The Relationship/Dating Thread: We rough up our significant other and they love it!

thanks Koop, your advice is always appreciated.

More time to think? Tell her to fuck off, go get it somewhere else.

How do you have sex 3 times daily without your dick hurting like all the time, holy shit. Expect less, I feel sorry for that girl.

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing. Like damn dude. Dick of steel.

Im Hardcore…

Anytime I’ve said that line, it was my nice way of saying “No.” If you’re truly interested, what is there to think about? Like, forreal?

I call bullshit.

Maybe you’re straight forward? I have heard that line before and it resulted in the girl getting haughty over me not contacting her. Some people believe in seeing how much dignity they can take from an individual.

Don’t show her any patience, if she decides to make up her mind in ooh lets say 3 months time what does it say about you if you’re waiting for her with open arms? Just get on with your life and put her at the bottom of your list.

Nah. I just don’t like hurting people’s feelings too often. Especially if they don’t deserve it. But, I haven’t had to say that in years so, s’all good. Now, I’ll just say, “No thanks” and be on my way.

Saying “I need some time to think” when you really mean no is straight forward? Out of “niceness” saying “I need some time to think” when it really means “no, but I’m to considerate to hurt your feelings right now, I will just wait for my frustrations to build and do more damage to you in the future” is sort of cruel.

SLIIIIIME!

lmao koop you a fool for that.

If you read the 2nd line, I did say “Now, I’ll just say No thanks” as in… I stopped doing it. Seriously now. Read the whole thing.

Ignoring the fact that she’s bald (which for me is a massive turn-off especially since it’s due to a condition and not a styling preference)

Neediness is never a good sign.

I’d keep her as a friend and nothing more.

But I know how it is sometimes and the prospect of sex will make you ignore warning signs.

Too true. Sucks when you slip into that mode. Then you feel like a dumbass after you evaluate how much of a clingy douche you must’ve looked like.

well yea if it takes her 3 months to make up her mind I’ll be with another girl by then. fuck waiting that long for an answer. but yea, still nothing :confused:

obviously I’d like if she came back with her mind made up, but that’s wishful thinking right now.

I’ll move on tho, just need to get some opportunities to get me rollin’ again.

lol i just read that 3x a day shit. word, son? i can barely nut twice a day, if i fucked 3 times in one day i wouldn’t really be trying to fuck for like 2-3 days on some “baby, let’s just cuddle” type of shit.

QFT. :rofl:

That much sex is bad for business. Keep supply low and demand high. While you’re at it, learn some new tricks like a male-double-orgasm. And definitely stop talking. Trust this. I am married with a kid and my woman is still foaming at the lips. One last thing. Get ripped. Not disgusting ripped but get that definition in the abs, legs, chest, arms, back. Give her something to sharpen her claws on. She’ll love you for it. Other ladies will want a piece and that just might inspire her aggressive side. This will bring new dimensions and angles for you to capitalize on.

I will definitely co-sign on this. I’m currently working at gettin a little definition on my body right now but even before i started working out, the girl that i’m currently going out with now noticed that i have a lot of potential to get some definition. So i’m definitely working on that.

I currently do chewing tobacco, and my lady doesn’t even know it yet, and we have been going out for a month. Should I tell her?

You should stop chewing tobacco.