It has come to my attention that [monday] [will] be your birthday, possibly. So I wanted to wish you a happy birthday [in advance].
I like that you’re smart enough to get the jokes others don’t, make the jokes others won’t get, and are never a coward.
So [monday]I hope all of your [actual] birthday dreams come true. You magnificent (mixed race? Idk) bastard.
happy birthday bert
Happy Birthday Shaft…here be some sexy calves.
Hi.
Tired ass joke. Only reason you’re fronting is because you never got through the Shaft Agent Leg Titties tutorial.
isnt tiptoeing cheating tho
heres some calves for my nigga who also loves the GOAT Britney
A pic can only do so much to whet the appetite, bring fourth the buffet:
Calves’ favorite band is Nightwish. Everyone post Nightwish videos for him
So is bending over at certain angle for asses. But I mean, when you’re celebrating, are you really gonna give that much of a fuck? #HoorayForLegTitties
yeah, Vynce. my birthday is tomorrow. thanks a bunch for starting a thread, lol! with all that’s happened in the past few weeks think my family has forgotten about it. i’ll know soon, haha.
not exactly, when a girl tiptoes (or wears heels) it pushes the insides upwards, closer to the knee making them look smaller and forcing them into a less symmetrical shape. Elena is a calf goddess though and her insides are low enough you won’t see any real difference with her.
Happy pagan birthday. Heathen.
Happy early Bday, Jabroni.
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Tell me when that PC gets built so we can play CS:GO.
P.S. Kool Keith’s new album is pretty damn good.
Happy 13th b-day!
Happy birthday shaft. Also thanks for ruining my life because I know what good and bad calves are. I didn’t need dat knowledge dropped upon me. Eat dick.
The porn thread needs your guiding hand Sir Shaft of Agentton.
I hope you enjoy on your special day a… CALFfinated drink…yeah I got nothing
Fuck you.
Happy birthday Shaft Agent!
Don’t get a DVT
This morning the house alarm went off. I jumped out of bed and got my gun. Mom forgot to turn it off before she opened the door. She remembered my birthday. right now I’m at the glass store trying to get my car fixed.
your life was empty until i filled it. you are lucky a lesser human didn’t lead you astray, ol’ dumbass.
