The Official Ranting Thread

I want the Tekkens to have wallsplat moves

Old guy with moose antlers hair. COMEDIC GOLD.

I feel you my brother, but what can we, dudes from minor communities do!? I hate the game, don’t wanna play it and I’m shun already! I’m gonna be a training room monster for skullgirls at this point!

Wait a minute, that’s awesome!

FTFY

Jesus Christ, I thought the Dr. Wily Comparison was hilarious, but this just takes the cake. Thank you for the laugh, I really needed it.

Trolls be Trolls I guess :stuck_out_tongue:

Capcom has projectiles, son.

nicnac is my favourite poster on here

I was kind of seeing where you were coming from, but then you said this…

of all the points you take exception to, its that one?
lol… just wait

Doesn’t Jin have a “projectile” of sorts? Does he still have that swag kick? I thin k e should just add to how Tekkens easily outbeat those pesky Street Fighters

Steve, Jin and Raven got them too.

Also Kazuya has no need for a projectile. :smokin:

Play King of Fighters XIII.

Tekken characters are a LOT stronger than SF imho. doesnt mean all of the Tekken characters are stronger than sf characters, for example Gief will kick half tekken characters ass.

Seriously, that is awesome. Actually the whole OP had me crackin up. Good stuff. lol.

In terms of combos and damage most of the SF roster is outclassed. But in terms of tools such as anti-airs or just good normals and footsies it really seems like SF characters have that in the bag.

Those DAMN TEKKENS!

Alright this game is the most frustrating puddle of dog piss I’ve ever played. I don’t care what anyone says these gems need to go, auto tech and auto guard are so annoying. Next I hate how deceptive the Tekken characters moves are. They have high and lows that don’t look like high lows. Take for example Kazuyu’s back MK, it’s just a straight kick in the door type of kick, but it hit’s overhead. Armor on charged spd’s wtf!? Anti air moves trading half the time with jump ins, that just promotes people to jump all over the damn place with no fear.

Rolento taking every ounce of fun out of this game, with his bullshit and everyone and their mother playing him. People constantly throwing you on your wake up get’s old real fast. The online matching system sucks. Say I’m a guy with a lousy 500bp, and I search ranked for the same skill, guess what? I get paired with some guy with 1800bp who’s obviously going to wipe the fucking floor with me. I already blow at this game, don’t pair me with people who’ve already won the match before it even started.There’s a lot more I hate about this game, but it doesn’t matter considering I’m quitting this pile of rat feces before I rip out my own damn eyes.

Oh yeah fuck Vega too, safe ass bastard.

Who the hell are the “Tekkens”? a new faction of Transformers?

Yoshimitsu, one of THE most iconic tekken characters ever, is probably the worst in the game. He needs buffs…bad. Non of his mediums cancel, only into ex’s. Non of his fierces cancel including ex. Slow movement…short range even though he has a SWORD. Can’t combo. Gosh I could go on and on…its really depressing.