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what??! lol i’m baffled by this :confused:

I know it sounds odd but I like to play when pressures on me. When everyone is just waiting to see me get knocked out because I’m the short stack at the table. I feel like I play a better game that way (may or may not be true, lol).

I never knew Jennifer Tilly was that good at poker, after seeing her win on WPT tonight.

Speaking of WPT, anyone played that WPT video game? I heard its the same game engine as the crappy World Championship Poker game, cause I played World Championship Poker and it seems the CPU is making donk plays and sucks out more often.

3 hands in a row.

Hand Number: 236,794,418
Table Number: 3,075,370
Event Name: $30 FREEROLL (#2126637)MNHB
Event Started: Sunday October 23rd 1:05:08 PM CDT 2005
Event Type: BugsysClub Real Money Tournament
Event Buy-In: BC Member
Game: No Limit Hold 'em
Level III: 50/100 Blinds (25 Minimum Chip)
Average Stack: 15,765.76 (10,000 starting chips)
Remaining Players: 555 (875 started)
Seat 1 : tmcgov44 starts with 8,650
Seat 2 : mar2good4u starts with 10,875
Seat 3 : CANDYFLOSS starts with 11,025
Seat 4 : pickjones330 starts with 43,675
Seat 5 : Louballa1088 starts with 5,300
Seat 6 : PianoMan21 starts with 9,925
Seat 7 : Bliksem starts with 7,425
Seat 8 : XxTempestxX starts with 9,100
Seat 9 : MaxCady starts with 10,375
Seat 10 : mizusumashi starts with 8,650
Seat 3 : CANDYFLOSS has the dealer button
>>>DEALING HOLE CARDS<<<
XxTempestxX dealt down Kd Jc
pickjones330 posts the small blind 50
Louballa1088 posts the big blind 100
Louballa1088: guess not
PianoMan21 calls 100
pickjones330: nb
Bliksem calls 100
XxTempestxX calls 100
MaxCady folds
mizusumashi calls 100
tmcgov44 calls 100
mar2good4u calls 100
CANDYFLOSS folds
pickjones330 calls 50
Louballa1088 checks
>>>DEALING FLOP<<< [ Ah Kh Jd ]
pickjones330 checks
Louballa1088 checks
PianoMan21 checks
Bliksem checks
XxTempestxX bets 800
mizusumashi calls 800
tmcgov44 calls 800
mar2good4u folds
pickjones330 folds
Louballa1088 folds
PianoMan21 calls 800
Bliksem calls 800
>>>DEALING TURN<<< [ Kc ]
PianoMan21 checks
Bliksem checks
XxTempestxX bets 8,200 and is all-in
mizusumashi folds
tmcgov44 folds
PianoMan21 folds
Bliksem calls 6,525 and is all-in
XxTempestxX takes back 1,675
XxTempestxX cards were Jc Kd
Bliksem cards were 6h Th
>>>DEALING RIVER<<< [ 7c ]
XxTempestxX wins 17,850 with a full house, kings full of jacks
Bliksem has left the table
Bliksem finishes in 555th place


