The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

Tim Burton had to draw inspiration from somewhere

The makings of r.sigley junior in motion

I don’t want anyone fired unless they suck and work with me. Then fuck 'em. SRK is already the poverty-est of sites. Let’s not dive further into that rabbit hole.

But what about when you got fired for being too black? I was okay with that!

nah im a good wotker its just this is my first job where im stationary and non mobile so thats what I am used to

if the darkness in your cold skinless chicken eating black heart is any indication…this is a compliment

new grooves for cvs3:

Spoiler

sf4 groove

fadc’s & shortcut dp’s, all day everyday except Thursday.

My copy of The Sky came in. Geez, I did not realize the collection was this massive.

@SWBetaā€Œ, did you order it as well?

@Manx I was checking DistroWatch and saw this:

http://www.gobolinux.org/

Gonna try the live CD but probably won’t install. Unless I decide to revolt against the current hierarchy.

Down with /bin!

Have to go get my taxes done today. Never done them before and have no idea what I’m supposed to do. But I’m about to go to this building which is located next to Baja Fresh, which is always a welcome incentive.

Video Game Music Fridays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQPS8CjzkO0

I need to find a copy of this again

Woah now, you must’ve never played the man mode (hard mode) cause you posted the wrong song.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bpZ-G4v55go

To this day i still can-t understand WHY tribalero exists, i swear those dumb motherfuckers…

Women seem to give zero fucks about spending other people’s money

Bills? Food? Gas? They care nun bout it, they still want you to buy em shit

Gotta love 'em tho, :rofl:

Funny thing about Tribal: I had to Chaperone one of the school dances. At this particular dance, they played one of the big Tribal songs and the kids immediately got information and doing the walking in circle things that mexican club places do. It was at this point that I knew my wife was right: my kids at that school are hella mexican. :rofl:

That DJ also started the day with a mix of Happy/Blurred Lines. Should’ve kicked his table.

I’ve been think all this time this was an April Fools joke from 2012 :rofl:

Hey there folks, I am here to let you all know about Coley’s Snack Foods. They are delicious and they sell down at the little store next to my small mountain town. They got regular chips, BBQ chips, cheeseballs, I mean, they are just plain good. They got them in a few machines around here too. I do not know how far they go out across the country but I will try to find out for you all. Not only are they delicious, but inside every bag, they tear out a page of the bible and stuff it in the bag.

Now, you get your tasty snack and you never know what page you are going to get and there is nothing wrong with eating some delicious snack food while reading some proverbs and some scripture.

Between you guys and me however, I always get deuteronomy. I mean, I guess that is good, its part of the fun since I never know what I am going to get. It nourishes the soul and your belly. They got salted peanuts, yes they do. They don’t have doritos, well they do but they call them Colritos. They are like Mexican chips with cheese. So get out there boys and get yourself some Coley’s Snack Foods, they are really tasty, read some scripture and feel good about yourself.

You were always my favorite, @Machineking1313

haha, what a dummy…this guy right here… – http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/04/08/09/25/woman-keeps-$53k-engagement-ring-as-gift

It’s still amazing to me that anyone thinks it’s ok and reasonable to spend this kind of money on a ring. Rings don’t do anything. It’s just something pretty and shiny that sits on her finger. It makes soooo much more financial sense to just buy some time with a whore and/or strippers for the night…at least you won’t be out 53k like this dope. You could obviously buy a nice car outright with that… like having the whole thing paid off from day 1…but no, he had to go spend that on a ring for this one broad. You absolutely cannot be serious with that, man.

People love to just bring up the usual ā€œit’s his money he can do what he wantsā€ blah blah…I think you can still call out a foolish purchase for what it is…just like people can have opinions on any other example of ā€œquestionableā€(stupid) choices other people make in life…like if one gamer saw another dude pay *$20,000 *for a regular, used Xbox 360 right now in 2014…most would agree that he’s a moron that has more money than sense, and probably makes other stupid choices in life too. I can’t help but think of all the other fun things/people he could’ve bought for way less than $53,000.

^ah, well this isn’t so bad…relatively speaking, imo. At least he’s only out 53k. You could imagine how hard he would’ve been raped financially if he was foolish enough to marry this woman without a pre-nup in place (even though I hear it’s possible they can be thrown out, because this country has become a giant pussy in everything…let’s pretend for a second that pre-nups still mean something all the time…). He could’ve been demolished, and possibly even murdered if she was one of those you see on Oxygen and ID network shows…(with her getting away with it if she’s smart enough to claim he was abusive and her violent actions were in retaliation). So…at least he avoided what would no doubt have been a bigger disaster.

I will never get tired of taking cheap shots and verbally shitting on the very concept of marriage…it’s fun.

there ya go…

No. YOU DONT.

Wise words from a gentleman and a scholar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kqYD1gkgZs