The Stargate Gestures and Lingo Thread: Revived

it’s back alright, the SG gestures and lingo thread…you can post anywhere from things actually said at SG or anywhere else to post edits and whatnot…make sure they are insulting and funny at the very least :wink: …i’ll start with some…

“that was the foulest shit i’ve ever seen…”-stiggz

"move your fatass out the way…"johnb telling that to martin before our match in GGXX last night

“i see guys talking about me…you some dirty motherfuckers!”-cmutt

:lol:

ggs

“I PLAY LIKE SHEET TONIGHT!!!” -Ivan
"BOOSHEET!" -Ivan

“I’m gonna DP through your balls!” - Me talking to Kensou about how to beat Venom with Sol

haha badass, we should keep this thread going forever. Here’s a couple i can remember

“fool smells like freshly-wiped ass…not the 2nd or 3rd wipe, but like if you took the 1st wipe and rubbed it on your arm.” - Stiggz

“Dood, it smells like wet feet, dood” - SupremeMagnus

“How the hell did that counter not hit him?” - Genius
"I dont think he threw anything out." - Stiggz
"Then how did the counter come out?" - Genius
"…good point." - Stiggz

And some of the best name edits

w//Genius\w : w//Genitals\w - w//Penius\w
Marneto : Maneater
Vinnyman : Venerialman - Vaginaman
QuietDn : Quiet9thPlace (QuietDn has logged off)
Turtler : Toddler
SupremeMagnus : SupremeFagnus - SupremecocksmakemeGagnus
ShinKensou : SwallowinMensoup - Menshoe
NormalGuy : AbnormallyGay
IncredibleHulk : IncrediblyRolled
Walter : Whaleter
BIGGUS2002 : BIGGEST2002lbs - BIGGUT2002
Jeaux : Bleaux
Stiggz : Teabaggz - DiggzGuys

stiggz: your presence here indicates that you have lost…"
carnevil: nah, i just gave my game to Harvey…

ivan: u peassin me 0ff m0n…i g0nna keek ur 0ss!
" " y u make f0n 0f m3? f0ck y0u!
" " Sh0t0p beech sh0t0p, sh0t d0 f0ck 0p…

Ooo, don’t forget w//Gayness\w, and Maneato!

Vinny: lol, I can see why Ivan would be irritated with us :lol:

man…u motherfuckers took all the ones i was gonna post :frowning:

John: what about GaysianTickler? repulsiveguy, repulsiveturtle0, shaggy, thehomoinhtown…

:lol:

Haha gaysianTickler…haha man “Aflaaaaaac”

some more…

(after getting owned by the Genius like 20 straight) “Damn, i have to go to the ATM to get money for the tourney.” - Onion Boy

“<insert shit talk about anyone> …and ill punch him in his face.” - Walter trying to sound hard.

(while me and vinny are playing MvC2)
Stiggz : "…your mother…<insert deragatory sex comment>…and me…"
Daniel : “alright man, you can stop talking about my mother now.”

“Fucking Tortuga” - ivan… :mad:

carlos remembers that shit :lol: :lol:

“burst my ass!”–Jimmie walker couldn’t have said it better! This is Darrell trying to be funny, but becoming the butt of his own joke. As usual.

“So, uh tell me how you look and I’ll tell you if you have a boyfriend”–Darrell trying to mack on the DDr girl with the thick ass in Irc. Weak and :lame:

“I get thrown by everybody”–Darrell to everyone that has thrown him in ggxx!

“I hate this game”–Darrell on every game he loses at. Which would be everygame.

And last, but certainly not least:

“Naow, man I’m playin Castlvania”–Over-Smoked-Genius after Darrell asks him if he wants his next at GGXX. I guess the paranoia had set in and he was afraid of the little people inside the joystick. God that shit was funny. Lmao

IncredibleHulk: GOTTDAMN, CABLE’S KIKIN MY ASS!!! (in a country accent)

oh yah, i’m sure stiggz can attest to this…it was me, matt, and carlos talking at regionals, and these 2 chicks walk by outside:

me: hey, who is that?
carlos: iono
matt: OMGOMGOMGOMG, BUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUT THAT GIRL WAS BEEEEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and because i’m a virgin!!! (proceeds to nut in his pants and runs outside only to get bitchslapped)

carlos: damn dawg, that chick wasn’t even all that…i mean, she was alright, but not all that.
me: right

ggs

now whomever could you be talking about here hmmmmm?

:lol:

ROFFLE…dood i know what you’re talking…i didnt know u niggaz heard us…

it went more like…

Stiggz:" Man…i would play mvc2 more and get more practice but your mother and my daughter take up all my time now"

Daniel:“do you think Ally will mind if you’re with my mom”

Stiggz:“not really”

Daniel:“u sure?”

Stiggz:“last time i told her that i was with your mom and she didnt seem to mind…”

Daniel:“ok”

Stiggz:“Sweet!”


(As Genius gets in my car the CD comes on and Staind’s Epiphany is playing)

Genius: “What kinda group is this?”

Stiggz: “Staind”

Genius: “You mean like the stain on your mattress?”

Stiggz: “No, more like the stain i left on your mother’s panties”

Genius: “fuck i shoulda thought of that one”


more to come latar…gfgs so far

GOT DICK!!!

:lol:
Please don’t forget the post edits.:lol:

…oh and PiGgZ, i’ll give you props for that name edit on me you did. I was pretty funny…:bluu:

why do i feel a post edit commin.

GOT DICKTTTTT !!!

:lol: :lol:

u f0ckers suck for letting this thread fall under…lemme post a few more:

last night at SG:

turtler: hey, martin is going to my house, so can you bring martin in your car?
me: great, so that means i have to carry 200 more extra pounds in my car?
turtler: :lol:

this one goes something like this between me and stiggz:
(early that evening)
me: man, daniel got owned in the last tourny by mike lu…you never lose to that sorry mutherfukker…
stiggz: w3rd

(later on that night)
me looking at the brackets
me: well, gotta fight ivan next
stiggz walks up to me
stiggz: remember how i said i’ll never lose to that sorry muthufukker?
me: yah
stiggz: i just did :lol:
me points and laughs at stiggz
me: :wtf: :lol:

ggs

yesterday at SG

Genius: "damn Jake i cant believe youre still wearing the shirt that Simon let you borrow on Friday morning."
Jake: “Well i had that long drive yesterday (Monday) and i just fell asleep and put it on again.”

…later on…

Jake: “later genius” (extends hand)
Genius: “uh-uh…im not touching that hand.”

I hate to quote myself, but…

Me to Daniel: “Stop using the lord’s name in vain, GOD DAMMIT!”