The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

Sometimes I enjoy just being out of the house. I will sit at a bar, read a book, and pound whiskeys. The uses of a bar to me are as variant as the seasons.

Raz0r over here sounding like some 90s sitcom.

lol. a fellow gunfighter huh? May your shotglass never run out of ammo.

speaking of which, it’s the first half of April and I haven’t been drunk yet this year. :wtf: Might have to tip a cup or two for all the peeps who already have passed away this year though.

I says damn. I guess they don’t have to worry about how much the job sucks now. Not to make light of their struggle since I don’t know what it is they’re aiming for, but you have to remember that if the boss hired you, chances are they can get someone else if you don’t want to do the job. Just sayin.

-Starhammer-

LOL I had to watch that Skeleton twerk one more time before going to bed. :rofl:

That is some funny shit. :tup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBExil_4_AQ

Tell me how my girl can barely use the fucking internet but she can take apart and fix my external hd in a few minutes…

I think her ass an alien…

Also why I gotta get out of bed on my day off…

lol. my girl gets mad sometimes when im like, do you want me to search for it. she searches the internet like someones grandma. shes not bad with technology, but its just like when it comes to googling or youtube searching, we’re going to end up wasting a lot of time while she searches for it. ive learned to calm down, it use to be frustrating when i would have to wait for anyone to search for stuff on the internet, as the slow poke their way to what they want. im like god damn, i could have found that in seconds, please move to the side.

The streets won’t forgive you if you sleep in.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynfk7izWNE8

Wow. Fucking Invincible. There are things in comics that you see will inevitably happen tens of issues before hand, but not like this. NOT LIKE THIS.

Had a white kid today tell me that she can’t deal with kids who speak “taco.” I ask her where she got that from, she told me her mom says it a lot.

Fucking shitty parents, I swear…

I love that I am better educated and make more money than any person who would designate “taco” as a language.

I have hole in my tooth from where my filling cracked and fell out. It doesn’t hurt but the imperfection is driving me insane. I’m looking at it in mirrors every hour and can’t stop playing with it using my tongue. The worst part is when food gets stuck in. I have to get toothpicks and remove them. Blah.

I speak taco. Soft shell dialect.

Same, but I don’t look at it in the mirror.

I have a dentist appointment to handle this shit soon, but it is an inconvenience.

jeezus. i wanna crawl in a hole. too many fucking death this week. i just found out one of my friends and martial arts tricking buddies died. Alot of you have seen his videos without even knowing who he was. he was the fat kid lands btwist viral video. this is horrible…he was such a good person and always had a smile when we threw down in the gym. this kid could do double backflips…he literally didnt let anything stop him from doing some epic shit in the gym.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXv8Dk78r0k

I hate Fedex.
I have no idea how they’re still even in business. Every time I get something online and it’s them delivering it they come at the most inconvenient times ever at like 6 am on a weekday or some dumb bullshit, and when they do come they don’t even make their presence known. They don’t knock, ring the door bell or even wait a minute; they just leave.

Fucking hate Fedex.

FedEx is the worst of everything. They really don’t give a fuck if you get your package or not. You’re better off building whatever item you bought yourself than relying on them for a properly shipped product.

I’m amazed this guy dared to do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O1ThAwnKBE

lmao subbing to these guys :rofl:

damn, I almost feel asleep training a new employee…lol

you should have Latino History Week and teach your students about Latino Culture.

also it would be a good way to explain to them why you did this

http://i.imgur.com/AH62bee.jpg