The Miracles of North Korea

yeah, the prediction might become real soon

I would like some of that drink before I die

This is North Korea! Where a lying, cheating degenerate can prosper.

Yeah, let’s see some of that dedication on the soccer field. Vegas odds against em are ridiculous! If they pull an upset, bruthas can get paid!

You mean Doctor Octopus?

Actually all 3 of them on the left look like mannequins, they really do.

The guy peaking from the back is hilarious.

he looks like he got a blast of that Joker toxin that makes you perma-smile.

I get the feeling that Kim actually believes the shit he spews. He probably goes to a random scientist, and threatens to kill him unless he develops something to make North Korea an even bigger juggernaut…then the dudes just like “ummm, i built a machine/drink/device/technique that can cure diseases/provided limitless power/shoot God in the face/travel through time” and if Kim doubts him, the guy just makes up some tech document and the Glorious Leader just assumes the guy was telling the truth.

Honestly, when he dies, if North Korea doesn’t get better, there is no fucking way people can argue going in there and putting in a new leader. Even communist China has to be completely fed up with how shit is done there. It’s like a slap in the face to any who claim to be socialist/communist/sane.

Great leader demands socialism and communism not be considered in the same category as sane.

I’ve been drinking Super Drink for years!

Can’t recall if there is a legit N Korea thread but whatever.

So it’s apparently the year 103 in North Korea. Faaaaantastic

Resisting urge to run the NK OS as my main environment.

Happy 103, everyone! :party:

:tup:

It’s probably safer than anything MS releases :stuck_out_tongue:

I would honestly love to fuck around on North Korea internet. The one porn site they have would be awkward, when the girls are either performing at gunpoint, or they are related to you.

It’s literally just an intranet email system and the KPNA website, from what I’ve heard.

He looks like somebody clumsily cropped and pasted from Shenmue…

Cancer is cell growth run amok. Cells multiply naturally. But they’re supposed to stop at some point; when they don’t, bam herpes I mean cancer.

It would be hilarious if N. Korea really did invent some nigh unstoppable cell division serum that made cancer contagious. And by hilarious I mean horrifying.

So on top of everything else it also makes you white.

Truly the perfect drink.

I wonder if it’s still full of cat memes and girls making duck face.

No, but I’m sure North Korean girls have the innate Korean instinct to take puffy faced pouting pictures.