The Official Unpopular Food Opinions Thread

I agree on the bamboo, that shit tastes like horse manure.

wtf how do bamboo shoots smell or taste bad, are you sure you aren’t just eating rancid ones?

I dunno, they just have a dirty aftertaste that resembles the smell of hay that’s been shit and pissed on by a horse. For real, it’s fucking nasty. White pepper has that same smell when cooked at a high temperature. It’s probably just me, but I don’t like it. Yuck! :s

Brown rice is terrible and I have no idea why people torture themselves eating it. I’ll get my fiber from fruits/veggies and enjoy my tasty white jasmine rice, thanks.

Oooh thanks. This really opened my eyes a bit. The carton of egg whites I bought isn’t bad. The only ingredient is egg whites so… It’s pretty much the same as a real egg.

I think McDonalds was right on refusing BK’s offer to “settle the beef”.

I’m surprised that Eggs are so disliked.

I don’t like Ginger snaps.

whiskey on the rocks sucks. I don’t like whiskey chilled, and I don’t really wanna take my whiskey as what is essentially a decorated shot. it definitely looks cool but soda water is the way to go.

the all time champ of wack drinks tho is any liquor + red bull

I’ve never had a beer I liked.

I always stick to Vodka, Cider, or Wine. Beer is just awful to me.

I dont add ice to any of my drinks. Melts and waters down my drink.

Prune juice—I’m surely one of the only people that actually thinks it is…not that bad. I wouldn’t put it over grape juice, orange, apple, etc…but it’s alright, at least. That’s fortunate since it comes in handy if you happen to have problems with constipation… prune juice will have you in that bathroom unloading a shit armageddon usually within the hour.

Cole slaw–this sucks serious ass.

Salmon Croquette <–I forgot how it even tastes but I remember it was bad… the thing is—it smells even worse. This is one of the nastiest smelling foods I’ve ever encountered in life. I remember a co-worker hilariously summed it up in the break room one day…I’ll never forget that dude’s quote–"…smells like some funky panties…" (*I was also surprised he was bold enough to say such a thing, considering how censored one has to be in the modern office environment. Yeah, women were in there at the time too.)

Chicken pot pies <–I’m probably the only person that stays far away from this. The thing that is a deal breaker for me—those green peas. If it weren’t for those, I’d probably be interested. Green peas…another food that contaminate everything they touch. I’d rank them as being almost on par with brussel sprouts in terms of general nastiness. Every time my parents or granparents wanted me to eat green peas… I found a way around that cruel fate… I had 2 main tactics that generally worked back in the day:
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[] Shift the peas (or other undesirable food) around on the plate…this makes it look like I ate at least some of them.
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] Hide some of the peas in a napkin…this way, there’s actually an amount missing from the plate, creating the illusion that I finally ate them. I also figured out early on that it would be best to hide them deep in the garbage…so something else would be thrown on top or I’d just shift one piece of garbage over and throw the peas under there.
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I actually dont mind prune juice either. I wouldnt drink it regularly, but I’ve had it and dont mind it. Clears you up right quick tho.

wtf is wrong with u?

ummm make it without the peas?

I’m starting to hate the taste of pork. I still enjoy bacon, don’t get me wrong. And pork chops kick ass. But some sausages and loins and other pork products I used to enjoy, now I find are just too fucking salty for my palette.

I don’t like pork or ham. Bacon is ridiculously great, though.

try this:

I hate wine. I mean, I’ll drink it because I’m a professional alcoholic, but I don’t really like it. I only buy it for cooking, and then drink what’s left out of necessity.

edit: the exception to this, is any pink moscato. AKA SoVi3t’s official Pussy Tonic.

I finally tried OG Guinness this weekend.

I did not like it. They had a blue label one a while ago- that was much better.

It’s absurd that regular potato chips sell so well. Rippled chips make sense, because dip is a thing. But regular, plain potato chips? Seriously boring.

Edit: STOP PLURALIZING EVERYTHING, autocorrect. I’m clearly too lazy to correct your corrections correctly.

Baked Lays :frowning:

Yeah, Baked Lays aren’t good.
Canned chips like Pringles are just “ok”. Bagged chips are better.

If you’re not having Guinness from the tap its not worth having. And if its not in a Guinness pint glass its not worth having. I’m the the most anti beer snob but this is all truth.

Gives you horrible hangovers for a beer tho. Posting drunk on Guinness

Cole Slaw is delicious you heathens.

Now Cilantro Slaw, on the other hand…