The MMA Thread. BJ Penn Didn't Die #HeDeadThough

Lol go ufc! So irl fights you seen dudes pulling gaurd? Honestly the best place to be is on top in full gaurd. A good high crotch single disorients any stupid person getting into a fight on the street. Drop them down then rain down punches/elbows

In the confusion of being taken down their first course of action is to look bewildered and not block

Where’s Songo? I thought he’d be here by now to tell us that the Pride-stomping Asian guy is the best bantamweight in the world, or whatever.

Dude on the ground looks like he was about to unleash the UNR. I can just hear the X-factor go off the moment he stands up.

Also, supposedly Mayhem’s sister was drunk and was trying to go home and he put her in a headlock to keep her from driving.

the best place to be is standing with the other person on the ground. stomps/kicks >>> any strike

BJJ is what rapists specialize in… that and guys who are really into other guys. Have a crush on a guy? Invite him to “practice BJJ” with you.

I would love to see a guy use BJJ to take on more than 1 opponent though.

Tell em it’s not gay unless you make eye contact…

Just seen that fight on CNN, lol why couldn’t that have happened at Biden’s game

lol georgetown dont wanna it wit a team of unr

ive enver seen anyone pull guard. ive seen guys take dudes down, start gnping, then get gang rushed or soccer kicked in the face. see guys go for guillotines and get stomped on. Like even if you have friends around you don’t want be on the ground, cause some one can come out of nowhere before anyone knows what happened. My buddy got kicked in the face once before we even knew what happened, he was fucked up for over a year from it. i fucked the guy up afterwards…but still it didn’t stop him from getting a kick in., the stupid thing is i don’t even know who he was, wasn’t part of the other guys friends just some random at the party that wanted to kick someone in the face.

haha that brawl is classic…its not a brawl until someone throws a chair

i love gsp…but fuck french canadians annoy me. we call it soccer in canada…your not fucking european. and fuck learn how to speak english already.

quoted for fucking truth. unless you have some real hate in your heart and just need to mash somebody in with your fists, there’s no reason you should be willingly on the ground.

Sorry it it’s been posted already: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeK-YhHX5SE&feature=player_embedded

new ultimate fighter format:
http://www.cagepotato.com/fresh-format-in-store-for-the-ultimate-fighter-franchise/

I’m pretty sure Mayhem said some funny shit to Bisping when the guy got KO’d just like him.

haha spike is screwed now

edit: Im glad theyre overhauling the presentation and music too. Im tired of the Nu-Metal and Gladiator stuff. Wonder what theyll do with it.

no more metal shit on the newer ufcs? end of an era… IN-TO-PEE-CESS.

rooting for okami to win, my japanese blood in blinding my vision.

Dubstep, lmfao. No seriously though, that gladiator intro was stale, and the song after is just awful. I’d literally cringe whenever I watched UFC in public.

lolol i totally believe its gonna be rap or dub step. wubwubwubwub…prob dubstep since its white kid friendly.

Dubstep is the shit. It’ll be a HUGE step up compared to the “BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BREAK ME INTO PIEEEECESSS!!!”

Actually anything would be a huge step up compared to the lame ass theme we always hear.

so by stop snitchin do you mean “yes everyone does ped, shhhh”?

Yeah… I’ll be cringing if they have this instead.