Looks great. Bonus points for how thin it is, that’s what’s up.
10 Likes
Wow speaking in the third person now 
8 Likes
If you put pineapple on pizza you probably reuse the jerk off sock
6 Likes
Ok i’ll confess.
I never ate it but the idea seems terrible.
I have. First and last time was when I was over my dads place and he ordered pizza. I grabbed a pineapple slice because I didn’t notice the topping at first glance. Bit down and eventually tasted something wetish and soft.
Was not a pleasant experience
2 Likes
If you eat pineapple pizza you sit down to pee…in a public restroom.
4 Likes
I do, but only after extreme amounts of toilet paper are put on the seat.
That’s the tech when you gotta take a dump and you out there on the streets, but to pee?
2 Likes
Yeah, in my culture, it’s considered dirty to stand and piss. I don’t do it. Nasty, splashy stuff. People wanna be (to be unnecessarily extreme) culturally imperialistic and say that sitting and pissing isn’t manly? Where’s your manhood in the face of a toilet, huh?
2 Likes
Heh, nice counter. Can’t really argue with that without knowing much about your culture.
Urinals are gross tho. At least you’re somewhat far enough from the toilet for it to not splash back at you. Urinals are point-blank.
1 Like
I absolutely hate using public toilets, i pray every day that i never have to use one.
2 Likes
Urinals are gross, I agree. To this day I don’t know how to use one, and for good reason. Fuck that shit, I’m in and out of a stall in 30 secs at most.
1 Like
Urinals should be convenient but most of them seem designed to splash piss on your shoes…
2 Likes
Well… Hygienically speaking, standing up at a toilet will inevitably lead to splashing. Depending on the design of the urinal splashing is a non issue.
Public toilets be like : we updated our privacy policy.
10 Likes
Just as an info, Vermintide 2 is on sale -75% off currently
Go and slay some rats, in Sigmars name!!
Juri is an interesting character. The defiant spirit of punk rock is very much alive in her. She would tell society
Fuck you, society!
Fuck your rules!
Fuck you authority!
Fuck your morals!
Fuck your beliefs!
Fuck your ideals of sex and sexuality!
Fuck your food ideals!
So, au contraire, my friend, not only does Juri like pineapple on pizza, she encourages it 
Hey, at least is better than corn 
on pizza cough * @Voltcough*
I do not approve of this slander.
You seem to imply that I’m ok with corn on pizza when in reality that’s fucking disgusting.