The Official Poker Thread

Stars 20% bonus in effect til the 13th for anyone who was looking around:sweat:
Bonus peeps in full force sitting at 1/2 limit with 700 bucks:rofl:

hey if anyone is interested, thereā€™s a website called www.liveatthebike.com where they show live feeds of the higher stakes games going on at the bicycle casino, which iā€™m sure some of you are familiar with.

you have to register, which is easy, and the feed comes on at 7pm PST and goes to 9pm. i got around to watching my first episode yesterday and it was 25/50 NL featuring men nguyen. you get to see their hole cards and everything, but the commentators can be annoying.

live at the bike is entertaining, you get to watch people ā€˜donkā€™ at higher limits

watching jerry buss play is toooo entertaining

No itā€™s notā€¦heā€™s incredibly tight most of the timeā€¦

Watching people like john phan and JR bellande is good stuff, but i donā€™t ahve time to watch it much anymore.

wow, tonight i found a live game at my college and there was a guy there who made 40k last year on party. i know, modest figure but he says his friend made 40k just last month. and in a related story one of the other playersā€™s dad is a professional player and is a 40k per year grinder. his mom called him on his phone and was yelling at him for playing poker because she doesnā€™t want him to follow in his fatherā€™s footsteps lol.

These are the hands you dream ofā€¦

PokerStars Game #4265003145: Holdā€™em Limit ($5/$10) - 2006/03/12 - 16:43:50 (ET)
Table ā€˜Pandarus IVā€™ Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: hotbacon ($254 in chips)
Seat 2: manresa777 ($251 in chips)
Seat 3: tb17 ($231.50 in chips) ----- Me
Seat 4: El_Loco_Solo ($89 in chips)
Seat 5: faxwoods ($126 in chips)
Seat 7: BootsLebaron ($314.50 in chips)
Seat 8: 535353 ($362.50 in chips)
Seat 9: jimmyd81 ($221 in chips)
Seat 10: peedsster35 ($231 in chips)
El_Loco_Solo: posts small blind $2
faxwoods: posts big blind $5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tb17 [Jh Js] - On the button, nice hand
BootsLebaron: folds
535353: folds
jimmyd81: folds
peedsster35: folds
hotbacon: folds
manresa777: folds
tb17: raises $5 to $10 - This already looks too good to be true
El_Loco_Solo: raises $5 to $15 - Even better
faxwoods: calls $10
tb17: raises $5 to $20 - Time to cap
Betting is capped
El_Loco_Solo: calls $5
faxwoods: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [Jd Jc Td] - Holy shit
El_Loco_Solo: checks
faxwoods: checks
tb17: bets $5 - That flop had to have hit someone
El_Loco_Solo: calls $5
faxwoods: calls $5
*** TURN *** [Jd Jc Td] [Kc]
El_Loco_Solo: checks
faxwoods: checks
tb17: bets $10 - Now I know for sure that someone has something
El_Loco_Solo: raises $10 to $20 - Maybe A-Q
faxwoods: folds
tb17: raises $10 to $30
El_Loco_Solo: raises $10 to $40 - Okā€¦maybe better than A-Q
Betting is capped
tb17: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [Jd Jc Td Kc] [8h]
El_Loco_Solo: bets $10
tb17: raises $10 to $20
El_Loco_Solo: raises $4 to $24 and is all-in
tb17: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
El_Loco_Solo: shows [Tc Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Jacks)
tb17: shows [Jh Js] (four of a kind, Jacks)
tb17 collected $200 from pot
El_Loco_Solo said, ā€œowā€
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $203 | Rake $3
Board [Jd Jc Td Kc 8h]
Seat 1: hotbacon folded before Flop (didnā€™t bet)
Seat 2: manresa777 folded before Flop (didnā€™t bet)
Seat 3: tb17 (button) showed [Jh Js] and won ($200) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: El_Loco_Solo (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Jacks
Seat 5: faxwoods (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: BootsLebaron folded before Flop (didnā€™t bet)
Seat 8: 535353 folded before Flop (didnā€™t bet)
Seat 9: jimmyd81 folded before Flop (didnā€™t bet)
Seat 10: peedsster35 folded before Flop (didnā€™t bet)

are you for real making that much??
how come no one else is saying anything? is it because no one believes you?
thatā€™s fuckin crazy to make 600,000??? in one day???

lol great analysis flip.

:sad:

something like this happened to me the other dayā€¦i had 77 and flop came 7 6 6ā€¦2 players went all in and i went all in as wellā€¦guy flips over 66ā€¦that was so depressing

Speaking of quads, the first hand of Hold 'Em I ever playedā€¦I had QQ, and flopped two more Queens. :sweat:

ah was jus tplaying now
flopped quad 9s double my 2k to 4k

next hand flopped quad queens. i was betting big and people thought iw as just trying to buy and then triple my 4k to 12

odds of flopping quads twice in a row: about once in everyon 520 million hands

yo optically,
do you really make that much?

i do well
i won a 200k guranteed and a 500k guranteed last year and since moving up the higher limit games ive been doing really well
people not playing garbage makes life easier

and average day is 2-5 buyins on whatever game im playing

and party poker just crashed while i was in a nice fishy 6 handed game
f me

what kinda 200k/500k guaranteed? NL? or Limit?

man i wish i could make a living playing poker, right now iā€™ve been playing online tryin to make money but i keep breaking even, iā€™m not getting anywhere
im just playing 11 or $22NL single table tournies

where do you play?
the party $11 sngs are dead money, great way to build a bankroll

i always play nl i canā€™t handle limit

but i play omaha and stud too

playing to make money doesnā€™t work, play to make the right decision every time.
once you can do that you will make as much money as you want

i play at party poker
what are $11 sngs??
yeah i hate limit, i can only play NL tournaments, preferably single table
but sometimes i hit the multi tables

i suck when it comes to ring games though

sit n goā€™s
1 table tournament

im playing 1/2 on party right now with one of my friends

Bad news time.

http://financialservices.house.gov/news.asp?FormMode=release&id=772&NewsType=1

If this actually becomes law, get ready to stop playing in your underwear.

ā€œWhatā€™s more, FBI and Justice Department experts have warned that Internet gambling sites are often fronts for money laundering, drug trafficking and even terrorist financing.ā€

I couldnt help but to laugh really hard at this. The nerve gas has been funded by online gambling, maybe thatā€™ll be season 6 of 24ā€¦

Finally got around to trying poker tracker, it seems to be a very informative tool. Only using the trial version to see what itā€™s like but think iā€™m gonna go ahead and buy the full version soon.

Looking at the hands im winning/ losing with is nice and all but i canā€™t seem to make much sense of the rest of the stats (Vol Put $ in Pot. Att to steal blinds, went to SD, won at SD etc etc.) Trial version only lets me use 1000 hands so obviously the information wont be all that good but iā€™d like to know the figures that i should be aiming to get in these fields. Thanks in advance.