Last month they perfected Fusion and now they created a super drink that can cure aging and all disease.
What’s next for Kim Jong Il?
multiplying brain cells…isn’t that called cancer?
He’ll make the Street Fighter 4 engine good and put out a new 2D Mortal Kombat.
World Cup victory.
make every matchup in every game 5-5 except for kim jungle vs anyone which is always 13-0
I predict our great leader will dominate all comers on StarCraft 2
Wonder if it tastes like Fresca?
is the drink absolutely free and we only pay for shipping and handling?
based on the title i thought that kim jong il started a doo-wop group. he’s retiring soon so i’m sure he could use a new hobby.
A less ridiculous hair-do?
Kim Jong Il looks like an evil master mind with that hair cut, those sun glasses, and that jacket.
Someone alert Mr. Dickens! North Korean spies have discovered the secrets of his snake oil!
If its grape flavor im all for it
I wasn’t aware North Korea had more than 30 species of plants I would consider consuming.
those must be awesome trade fairs. I’m loving how it’s just the chinese and nazi’s and ‘businessmen’ who are interested. I’m just picturing the dudes from Hostel spraying that shit in somebodies eyes.
joint venture fruit juice company…that was apparantly researching cures to AIDS. Well, thank God it has no side effect, although I can assume that any possible side effects could, in fact, be cured by the juice itself.
joke #2: no side-effect…note how it isn’t plural…
Behold the power that is Korean Engine!
So basically North Korea created Purple Drank for white people and Asians?
1966 all over again!!!
Kim Jong Il hits several holes-in-one for every game of golf he plays.* If I were you guys, I’d take him seriously.**
*According to North Korean state-owned news outlets.
**Sarcasm.
Well, to be fair, there probably aren’t any side effects to drinking it…
…side effects like multiplying brain cells or stopping aging.
WTF?! Is that guy in the back, second from the left a fucking cartoon character? He looks like a characature from a fair? Did he drink the super drink?