Hand Number: 236,794,780
Table Number: 3,075,370
Event Name: $30 FREEROLL (#2126637)MNHB
Event Started: Sunday October 23rd 1:05:08 PM CDT 2005
Event Type: BugsysClub Real Money Tournament
Event Buy-In: BC Member
Game: No Limit Hold 'em
Level IV: 75/150 Blinds (25 Minimum Chip)
Average Stack: 16,143.91 (10,000 starting chips)
Remaining Players: 542 (875 started)
Seat 1 : tmcgov44 starts with 7,750
Seat 2 : mar2good4u starts with 10,775
Seat 3 : CANDYFLOSS starts with 11,025
Seat 4 : pickjones330 starts with 43,575
Seat 5 : Louballa1088 starts with 5,200
Seat 6 : PianoMan21 starts with 9,025
Seat 8 : XxTempestxX starts with 19,525
Seat 9 : MaxCady starts with 10,375
Seat 10 : mizusumashi starts with 7,750
Seat 4 : pickjones330 has the dealer button
>>>DEALING HOLE CARDS<<<
XxTempestxX dealt down 2s As
Louballa1088 posts the small blind 75
PianoMan21 posts the big blind 150
Seat 7 : chefjdm starts with 9,850
pickjones330: nh
XxTempestxX calls 150
mar2good4u: nh
XxTempestxX: ty
MaxCady calls 150
mizusumashi folds
tmcgov44 folds
mar2good4u calls 150
CANDYFLOSS folds
pickjones330 calls 150
Louballa1088 folds
PianoMan21 checks
>>>DEALING FLOP<<< [ Qs Kc 5s ]
PianoMan21 checks
XxTempestxX checks
MaxCady checks
mar2good4u checks
pickjones330 bets 450
PianoMan21 raises 450 to 900
XxTempestxX calls 900
MaxCady folds
mar2good4u folds
pickjones330 calls 450
>>>DEALING TURN<<< [ 6s ]
PianoMan21 bets 1,375
XxTempestxX raises 6,275 to 7,650
pickjones330 folds
PianoMan21 raises 325 to 7,975 and is all-in
XxTempestxX calls 325
PianoMan21 cards were Qd 5d
XxTempestxX cards were As 2s
>>>DEALING RIVER<<< [ 3c ]
XxTempestxX wins 19,475 with an ace high flush
PianoMan21 has left the table
PianoMan21 finishes in 542nd place


Hand Number: 236,795,134
Table Number: 3,075,370
Event Name: $30 FREEROLL (#2126637)MNHB
Event Started: Sunday October 23rd 1:05:08 PM CDT 2005
Event Type: BugsysClub Real Money Tournament
Event Buy-In: BC Member
Game: No Limit Hold 'em
Level IV: 75/150 Blinds (25 Minimum Chip)
Average Stack: 16,794.62 (10,000 starting chips)
Remaining Players: 521 (875 started)
Seat 1 : tmcgov44 starts with 7,750
Seat 2 : mar2good4u starts with 10,625
Seat 3 : CANDYFLOSS starts with 11,025
Seat 4 : pickjones330 starts with 42,525
Seat 5 : Louballa1088 starts with 5,125
Seat 7 : chefjdm starts with 9,850
Seat 8 : XxTempestxX starts with 29,975
Seat 9 : MaxCady starts with 10,225
Seat 10 : mizusumashi starts with 7,750
Seat 5 : Louballa1088 has the dealer button
>>>DEALING HOLE CARDS<<<
XxTempestxX dealt down 5h 5c
XxTempestxX posts the big blind 150
Seat 6 : Gutt250 starts with 32,000
pickjones330: nh
MaxCady calls 150
mizusumashi calls 150
tmcgov44 folds
mar2good4u calls 150
CANDYFLOSS folds
pickjones330 calls 150
Louballa1088 folds
XxTempestxX checks
>>>DEALING FLOP<<< [ 5d 5s Jd ]
XxTempestxX checks
MaxCady checks
mizusumashi checks
mar2good4u checks
pickjones330 checks
>>>DEALING TURN<<< [ 2c ]
XxTempestxX bets 500
MaxCady folds
mizusumashi calls 500
mar2good4u folds
pickjones330 calls 500
>>>DEALING RIVER<<< [ 9s ]
XxTempestxX bets 2,000
mizusumashi raises 5,100 to 7,100 and is all-in
pickjones330 folds
XxTempestxX calls 5,100
mizusumashi cards were Js Tc
XxTempestxX cards were 5c 5h
XxTempestxX wins 16,450 with four of a kind, fives
mizusumashi has left the table
mizusumashi finishes in 521st place

ahahha wow talk about LUCK =D good shit. u made everyone stayed in the hand

any comments on this hand are welcome:

PokerStars Game #2874599252: Hold’em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2005/10/23 - 15:57:18 (ET)
Table ‘Hudrus’ Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: abstruce420 ($1.55 in chips)
Seat 2: randazzler ($7.95 in chips)
Seat 4: itslog1 ($11.10 in chips)
Seat 5: KoolhandLuck ($14.80 in chips)
Seat 6: bigstar1 ($1.15 in chips)
bigstar1: posts small blind $0.05
abstruce420: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to itslog1 [Jd Td]
randazzler: calls $0.10
itslog1: raises $0.10 to $0.20
KoolhandLuck said, "is that u yanni"
KoolhandLuck: raises $0.10 to $0.30
bigstar1: folds
abstruce420: calls $0.20
randazzler: calls $0.20
itslog1: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [8c Ks 9d]
abstruce420: checks
randazzler: checks
itslog1: checks
KoolhandLuck: bets $0.50
abstruce420: calls $0.50
randazzler: folds
OSTerbator joins the table at seat #3
itslog1: calls $0.50
*** TURN *** [8c Ks 9d] [7d]
abstruce420: checks
itslog1: bets $1.50
KoolhandLuck: calls $1.50
abstruce420: folds
*** RIVER *** [8c Ks 9d 7d] [5s]
itslog1: bets $5
KoolhandLuck: calls $5
*** SHOW DOWN ***
itslog1: shows [Jd Td] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
KoolhandLuck: shows [Kc Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
itslog1 collected $15 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.75 | Rake $0.75
Board [8c Ks 9d 7d 5s]
Seat 1: abstruce420 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: randazzler folded on the Flop
Seat 4: itslog1 showed [Jd Td] and won ($15) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 5: KoolhandLuck (button) showed [Kc Kd] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: bigstar1 (small blind) folded before Flop

played it well. pot odds looked good on the flop so i would’ve called it. if the board paired, might be a tougher situation.

Poker God seems to hate me over this weekend. i finally decided to cash out half my chips on Pacific and Stars. I have just enough to play at the .50/1.00 tables

:sad:

Question for Viscant or any other bonus whorer…

Do you find NL or Limit more profitable for bonus whoring? I think I do well enough in both games, and I really don’t prefer either from the other. Although, I’ve read a couple stories on how much easier bonus whoring was playing NL instead of limit. Right now I’m playing 1/2 or 2/4 limit, but only yielding 1.8-2bb/100 profit, which is frustrating.

I know Bonus whoring is supposed to be mostly limit, but I’m thinking of making the jump to NL and was wondering if anyone has ever tried it before.

Yes

Bet the nuts.

Party poker mini steps level 5, 400-30 rake game. First hand.

me- a/7 suited (diamonds)
him- pocket 4s

Pre-flop 4 people call for 15 chips.

FLOP- 4h, 5d, 6c…I bet 60 he is only caller.

Turn- 8 spades
I bet all in, HE FUCKING CALLS WITH TRIPLE FOURS WITH A STRAIGHT ON THE BOARD.

FLOP-THE LAST FUCKING FOUR IN THE DECK, QUAD 4’S BEAT STRAIGHT, I’M OUT.

That was me doubling up with a 2000 first prize on a ten man table. So next time Donald comes to cry about losing 25 bucks think twice.

That’s your choice to put up that much money, no one is saying he should or shouldn’t be crying about losing any money, even if it isn’t as much as what you’re putting up.

And IMO, if that was the first hand, I wouldn’t even have gone all in. If a 5, 6, or an 8 hit the river he still had you beat. The pot odds may have not been right for him, but to risk all your chips was pretty wreckless. Plus, it’s Party Poker, lol. Home of suck outs galore.

I qualified up from 5+1. It was an absolutely terrible call because he had only 75 chips in the pot. I’m on a straight and figured him for a high pocket pair when he called. It was an absolutely inexcusable decision due to gap principle. And the lucky bastard sucked out.

