Clark is sitting there alone, thinking, looking at a pic of his mom. The hotness, Kara walks in and tells Clark she’ll talk to him about mommy in the morning. The barn flashes. It’s the crystal. Clark takes it to the fortress. Jor-EL warns Clark about the crystal. His mother appears, they hug. A shadowy figure appears in the background. Dun dun duuuuuuuun!!!
EDIT: Oh snap, Chole saw Lois and the Planet EIC kissing.
thx i had no idea what was going on thought I missed an episode.
… that was hardly “the shit” maybe one word less.
Thoughts on the latest ep, in real time!
Kara walking in the door with a surfboard reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons that begins with Bart saying, “…and that’s how I discovered the true meaning of Columbus Day.” Why does a girl who can fly even need to surf? It seems like the thrill would be somewhat diminished.
Clark must be a smart guy if he knows exactly where to put the blue crystal in the Fortress without asking anybody, or even reading the instruction manual. Or maybe he was just mad at Jor-El, started randomly stabbing things, and happened to get it right on the first try.
Hilarious: when Lara learns about the crystal, she and Kara both look at Clark. Clark is looking out the window, with this look on his face like, “What? I din’ do nuthin’.”
God, this editor+Lois thing is going to drive me crazy. Poor Chloe keeps getting screwed. She was dragged into the scene to provide a reaction shot, and that was it. And speaking of getting screwed, everbody made it to the family reunion except poor Jor-El–still stuck in the Fortress as a disembodied voice. When Clark punched Neo… er, Zor-El, it looked like Zor-El enjoyed it a little too much… just sayin’.
But Chloe comes back with a super-diss! Looks like I’m not the only one who thinks Lois is a little… liberal.
I love how nonchalant everybody is about all these long-dead people getting resurrected. “Hey Lana, here’s my mom. She died, but she’s okay now.” “Wonderful! I’ll make tea.”
I thought blue K only affected Bizarro. It’s supposed to be gold K that takes away Superman’s powers. But whatever, I guess stuff like that isn’t important. Why not change green K to pink K while you’re at it, and change the Kent farm into a Russian Orthodox monastery?
Zor-El’s got a bit of a lazy eye. He punches unusually straight for a guy who’s looking in two directions at the same time.
“My Yaris gets awesome mileage!” Yeah, Chloe. Remy Zero!
I realize that men are generally stronger than women, but come on. I’m sure Super-Clark and Super-Kara could stomp Super-Zor-El’s ass if they really wanted to.
Lots of geniuses at the Planet. “I’d better get my dogs.” “You can’t just blow the Sun out like a birthday candle.” Clark will be right at home when he finally starts working there.
DAMN, Clark just beasted the shit out of Zor-El. He might not be that bright, but he sure knows how to hold a rock in front of himself. It’s his best superpower, after moving hay from one spot to another.
If Kara was going to land in Michigan, why couldn’t she have landed a little closer to my house? I’d give her something warm to drink.
And by that, I mean coffee. You perverts.
I love all the exposition in the last conversation between Lex and Loud Editor Guy. "LEX, WE WASTED SO MUCH TIME IN THIS EPISODE ON OTHER STUFF THAT I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU NOW, AS YOU VERY WELL KNOW, THAT I AM ACTUALLY JULIAN, YOUR BROTHER. “Yes, Grant, I know, and my father Lionel is also your father Lionel. If my mother hadn’t been grieving so much, you would not have been given up for adoption and given a new name.” “YES, THAT IS CORRECT AND IT IS HOW IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE SEEN IN PREVIOUS EPISODES.” “Isn’t it great how everything always comes together and coincides in weirdly improbable ways like this?” “RIGHT YOU ARE, MY BROTHER.” “You can call me that, just not outside this room. Because, you know, this is secret and stuff.” “OKAY, I’LL TRY NOT TO YELL ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING.”
Jor-El is such a jerk. Saying “I told you so” is such a mean way of rubbing things in.
goody, that was the best ep summary I’ve ever read. Of anything. Ever. 
You know, I am getting tired of all these Kryptonians getting on the show. The only worse thing is how easily they get punked :lol: And how the crap do they know how to use their powers right off the bat? I mean, Kara’s dad flying all over the place already. Who, BTW, didnt strike me as a fighter, so how was he catching so many punches? I would have expected Kara to Clark to land a clean hit every so often…
I dont say this too often, but Chloe was smoking hot this episode. Did she lose some weight or something? I mean, she wasnt anywhere near overweight before, but she seems much thinner now… Probably trying to keep up with all the size )'s on the show now:lol:
i just hate how they cut off new BADASS characters very quickly.
She looked so good in that dress.
goodm0urning: you need to do weekly reviews in that fashion.
Last night’s ep was good, I wish I hadn’t missed the season premier though.
They already explained that some of the Kryptonians have visited Earth in the past and were aware of the effect the sun had on them.
Zor El = Beast. They could have easily made him the main villain for the whole season.
WTF @ Jullian Luthor alive? WTF??!!? What happened to Lex killing his brother by accident?
i dont even think that baby was really julian
I thought his mom had gone mad and killed him, and Lex took the blame or something like that?
I wonder if Julian’s actor’s voice really is like that. His yelling all the damn time annoys me too.
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[details=Spoiler]So, “Clark” can finally fly and Chloe can control her powers.
edit: If I was only more observant, I’d notice the clothing colors earlier
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Latest ep was ok, over 30 days til the next ep., then who knows when, stupid strike.
clark was maaaad off. knew it was either brainiac or bizzarro.
Heh, I totally forgot to watch the new ep. I have pretty much given up on Suckville.
Last night’s ep was new? Whoops. :lol:
Fuck all these stupid ass hiatuses.
haha i thought he just used a double jump like it was sum smash broters.