The Stargate Gestures and Lingo Thread: Revived

at MWC

Carnevil (suck suck suck) “is that good, Sin?” (suck slurp)

<fubarduck> Any plans for Evo I should know about?
<WWGenius> yeah the plans are all Texas 1st round brackets
<WWGenius> all Cali gets byes

another thread i missed well here goes 1 i remember…

matt: hey kevin lets go to the store
me: no
matt: come on man lets go
me: ur still talkin dawg?
<matt proceeds to whine like a lil broad>
me: damn dawg! if u need a black person to walk wit u so the bums wont jump u jus say so! ima well aware that u dont speak negro!!
<matt holds head in shame>

another wit matt…

matt: wuts up foo?!
me: damn dawg…did n e 1 ever tell u that u look like a lil broad? i mean damn dude the long hair has got to go…
matt::depress:

me and darrell…

darrell: man chipp keeps on kickin my ass i dont kno wut to do!! no matter wut i do i jus keep gettin hit!:mad:
me: darrell jus block…
darrell: …I DONT KNO HOW TO BLOCK!! PLZ TEACH ME!!!
me: …:wtf:
darrell: …uh…i need to get sum more change…

me to martin…

me: hey martin do u ever use ur knees dawg…?
martin: no, i have no use for them
me: no wonder u waddle like a penguin…
martin: i like waddling:) its fun
me: :lol:

i dunno if i HEARD this right or wrong…

Genius to Matt “hey shaggy, why dont u stfu and go solve a fuckin mystery or somthin” :lol:


Carlos to me while the Fanta commercial is playing

carlos "mayn dawg, i’d like to fuck that bitch in the purple"
Me " i see why "
// i pick my team b4 the commercial ends//
Carlos " wtf!! :mad: mayn dawg why u do that "


Onion boy to ne one :

“mayn dawg, u my fuckin hero”

martin: move scrub
martin: damn you’re just gonna let me call you a scrub like that?
nme: ask me for ops again
martin: sorry! :depress:

ivan: no le ganas a ese monstro (you can’t beat that monster) (talking about that other dude that plays like him)
nme: nope
ivan: horita lo hago mierda!!! (i’ll turn him into shit)

ivan gets owned… and bad… like ocv bad

ivan: dat’s b00shi3t!!!

Ivan:merida,me gusta merida.
Muy sabroso.
dats boooooooshiet.
:lol:

If u cant read spanish dont ask.

Kensou : "man ashanti aint all that"
me : "WHAT?!?!?!"
Turtler : "i dont think beyonce is fine"
me : “(to kensou) oh lord, this fool still girls are icky”

Before I would have agreed with turtler, but after that video. Man, I know some chics that were turned on. Turtler must think Beyonce is the name of that pink Teletubie. That foo is crazy to say some shit like that!

omg, anyone who thinks beyonce is not fine should be shot.

Beyonce is planet Earth’s #1 homewrecker.
That broad is the type of puntang that would make a man leave his wife AND kids.

end of discussion!

yes, that broad is the type of puntang that would make a man leave his wife and turtlers.

Gottem Coach!!! - Ben

MiamiX-Alex

“man my vega owns yours for free” - Genius
"man…whatEEEEEEVER!" - MiamiAlex

(Genius proceeds to ROLL Alex’s vega FO FREEEEE!)

Grindin

John P singing last night…

“I’m John the invincible… John the invincible…”

:confused:

Don’t forget that everybody plays like an “LB” on Fucking everything.:lol: :evil:

John B to Mark P i think

nimble talk

a mercedes pulls up to the law office next to SG

John B’ - i wish i lived there, then i could have hoes all the time
and just walk down here to play video games"

makes DAMN GOOD sense:cool:

MarkP : "I hate cable, I can never beat my brother"
Genius : "Who’s your brother?"
MarkP : "John"
Genius : "JohnP?!?!?!"
MarkP : “yeah”

… some conversation goes by (as well as laughing)

MarkP’s girl : "JohnPs really smart…"
Genius : :eek: :eek: :eek:

hehe

LMAO!!!

StigFest2001: how did they beat u in CVS2?
b boy7007: who ?
StigFest2001: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUTS!!! harhahrhrahr chode!!!
b boy7007: nobody beat me in cvs2
b boy7007: gay
StigFest2001: pwned
StigFest2001: jezus, you’re one of te easiest fuckers to get…next to John’s mother…

b boy7007: haha

David: while watching something on tv wit a bunch of hoe’s on it “I don’t know what I’m watching, but I like it” then continue’s killing me like 10 time’s in a row…

JohnB: "Did you bring all them with you?"
Me: “Who?” Look’s around to see nothing but mexican dood’s on the next 2 mvc2 cab’s
Me: “No” :bluu: :lol:

Watching JohnP keep askin his bro for money after getting beat a few time’s and not wanting to leave :lol: