(I still want proof that you were actually, in fact, “born” rather just spontaneously manifesting into this plane of existence.)
That said, have a pleasant whatever-iteration-this-is-for-you 365.25 Survival Day, you bastard. Have a pleasant one or else.
I’m too much of a miser to get you anything, but you should know this by now.
Happy calfday!
Happy Birthday Calf Agent!
Happy calfday!
Fucking bots wishing nigga happy birthday now?
Anyway please don’t suicide by gun shaft, we love you.
Happy Belated Calf Day! Shaft Agent.
Insert already used joke and/or pun referring to said fetish here
Happy b-Day S-Agent!
Happy belated calfday thank you god bless
and shoutout to crucades
thanks errebody. mom threw a party when i got home. she got me a cookie cake(which i like) from Walmart (which i hate), topped with my both of my most hated icings (red and white), topped with sprinkles (which i also hate). it was hilarious how hard the ball was dropped. she hooked it up with the chili, wings and spinach dip though. all is forgiven. my friend came over and he kept trying to get us to listen to Tai Lopez. my adopted sister gave me a picture of Batman that she colored part of. she said some nice things on the other side of the paper. all in all a pretty good day.
How I miss this nigga’s birthday thread?
Happy Birthday mayne, even though I now scope every woman’s calf shape now because of you…
Happy Bday SHaft…i stopped training just to tell you that…you should be grateful.
Tai Lopez sounds like a shyster. Which means he’s competition.
Fuck that guy.
We all know you were “training” to the pics posted in this thread.
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“Neesa biggest fan"
be like
"SRK’s thirstiest man”
