you can’t let that shit go, you just can’t :mad:
Sleeping with socks on > barefoot sleeping.
Oh man what a loaded question 
The real question is where aren’t socks heading in the 21st century? They were always revolutionary; do you think our feeble minds will ever be able to catch up with and comprehend the true perplexities behind socks?
I need to sit down.
Sock it to me?
Are you fucking kidding me? Ankle socks are teh gay man! Get outta here with that nonsense. The longer, the better.
Plain black socks are the best.
I used to steal socks from chicks in my high school days. Many a sweaty and semi-erotic battles were fought over them, which was really the point to begin with I guess. Developed my fondness for silly toe-socks because of it (fuck you, Kitty). I upgraded to ninja-toe socks finally when I visited Japan (in Disney, hah!).
Anyone mentioned Homey The Clown yet? Sock mace for the win!
Black socks FTW… And the ones with cartoon characters on it.
But if I’m in the house, It’s either black Socks or Black flip flops for me.
I agree with this. I got some no name brand socks around 10 years ago. I think one pair we got in the mail for some reason, probably a free sample. I have worn that pair for as long as I can remember, no holes and barely any sign of wear. I found this strange, because a sock with a high amount polyester thread ususally suck because despite their durability, and fail at retaining moisture. So it ends up feeling like I am wearing a platic bag on my feet as opposed to a sock.
This random ass no name brand sock, has the perfect balace of cotton and polyester. So much so that it has out lived practically all of my Champion or Nike brand socks. I cannot figure out what is in this sock that makes it so amazing. If I knew who made them I would buy a lifetime supply, and hand them down to my children and grand children.
I don’t even want to fucking think about the things you could’ve possibly done with some smelly ass toe-cheese socks.
I grabbed my clean laundry this morning and discovered that I have one sock that is missing its counterpart. I looked for it, but cannot find it, and I am running out of ideas fast. SRK, I need advice: what should I do?
Did you know Jimi Hendrix was a closet sock fan? His record label had to change the names and lyrics of his hit songs “Soxy Lady”, “Third Sock From the Sun”, and “Power of Socks” in order to reach a more mainstream audience.
Update: I have found the sock.
I have just phoned the police to cancel the Amber Alert.
One might say that this was a great sock-cess.
lol isn’t amber alert only when kids get kidnapped? haha
ankle socks > all socks
ankle socks ride down on my foot and become annoying, i prefer my socks to go mid calf or higher, college hoops style.
also i’d like to express my support for having sex with socks on.
I don’t think I could handle that. I could live the rest of my entire life in socks, but during sex… I think it would just be too much to handle. Body heat, man.
I went all of yesterday without socks. I’m wearing three pairs today to make up for it.
Careful. When you wear multiple pairs of socks, they can wear out faster from the friction of them rubbing together. Wearing them evenly and conservatively is crucial in ensuring a long, fulfilling relationship with your socks.
new socks are godlike
Fuck, it’s just like condoms.
Is it more proper to fold socks for storage, or to fold them into that inside-out way?
You have much to learn young padawan. sits you on lap
You must first build and install what we call a “sock haven”, which is a climate controlled fortress where each individual sock is placed on a small hanger and stored upside down inside a locked box to maintain its shape and integrity. Each box contains a separate marked key, which corresponds to the color of the microchip which you should have previously installed on each sock prior to wearing. Careful, as only one key is made for each box and the key was designed for you, and you only. Anyone caught attempting to copy the key or distribute to others who are not affiliated with any of the socks in the haven will be punished in a cruel and unusual way. Pass this on.
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Sock History
A piece of clothing to protect your feet was first envisioned by Greek philosopher Socrates. Details on how to create and wear socks is known as the “Sockratic Method”.