New SRK is gay.
Old SRK is gay.
You’re all gay.
From a 2006 thread:
Serpent post no.1
[details=Spoiler]Uh, their brains aren’t the same size. Go check out some scientific studies, before the PC police get to them. Female brains are on average atleast a gram smaller than male brains. They also have a different genetic makeup, they have more white matter than grey matter, and grey matter is pretty much what intelligence is made up of. Here’s an article that you kind of have to read between the lines to get the results: http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/050120_brain_sex.html Obviously we can’t say women are stupid, just as we can’t seemingly admit that on average blacks have lower IQs than other races (read the Bell Curve for more information) even though these are the facts.
They don’t have as much testosterone, and testosterone is highly correlated with intelligence. Pretty much every high achiever and intelligent person you can think of throughout history had a high testosterone level. Einstein had it, Newton had it, they pretty much all have it. Without a drive to compete and get better, how are you ever going to become great at anything? Becoming great requires a lot of overcoming adversity and overcoming multiple failures. Women fear failure as if it was death, it’s one of the reasons they usually won’t ask guys out, they fear rejection. Since this is a fighting game site, tell me who is going to be better, the scrub that won’t play better players because he hates losing, or the guy that plays and loses, and just picks himself off the mat over and over again gunning for victory?
And lastly, let me blow apart this dumb “emotion” thing I keep seeing. Women aren’t emotional. Being emotional means your actions are controlled by something you believe in, to the point that you’re willing to die for it. I see men do this all the time. I see them die in wars, I see them get their asses kicked out of pride, I see them throw themselves into their goals and go without eating or sleeping until they achieve those ends. Meanwhile, I see women pout for awhile, repeat stupid arguments, but then give it up pretty quickly when something else comes up. I’ve never had a women continue arguing with me after I slam my fist into her, but I’ve fought guys that just won’t give up.
I don’t know much about a range of emotions, but I’m pretty sure that’s wrong too. If you’re going to claim that since they’re humans (they’re not, they’re actually subhuman, but arguendo) and thus have the same brain, then how can men have different emotions if they are also human? Have you decided to start thinking like a woman yourself, and ignore all principles of logic?
Psychology is a load of bullshit. I say this as someone that has gotten an A in every single Psychology course I’ve ever taken, and knows Psych majors who also think it’s bullshit. Who cares what psychology says.
See, I’m not wrong. I’m never wrong. I am the living embodiment of TRUTH personified. I am the voice of the people. I am the defender of justice. I’m the fucking Holy Phoenix. Don’t ever tell me I’m wrong about anything ever again.[/details]
Serpent post no.2
[details=Spoiler]No, I ALWAYS come back to life. That’s what being a phoenix is.
So enlisting to protect your country is a logical rather than an emotional choice? Where is the logic in it? I can justify anything a woman does as logic if you want to go down that road, but it’s just stupid. Men make many emotional decisions, such as protecting your family or the people you “love.” Love is an emotion, and protecting other people is extremely illogical. Women are not ruled by their “emotions,” they are ruled by selfishness and constantly looking out for themselves. I’m more of a logical person, but I am in the extreme minority of human beings. On this website I doubt there is anyone else that is less emotional than me. I thought The Damned had potential, but that pussy was whining about hurting his mother’s feelings or some shit, and that just disgusted me (the truly obsessive can even find that post somewhere I bet). In any event, my point on emotion still stands.
Most of them do not mature. Deal with more women and you will see. The older women that you see that are mature, were mature “out of the box” so to speak. They had the maturity of an older person at a young age. These are however an extreme minority. Women can never grow because they constantly look outwards, rather than introspectively. Women do not take criticism well, and constantly shift blame to outside sources. Their hobbies are never of improving themselves, but rather reaching some sort of sheep like mentality shared by outside society. Pick up a woman’s mag sometime, they’re all pretty much the same, and you’ll see what I mean. I think they are all plugged into some herd-mind, possibly they are controlled by Oprah. If Oprah was killed, most female human beings in the US would probably cease to function or would be uncontrolled at all, sort of like the Zerg after you blow up the hive-mind or whatever it was called.
So in conclusion, since women are inferior sub-humans, you should be a “jerk.” I mean they’re just a really stupid animal, who cares how you treat them? I don’t understand why most of this site keeps resisting this. Even that loser krang realized how to treat women, even though he is pathetic. Why are you people insisting on being more pathetic than krang.[/details]
Oh well. srk deleted the best threads with SAVALAS/JohnnyJustice VS SureYouCan!/Original Don. Also the SNAAAAKE VS Jason Blackman VS yyy feuds in CVS2 were epic…
I been here on and off since 2000, lost/forgot my account password after coming back from a break. I was mainly lurker but remember SRK GD keeping me up on through some insomniac nights. Main thing I remember from GD side was the Gaia Wars and how much union went into avatars when something interesting went down in the scene, like I remember when clockw0rk vs. darkprince match went down, clock blew up DP’s Cable with Strider’s Bird Bomb on death while pointing at the screen and then the next day nearly the whole srk forum had avatars of Strider head pasted on Phoenix Wright’s body in the infamous “Objection” pose with little airplanes going off in the background, shit was hilarious.
There was an interesting Dr.Doom vs. Batman thread that went on for a while too that I got hooked into reading too. Supporters of both sides were so specific in details about the battle, haha.
I remember Apoc clashing with people quite a bit. It’s funny that a lot of stuff he hated to come true eventually did happen.
I felt the game specific boards were a little better back then even though it’s more “organized” now.
I’ve been here since 2009, so I don’t know much about OG SRK.
Lobelia Prime. Yup.
What things?
Regarding the top threads. I bet SRK still has them if I type:
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/ but I don’t remember the thread titles.
I think SRK deleted most of the CVS2 for XBL and HSF2 for XBL good games/bad games thread or threads just in general…
Holy necromancy
Jion, stop resurrecting dead threads and posting trivial uselessness.
I miss jive turkey jones. Who was the dude that use to do the…how to hook up or some shit thread?
Wtf happened to half of these people?
These names bringing back a lot of nostalgia.
I’m glad my Baby Armor contribution is still remembered (or at least was when the original post was made). I still have a bunch of saved profile pics from other people back in the day that were really cool or hilarious. RIP animated avatars.
Thats what im talkin’ about dog. I dont even remember half these names but some are still there. Im talking like ten years ago. Dude had a thread going about how to hook up with asian bitches or some shit. It was the best…so many laughs. But I cant remember his name for the life of me.
Jaha’s pimping thread I believe.
How the fuck do you remember that shit, dude? lol
Sorry but this shit makes me think of the war with that other site. I dont even remember the name but that shit was a blast.
I have to remember 300 drugs and their side effects at any random time.
Plus Im asian lol…
The Asian bitches thing. Wasn’t that SNAAAAKE?
JIVE TURKEY JONES used to play Third Strike and CVS2 at a local arcade I used to go to when I was in Fayetteville:
Quoted part from this thread:
Last time I remember Apoc posting it was about staring into the sun and achieving enlightenment.