The Relationship/Dating Thread: We rough up our significant other and they love it!

Sounds like a prior experience :rofl:

Insert a gay male friend into koop’s scenario:rofl:

You should offer to go with her and her male friend. I bet the plans get canceled or she will turn into guiltor.

Omg. Yesss. I was in the example. I laughed. Totally made my night.

Lunar eclipse + Koop’s epic examples = Priceless
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But on a serious note & this might make me look bad, but whatever:
This actually happened to me recently. I went to NYC with a male friend (ex to be exact) to go the the MET for my Art History 2 paper. My rationale was: He’s from NYC. We won’t get lost. Get the picture I need and be get it over with. I know if I went with my boyfriend he’d wanna explore, etc. I wasn’t in the mood for that. Just wanted to get my damn picture so I can start on the paper and be over and done with it.

And it went that way. Walked around the museum, found a picture to write my paper one, got pizza, went home. I called my boyfriend and told him what happened. I had nothing to hide, so why not say anything? Figured I’d look worse if I didn’t. Of course, he wasn’t too thrilled about it. Yeah, it might’ve been stupid, but I haven’t seen the guy in over 2 years since I started dating my current boyfriend AND… here’s the kicker:
I left the ex I went with, to be with my current boyfriend. So if anything, I was surprised he was even up for it. It was mad awkward, but it was all good. Chance of it happening again are slim to none. Despite the fact that we’re exes, my boyfriend would’ve gotten upset regardless if it was an ex or not. Think it was worse cause it WAS my ex.

That was an interesting day, to say the least.
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what youve seen above is pure experience sir… years ago. again i can redo scenarios word for word… like SF i know the damn matchups, hence the reason i try my best to make sure you all avoid them

lol i’m cosigning koop a 100 on that shit. my girl got pissed bcuz one of my homegirls wanted to go to the zoo.

yeah i knew my homegirl since high school and hadn’t seen her in a little over a year…still wasn’t worth getting into and dealing with the hurt feeling and/or tears, so i killed the plans.

…and she didn’t even know that i had fucked my homegirl more than a few times lol

sometimes I feel like a can’t have female friends or go anywhere with them solo…yeah I know…if the shoe was on the other foot

her" Im going out to the movies with a friend on friday since you have to work"

me "oh ok, you trying to go see that new ā€œinsert chic movie aka tyler perry madea etc.ā€

her" actually its more of a play"

me " a play?"

her" yeah a play and I got tickets already"

me" (not down with watching plays, would rather play ssf4 on psn or some shit) oh ok well I hope you have a great time"

her" ok let me call him and let him know"

me" him???"

Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN…

yeah you suspect

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You get a text at 3 in the morning, it’s probably not to play checkers. lol. She opens up with ā€œare you working right nowā€ at 3 am? She knows damn well I got my xbox on playing call of duty. Good fuck as always, leaves before I wake up without making me breakfast. =/

Is it sad that I don’t get it?

I hear a lotttt of ppl around me lately with the ā€œtheres no point of having a girl as a friend if u 2 aint fuckinā€ attitude. Cant say I agree 100% but what do you guys think about that? maybe im missing something…?

my peers are around the age of 19 btw

To me it depends on if they would still be your friend if they were a guy. There’s probably a better way of saying this but sometimes you look at two people and just know that one is happy at their chauffeur, pillow to cry on and credit card and the other is writing on a forum about how nice people always finish last hating said person deep down.

Teach me your ways :pray::pray::pray:

That has to be a man’s dream. After having great sex, just hop on Call of Duty.

i think it depends on how you feel about females in general. like realistically, i think girls make shitty friends for a number of reasons (generally flaky and oversensitive) so if there’s no sexual attraction i’m not really trying to kick it with girls at all…other guys i know LOVE talking with heaux on some ā€œfriendā€ shit.

I heartily agree. A girl isn’t worth my time, unless we somehow are into each other. I mean seriously, not even worth the time it takes to hold open a door for your ass. The only ā€œfriendā€ girl I would ever accept, is the one that’s hookin me up with ā€œheaux that she kneauxā€. LOL. Even then, we don’t have shit to talk about.

ā€œheaux that she kneauxā€

i tip my hat to you, sir.

I can’t even get mad at y’all cause I agree. But, I have more male friends than female friends. They probably wanted to sleep with me one time or another, but whatever. In my case, I generally can’t stand females cause they’re catty, bitchy and sometimes annoying as fuck to talk to. I hear some of their conversations on campus and it’s so asinine. Then again, I find most of the people that go to the cafeteria to be a half step from high school.

Anyway, it’s rare that I become close with a female. Guess I’m broken.

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damn wasnt expecting these kind of responses lol

it boils down to different scenarios…

did u grow up together

did u get close due to you getting with said friend "friend’

is she on the same team (gay) <–i have 3 of these

otherwise for ME… the only straight females friends i have are ex’s. yeah i still know an can literally talk with my ex’s with no issues… if i need something i can still rely on them… but any other chick at a certain point i know ME an Me will want to lay that said woman down otherwise i have no need or reason to…be a friend… cause if u end up being my friend that in my eyes can qualify u to be my lady… if im makin sense there for yall reading this… i just cant see myself just friends with a fine woman… all the nice qualities that appeal to me an not bein turned on not one bit…one bit.

They have all wanted to fuck you at one time or another and I bet 75% or more still do. Men do not seek female friendship under normal circumstances. It’s just not in dudes nature to be friends with women for no other reason then to just be friends.

As Koop said, and I agree with this shit…only way a man can truly be friends with a woman is if she is gay, you grew up together so yall are on dat bro/sis tip, or she’s friends with someone you dated/fucked.

There is the hidden scenario where you simply don’t want to fuck her, but that just means you aren’t attracted to her in the first place and if that’s the case then why the fuck are you talking to her when you could be talkin to the next chick that you DO wanna fuck?

The answer of course is that you wouldn’t.