Plus I get tired of every other post being from one of the worst players in the forum.

Holy shit. I agree. I hate reading all these hands about 2 pair losing to a flopped set when they were beat the whole way through. STFU.

daflipmasta if you are bonus whoring play limit… cause if your bonus whoring your bankroll probably can’t stand no limit. that is madness take the easy way out and do limit. your bankroll will last you while you whore.

I’ve had bad beats, and they don’t bother me. I’ve lost plenty of sit and go’s to bad calls, but this has just really put me off. I qualified thru over the course of two days, and never finished lower than 4th in about 6 total sit and go’s. I was so confident my 5 dollars was going to turn into real money (2000 first, 1000 second, 500 third) that it really annoyed me. At that level I expect good play, and to lose to donkeys is killer. That would have double my stack and basically assured me of making the money. Oh well I’ve been very profitable this month so life goes on.

13 outs, with that all in bet it looks like a scared high pp. I’d call in a heartbeat.

SDouble,

I know the roll can’t handle NL, but limit is absolutely killing me right now. I did the absolute poker reload one and popped in $600, and left with $600. Now I’m doing UB’s first time bonus, and I’m stuck there too early on. I was just wondering if it was easier to play NL cash games, cuz I’m on a brutal limit streak and went from 4.5 BB/100 over 10k hands to about 1.9 BB/100 over the next 3k hands or so.

What would you do in this situation?

$25 PL Texas Hold’em - Monday, October 24, 00:14:36 EDT 2005
Table Table 36596 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Orange_Phynn ( $23.80 )
Seat 2: brvheart ( $3.96 )
Seat 3: Jkk4lifez ( $18.20 )
Seat 4: kenthec0w ( $83.25 )
Seat 5: GmanVI ( $18.30 )
Seat 6: friedhotdog ( $24.40 )
Seat 7: matdiddy22 ( $26.80 )
Seat 8: eeming ( $3.70 )
Seat 9: LUCKYG14WH33 ( $29.99 )
Seat 10: st2323 ( $10.60 )
Jkk4lifez posts small blind [$0.10].
kenthec0w posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to kenthec0w [ Ks 3s ]
GmanVI raises [$0.50].
friedhotdog folds.
matdiddy22 folds.
eeming folds.
LUCKYG14WH33 calls [$0.50].
st2323 calls [$0.50].
Orange_Phynn folds.
brvheart folds.
Jkk4lifez folds.
kenthec0w calls [$0.25].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, As, Qd ]
kenthec0w checks.
GmanVI bets [$2].
LUCKYG14WH33 calls [$2].
st2323 calls [$2].
kenthec0w calls [$2].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
GmanVI: figures
kenthec0w checks.
GmanVI bets [$9.60].
LUCKYG14WH33 folds.
st2323 is all-In [$8.10]

kenthec0w ???
($9.60 to call, GMan has ~ $6 left, st2323 is allin)
Now there is $27.3 in the pot, and one person who raised pot, one going allin and it’s to me. I have the nut flush draw, a gutshot, a pair. Now i’ll assume Gman has a high ace (probably a/q or a/k), and the caller to have two pair or possibly a set. So from here, we’re behind both on the turn, but i have the draws.

First off, even defending your blind its questionable to call that imo, you’re putting extra money in the pot to hope you either hit a K3 or you get spades, you were lucky enough to get the spades + a gutshot. now when it comes to calling that, you know your pair isnt good, so you need a spade or a jack, thats 12 outs with 46 unseen cards. so a little better than 25% to hit. pot odds are 9 to win 36, + implied odds, drawing to 2 nuts, you also know Qs might be a dead out if they have AQ. Considering the money you have in as well you should call, though its close enough I dont think either is a particularly bad decision(besides the preflop which I dont like)

why is it possible to multi-table in online poker? isn’t that unthinkable in a live setting, just strategically speaking.