The Official Thread of the London 2012 Olympics

Jessie J— yeah… looking good at this Olympic performance… she never caught my attention until just now.

*Hotness alert-- Alex Morgan was out there with what I guess was one of the other soccer girls… I also spotted Missy Franklin. I’m betting Missy is a pink panties type of girl. It would be nice to know for sure what color she wears most often.

Spice Girls—yeah, I’d still ravage every last one of these broads… all day. Scary and Sporty were my favorites though.

right now, the only way is to watch it on NBC.

So here’s a thought:

Serena Williams and Scary Spice in the same area:

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surprised no one mentioned Samuel l Jackson’s tweets.

You are right. It won’t happen for a long time. It’s a shame.

Just on ESPN they asked, “Will Bolt go back to being a once-every-4-year star again real soon?” And I thought it was a stupid question. But I thought about it for a second. Folks in Europe, the islands and parts of the USA will always know him. But some people will actually forget him. And you have to scroll into the “Other Sports” or “Olympics” section on websites just to keep tabs on him. When you compare that to other stars, their stuff is on the main page of the site and it jumps out at you.

Man I’m seeing way too many charts and articles about shit like “If you look at medal counts per Continent, Europe wins” or “If you take in consideration the total population of each country when tallying medal counts, X nation would beat China and USA”.
Just admit it you’re salty.

We don’t need our hat to speak for us.

Canadians have nothing to say. This is the lowest medal count they’ve had in 36 years.

Yeah, Winter Olympics… it’s a collection of boring shit, imo. Aside from the points made on the previous page… there’s the issue you already know I’m going to point out— there is 0.0 sex appeal going on in the Winter Olympics. Zero, nada, not nan as some of my fellow southerners might say. The closest thing that comes to mind is the figure skating event, but that is plagued by terrible, distant camera angles. (*most likely because it’s either women or homosexual men in charge of the production room at the time…just taking a wild and politically incorrect guess there. On the other hand, compare those 500-miles away camera angles to the wonderful close-up pussy/camel-toe shots going on with Rhythmic Gymnastics this year, or the nice booty shots in regular gymnastics) As if that wasn’t enough to instantly kill my interest… the outfits aren’t that great since they have 1 or 2 layers of opaque stockings on most of the time…so it’s not really counting as upskirt shots, and you aren’t seeing the bare legs either. In the other sports… of course the women are wearing 42 layers of clothing because duh… it’s winter… and this is one of many reasons that season sucks in the first place. You can’t even tell if a woman has a great body or not since they have so much clothes and “gear” on.

Entertainment value of Winter Olympics:
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Actually I think a good evaluation would be a ratio of events entered/possible medals to medals earned. That’s something I’d like to see.

You say that now, wait till Usain Bolt shows up as captain of the Jamaican bobsled team lol

Swedish snow bunnies ain’t ready.

See that makes a lot more sense since it takes in consideration the country limitation on number of athlete per discipline.

Shittiest comparison ever. Michael Phelps and Screech? Jessica Ennis and Wanda Sykes?

Seriously, those look nothing alike.

yo, England should be ashamed of that closing ceremony. One Direction, then Jessie J and whoever that black dude was. then The Spice Girls came out. i was like, “what’s next? wonderwall?”

and then we were wonderwall.

Jessie J can sing, but it’s obnoxious. kinda like X-Tina… except she adds these squeals and shrieks so it makes her sound like she has tourette’s.

The Closing Ceremony had Eric Idle. Honestly the rest could’ve been just a dude on a vuvuzela and I wouldn’t care. Idle makes everything perfect.

I’ve always thought Lolo looked a lot like Rashida.

Damn i never saw another man be on another dudes dick so hard…hows Bolts dick taste?? Slurping ass nigga lol…smh.

And why would I be jealous??..i do quite alright in the pussy department son…fall waaaay back.

Anyway, That mens relay was just sad. We probably should had Felix or Jeter be our anchor bc that hi yellow nigga was up to par. Hell even if gaitlin was our anchor i think it woulda been closer.

Which relay? The 4x100 or 4x400? I still maintain USA would’ve beat Bahamas in the 4x400 if Manteo hadn’t been injured.

yea the 4x100

Alos its pretty embarrising that we didnt have one guy medal in boxing. we need to re-evaluate our amateurs for Rio. My father is actually trying to be one of the coachs bc of this.