They better stack that card then since everyone is going to be ordering Pacman’s beatdown of old ass mexican dude.
Just declare that you’re gay, take her back and refuse to let go until she concedes.
How old are you? And your parents are bigots.
you must live in the midwest or south. no one does gay jabs like that like they do.
Nah dude. It was the most jarring moment in my life. You know dudes get sweaty, i guess i am just too much sexy 
So wait ufc has ended up back on fox sports? Cool.
Im 18 turn 19 on tuesday pms rock b to make a hbdaythreadShits lame man .It was crazy seeing killer bee at my gym
killer bee? only killer bees i know are from japan
Almost all competitive sports (and any form of martial art) involve some sort of physical contact. Even football can be considered ‘homo’ depending on how you look at it, but ever heard of any parents not letting their little jimmy play football because they are afraid he will turn gay?
Your parents probably had some kind of bias against BJJ to begin with, and just don’t want to pay for your membership. 
El Chupa, take up Combat Sambo instead. :lol: I was looking at an old fight with Antonio McKee and that nigga cured my insomnia.
When you say Killer Bee I think Krazy Bee(renamed for da kids) and thought you were training with these 2 G’s.
http://www.5n10cartel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/IMG_4329-770x513.jpg
I was rolling the other night and that mutherfucker looked like the realest goon I’ve ever seen from japan. He was like every thug from hard boiled,the protector, and the yakuza papers rolled into one.Straight G .Oddly enough my boy in japan trains with him. Bjj is fun as hell im gonna try to explain to my mom by showing her the first UFCs aka the best gracie promotional videos of all time.
I’m not your mother but I’m feeling she couldn’t give a damn how wonderful Royce Gracie is. Winning gay is still gay. I say, if you have to make a presentation, show her Judo highlights of people getting tossed hard and pass it off as BJJ. Then when you become a blackbelt, you invite her to come watch you train, and hold north south on everyone while giving her the troll face. You win.
Or just triangle your mom. It will erase her suspicion that you are gay, and at the same time create a whole new sets of reasons why she should be scared of you in her head.
hahahaha not surprised…broken home to the max.
if your being attacked by one guy and no one else is around. THe worst place you can be in a street fight is on the ground. ive seen enough people try to go ufc on someone and get stomped the fuck out.
You mean like Georgetown? Too soon? :lol:
Georgetown vs China? Yeah that was crazy
Oh yeah that shit was bananas son.
But I think G-town was holding back. You know if they had unleashed UNR then we would be at war with China right now. :lol: And Fox is trying to be king of sports now. But let’s see how many “tightasses” complain about MMA being shown on Fox networks.