The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

Every episode will make you react like this. :rofl:

It just gets horrifyingly better and better. The show is going to win a shit tonne of awards this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uexwz-QNho

R.I.P You were the best :sad:

Damn. Ol’ grim out collecting them this year. Mutha fuckas better stop acting up and soon unless they want to find out where they at on the list. In lighter news…

http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/kirstie-alley-is-back-with-jenny-craig-1806869.story?ocid=answw11

Will she get DAT ASS and them legs back?

DICK BOMB STATUS: POWERING UP.

-Starhammer-

you drink hippy shakes, take the skin off fried chicken, hate obviously fun and awesome activities (eg drinking games) and obsess over tumblr, your hiptster credential were already quite strong.

you frontin’ REAL HARD out here, rock. you’ve definitely expressed your disdain for all manners of flip cup, beer pong, baseball, etc… on multiple occasions.

ya’ll new jacks don’t let this foo-foo ass nigga hoodwink, bamboozle and lead you astray! brother thurst is trying bring the truth to light for ya’ll.

Drinking games are bullshit, anyway. You need a game to drink? Get back in your crib, bitch. You haven’t grown up yet.

that is some hipster emo…i dont like to socalize bullshit. go cry on your damn tumblr.

“no one love me” reblog

Sorry Raz0r, We don’t take drinking advice from racists

Plenty of hipsters play drinking games. I just don’t see the point. I used to do it until I was about 25. Then every time someone asked me to play beer pong I just gave them a disgusted look. And what’s anti-social about not playing a game to drink? When I’m at the bar I have more drinking buddies to talk to than I’ve ever had from playing these stupid games. Plus I don’t get sick from drinking beer with a germ-covered ball inside of it. Keep that shit out of my bars.

I’m not a racist, though.

People actually use the beer they’re going to drink in the cups they throw the ball into? :eek:

It’s okay we have a tiny cup of water on the side to rinse it off every time it falls on the floor, totally sanitary

That’s how EVERYONE plays beer pong. Only a few people will use water instead. Fuck that noise.

Also:

“You wanna play beer pong? That’ll be $25 a pitcher.”

“You’re kidding. A glass of Bud Light is three bucks.”

“Yeah but now you want to play beer pong and now we know that so you have to buy a pitcher not individual pints.”

“Fuck you guys.”

beer pong and its variants are for pregaming and house parties where there is a keg and/or multiple 30’s, anything else is uncivilized.

I usually just shoot dice for shots with the house, loser buys the round.
Lots of people here are into beer pong (not me personally), but I’ve always seen it played with cups of water, and the person who loses has to drink from their beer when a ball goes in (beer has to be done by the end of the game). Maybe it’s just different down here. :lol:

Yeah but consider that most of the time it’s played with light beers, and light beer is already a combination of dirt and piss water. There’s not much a dirty ping pong ball can do to the integrity of the drink

I’d just rather not. The last time I played beer pong was at the behest of my drunk ex-girlfriend who thought it’d be a great idea. It was until one of her infamous tempter tantrums came up and I had to crash at my buddy’s place in Greenwich Village. Bonus was she wanted to drunk fuck and my buddy heard everything.

Still, drinking games are for assholes.

i’ve played pong with everything from winter lager to beast light ice, if you want to play more than a game without feeling bloated and sleepy, you’ll play with light beer.

No we always play with water in the target cups. I like drinking games because I hate standing in stuffy rooms not doing shit while getting increasingly drunk. I feel like I need to be doing something. I play drinking games so I don’t need to be social :rofl:

Beer bong is best played with Vodka.
And one person.
And no ping pong ball.

Its kind of like solitaire battleshots with larger cups.

You can just drink at home if you want to drink and not be social.

I think a lot of you have weird bar habits. The things I do in bars include brood alone, work on writing projects/main job, and socialize with everyone around me. Why does going to a bar have to be so complicated?

why would you go to a bar to brood alone? ironic for a heavy drinker, but i hate drunk people and that goes a thousand fold if i’m in a bad mood.

i mainly go to bars to see what’s going on with my friends and to occasionally scoop new pussy.