ah wow man,lol I was so tired yesterday after work I lied down in my bed and went to sleep,forgot to post.Just crashed out,they called me in early yesterday,told me to come in at 11.I was wrong,YESTERDAY WAS THE BUSIEST DAY EVER there was a line going out into the DINER ROOM,and alot of cars going thru the drive thru.Real hectic,I was supposed to work 11-4pm but then the head manager gave me some GOD LIKE words:u want to work another hour or so?or till closing,whatever is good for u Doc?:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow: I took that ish!and stretched it out as long as I could…I squeezed in another 2 hours I was drained.I was dosing off a little in the prep kitchen cutting bacon lol,mind u I was up since 6am
smh,Never work on a empty stomach,it’ll kill u.I would’ve made it till later if I would’ve had some food and some sleep.Yeah I saw ms long legs,i think the chick is runnin games tho,she won’t accept me or deny me on fb,yet shes so flirtacious at work.Idk,u don’t shit where u eat at so im not going to try and bother.
Here is the tall chicks pic:
EDIT: They should pay u alot more than 8 a hour tho,that type of work takes ya energy out of u,especially on a long day.
EDIT 2 I looked at the schedule and saw Dave got his hours cut back,only working 3 days a week,7am-5pm now.I was thinking about getting a night shift,but smh,why am i only working one day out the week?I thought hte head manager told me as long as Dave isn’t on I can work…ehh
Edit 3:theres some new tail at wendys,some PAWGS…
Yo Doc, pic link is broke yo…
idk,it normally shows when I post a pic from fb,let me try again:
if that dosent work click this: