I get gut rot if I drink soda these days. Even when drinking like 2 or 3 rye and gingers, I gotta stop or slow down, cuz the sugar fucks up my stomach
I pretty much don’t eat pho without it having bible tripe in it. Shit is so good.
Ugh tripe is one of the things I don’t add to pho
I haven’t had a soda since maybe high school. Even when people use it to mix liquor I get unhappy.
Flavored Sparkling water is godlike. All the fizziness of soda with none of the sugar.
I eat dumb spicy food when I have a nasty cold and got work to do. The 4-8 hours after I eat that I feel like Jesus cured me of blindness or something. Biggest problem is that my butthole will burn up to all hell at night, but that’s the price I’m willing to pay. It’s sort of like Toki’s Sekkatsuko from Hokuto No Ken. Suffer greatly at first, then feel like a god for a day, and finally die agonizingly at the end.
Yes you can. It actually makes a pretty good batter for fried foods. It gives it a sort of puffy coating. A bit unwieldy though since it burns up quick.
Bananas are the worst fruit by a huge margin. Everything about them is awful. Taste, texture, slime… I can’t.
I want to like eggs, but I don’t at the moment. They taste the way farts smell. Even people I know that like eggs agree.
As an egg-lover, I can’t even argue with this. I was eating a few boiled eggs as a snack in the office a while back, the smell was pungent enough that my boss came in and asked if one of us farted.
I have delusions of grandeur about breakfast. I chopped garlic last night for some cheesy bread and went “oh I should wash this cutting board so I can chop up that pepper in the fridge tomorrow morning to put in an omelette, that shit would be good*”
…I had toast with jelly on it this morning and probably will tomorrow too.
*I too wish I liked eggs more. I usually do them over easy and eat as fast as possible or put them in smoothies for easy protein.
There is a legitimate reason why I don’t like chunky.
10 yr old me: Yay chunky nutty!
::plops chunky peanut butter on bread::
::tries to spread peanut butter::
::bread tears::
Whenever somebody at work has to train me in a task, I cook hard boiled eggs.
Bananas, I dunno… I wanna like em, but they are so dry, and the taste just stays in your mouth. I buy em all the time and let em go bad 
Chunky peanut butter ripping your bread? Toast it, or use more peanut butter. Don’t gotta spread shit when u plop down five spoonfuls.
Gotta agree with you on that. 90% of IPAs are ass.
I bought some of this crap the other day…
Tastes fucking terrible and stinks up my kitchen, but I gotta eat them.
And yeah… Hard boiled eggs smell awful. I always compared it to the smell of raw sewage.
On that note, I think the hype behind egg whites is dumb. The whole bit about egg yolks being bad for you is false (eggs are extremely vitamin-rich), and the plain whites are so bland that it’s like…why? No point in eating eggs if you’re gonna throw the tasty part out.
Don’t the yolks have high amounts of cholesterol? I eat regular eggs a lot too. I mainly use the egg whites in the carton if I need something quick with lots of protein and no other bullshit.
Fuck cartons. Real eggs over easy please
I love how flexible eggs are in the kitchen. Burger toppings, scramble them for breakfast, filler for a stir fry, drop one in a bowl of soup…
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You’re eggs are being cooked wrong
Soft boil your eggs if you don’t want fart smell
That’s what they say about steak, too. It’s amazing- 32 years on Earth and I’ve yet to encounter one person that can prepare either properly.
tripe is fucking nasty as fuck, all offal is shit liver kidneys brain whatever shit is foul.
okra, i dont know if i’m confusing it with acki, if i think it is what i think it is then i agree i’ve never smelt food as bad
Another food that is fucking rancid is bamboo shoots, it smells so fucking bad, like bad fucking breath, and tastes even worse.
Another low tier thing i remember was American candy, i mean it might have improved over the years, but my cousin brought back loads of it only one i remember was tootsie rolls.
Man i just remember thinking this tastes like wax and sugar, shit