The Wendy's Diaries!

General Discussion
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Man…Dave wasn’t there but Dave pulled one of those bitch moves…tell me why I was an hour late???My schedule from last week said I was supposed to be in work at 1pm,I walk in the 1st thing the head manager says ur an hour late im like :wow: an hour???awwwwww wow man.idk.He said it was ok.Weird :wtf:

tall chick was flirtatious as always…black hipster is on my mind tho…i seen my ex there ordering food,i was cleaning the tables and I go and look up,im like

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the fuck u doing here?she just stared at me…its deep brehs

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:wtf: if you can find out for sure that dave messed with your schedule, that bitch needs to be fired like a bullet out of a gun. Either that or you’re gonna have to mess him up in some kind of off-the-wall disturbing manner. I’m talking messed up shit like stalking his ass and throwing a badger in his face in some random area like the mall or a supermarket. I’m trying to keep positive because i want to be able to give advice for people like you who are new to this BS, but damn. I keep remembering the garbage I had to put up with and now the evil side is coming out again. LOL @ ex. she going private eye on ya. Trying to see what’s up now that she ain’t in the picture. “you missed the boat baby!! You’re cut off!!!”

-Starhammer-

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today just felt weird at work,i didnt want to be there in a way for some reason.felt real strange.Who knows if Dave did that or not,but still im looking at wendy’s sideways…

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Hmmm. I would guess it’s stuff going on in your life right now. For once, Dave might not be the main cause. Here’s hoping it’ll calm down soon.

-Starhammer-

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thanks man,yeah i think thats what it is.i think im going to go in a hour earlier next week to make up for being an hour late,i know it wont make more money but it’ll show character

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sounds like a good move to me. If they ask, tell them that is exactly why you’re here early. It’ll help even things out, show integrity, and hopefully give them more reason to shove dave out the door that much sooner.

-Starhammer-

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i came in early today,the head manager let me work for 6 hours today(2 hours more) i was like :wow: well,Dave might’ve really done it this time…

Went in the head manager said someone broke the CHICKEN FRYER…and Dave didnt tell the head manager about it…and guess who cleaned it up…points to himself THIS GUY!!!Funny how things work out…all the ladies treated me nice today,so i handed out some of my mix cds…

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Altogether now…

DAT WAS FOUL!!! ** :nono: What did they do, leave the grease trap open? If that’s what happened, I bet dave DID slither his ass outta there. This time I can’t even hate on him because I have also had the displeasure of cleaning up a damn oil slick that covers the entire cooking area before and I’ll say from experience that it’sSTRAIGHT UP DONKEY DICK IN YO EAR NUKKA!!!** There IS no sugar coating that shit. It sucks, and that’s about as good as it gets. Everything else is downhill until the job is done.

However, all is not lost. Starhammer is here to save the day with a funny story from my adventures in searching through Garage sales today.

Today I went to a yard sale with my friend. While looking around, some of the family came out as they were having a little picnic while selling stuff. Some of their dogs got out and of course, they had to sniff all the strangers in their territory. Pretty large dogs. I don’t know what kind they were, but the lady doing the selling said they were mixed with a great dane. Meh, whatever. Sniff my face, I’ll scratch your ears, and we’ll call it a day. Shortly after the dogs got loose, the rest of the kids came out. Along with them, their mother, also the old lady’s daughter comes a bouncing out to grab them and they all ganged up on her until she fell over. As luck would have it, one of the dogs went to licking her face by climbing over her huge ass chest. while climbing, it managed to pull down her top and the next thing you know…BOOM!! The twins were loose.

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Yep. All natural. No filler. Her mom screams out in the most country sounding redneck hillbilly voice I’ve ever heard," CARLA!!! PULL UP YOUR SHIRT!!!"

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Too late mom. Those monster melons were out and sucking up sunlight and eyesight. Your buddy Starhammer is lucky. I just happened to have on my trenchcoat, which hid the blazing sword from down under. My friend (A woman) was looking at me like," You didn’t see that, did you?" …Yeah. Right. Ray-fucking-Charles wouldn’t have missed that!! I’m thinking that if I was that dog, I would’ve been licking on those instead of her face. When the daughter finally realized what had happened, she jumps up, nearly bitch-slapping herself with her own boobs, shakes off the puppies, wipes off her OTHER puppies, and shoves them back in the shirt before running into the house. Everybody busted out laughing and finally, we bought our little bit of goods and left. What do I have to say about all this?

Thank you, Sir poochie. You have wisdom beyond your years, and are truly a friend of man…and boobies.

-Starhammer-

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now that sounds like a good ass day man…:tup:

my dude just hit me up and said the tall chick be at work talking about me all the time how good looking i am etc…should i SRK?..she looks like a tall version of Megan Good

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V…

v

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Can you snatch me a big ass bag of spicy chicken sandwiches?

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V is cool,but im back on my more than one ish man.Can’t be waiting around for V like that to chill.

yezzzzzzir!

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i left out the horny tid i mean tit bits:

Me Washing dishes

tall chick at drive thru

tall chick yells:Doc!!!

me:whats up?

tall chick:your getting me wet over here!

me:

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how ur getting wet when ur all the way over there?

tall chick walks up from behind me and gets so close to my neck i could feel her breathing on me and says

in sexy assertive voiceu got me wet now

meanwhile the manager was standing right there i look over there and he saw the whole thing all he did was smile,i looked at him with the

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look too

im playing hard to get with her,i gave her a cd after taht…let her want me more…but next time im getting the digits no question.shes like 5’10 looks like Megan Good

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Smash Mode: ENGAGED

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rick ross gruntUGGGGGHHHHH

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@Drfatality - so you have not smashed ol’ girl yet? it sounds like that should be quite easy. So i see yo campaigning like Obama out in these streets bruv. Keep up the good work.

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Stay the hell away from Wendy’s.

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nah man,prob wont she seems cool otherwise but idk if thats wifey material…gotta push that music man!Doing my own thing!

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When you work, do you pack any type of protection? Not talking about magnums…

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lol,no guns but maybe i need to start packing rough rider word to U God.