he looks like he got a blast of that Joker toxin that makes you perma-smile.
I get the feeling that Kim actually believes the shit he spews. He probably goes to a random scientist, and threatens to kill him unless he develops something to make North Korea an even bigger juggernaut…then the dudes just like “ummm, i built a machine/drink/device/technique that can cure diseases/provided limitless power/shoot God in the face/travel through time” and if Kim doubts him, the guy just makes up some tech document and the Glorious Leader just assumes the guy was telling the truth.
Honestly, when he dies, if North Korea doesn’t get better, there is no fucking way people can argue going in there and putting in a new leader. Even communist China has to be completely fed up with how shit is done there. It’s like a slap in the face to any who claim to be socialist/communist/sane.
I would honestly love to fuck around on North Korea internet. The one porn site they have would be awkward, when the girls are either performing at gunpoint, or they are related to you.
Cancer is cell growth run amok. Cells multiply naturally. But they’re supposed to stop at some point; when they don’t, bam herpes I mean cancer.
It would be hilarious if N. Korea really did invent some nigh unstoppable cell division serum that made cancer contagious. And by hilarious I mean horrifying.