The Low Level Tennessee Thread Full of Casuals :)

I’m just rolling here. Good shit to everyone I played and didn’t play. Next week call-outs:

Vs. Johnny FT5, I need to fight the person who beat Jas into quitting Tekken.

Vs. Rukus FT5, I need to open the gate.

Vs. DWreck, no reason, just that we didn’t play at all LOL.

Vs. Sev, a farewell ass-whooping…for me.

All in all good stuff last night, great to see the turnout like old times, we will work out the plug/outlet issue better next week and don’t forget there is a Ruby Tuesday around the corner for post fight analysis over drinks. Hopefully the venue wasn’t too hard to find lol.

Smh…lol.

So random but yesterday I learned D-Wreck was a god damn marine. Ive known this man for a few years now and just now learned this…SMH

I learned yesterday that throws exist with a goddamn DOWN break…

LMAO! Sev, what did you think we were talking about when we told the “Epic Navigator” stories about him and his Raphael off Soul Calibur sword?

Derek is a fucking trained assassin. They’re going to freeze him in cryo sleep at the end of this year and revive him when giant bugs take over the world in 2032.

So when the Mayan prophecy kicks in, the only one who can save us all is D-Wreck?

Yes.

Man I know but he is just so unassuming. Like oh man its D-Wreck he is friendly, soft spoken, well read oh yeah and a GOD DAMN ASSASSIN!!! Shit just catches you off guard. Its ok though I know his weakness…recruitment duty and highschool kids he is not legally allowed to murder annoying him to death with questions. Thats the real reason he is being frozen for the bug war. By 2032 everyone will be dead or in the service and his only weakness will be no more…

Also I swear to god with all the character in this town why have we not done some funny comic, viral video or sit com I mean you have an unassuming assassin, a dude with a real life player 1 outfit grinning at people, a man in skinny jeans who orders really specific stuff at restaurants, Fly Mike, a mexican who quit FGs for magic the gathering, an uptight german with too many dogs, a deacon wearing blue suede shoes, a Filipino with anger issues who randomly speaks in his native language with a wikipedia fetish, a MMA fighter, a school teacher etc. And thats not even the whole cast

Edit: And the upcoming return of the “Eye Doctor”

I like how “Fly Mike” needs no explanation.

Can I be the goofy lovable stoner who always has something witty to say at the ends of episodes?

Edit: Also starting next week I’ll be bringing a setup to FN again. Since I am at school from 8am to 7pm (shoutouts to art schools) and go straight to the venue I have to pack my shit in my car all day, and when it was hot I didn’t feel good about leaving expensive electronics to melt. Now that it’s colder it should be fine. I’ll keep my setup Persona, SF4 and Gear since we always have Marvel and Tag 2 setups.

Most definitely. You should also randomly rant on poor art styles that you encounter in the episode. Life is you are walking in a store and see the box art for cross as an example

Season 1, episode 4: “The Giant Piece of Dick”

Synopsis: Dax walks into his local videogame boutique to discover the latest fighting game craze: a little “gem” called Street Fighter x Tekken.

Fly Mike already has a movie and tv show it’s call “Black Dynamite”

I’m gonna tell you something I’ve never told anyone before I use to be a children DYNAMITE!

Yeah we already talked about this but it needs to be shared

Open- Dax wakes up in his bedroom in team rocket PJs
-Bakes up proper and says to the camera “man I wonder if there are any used gems at the local store”
-Cut to montage of teeth brushing and getting dressed complete with colgate gleam at the end and a double thumbs up for wearing a Terry Bogard shirt

Cut to Inside Gstop
-Dax strolls in all merry walks in only to see the Cross box art then the demo playing on the monitor above the cashier
-Pause…slowly his face changes from usual happy Dax to confusion and then to rage
-Dax storms up to the counter, pushing customers out of the way, and launches into a Seinfeldesque tirade demanding answers from the poor employee about why this Big Piece of Dick is on sale
-Rant continues for a few mins, holding up other customers, that Dax occasionally keeps at bay with the look of crazy eyes
-When a customer decides to argue with him about the virtues of Cross
-The sheer horror of the scene causes Dax to look at the sky scream ad collapse as his buzz wears off

Jump cut to street corner with Mike just standing there looking Fly
-Mike "I sense a disturbance"
Jump cut back to inside Gstop
-Mike storms in and proceeds to rant on this game and all the people in there as only he can
-When done Mike looks self satisfied with the verbal beatdown he has just laid when the teller get up from behind the counter where he was hiding
-Teller “Ok…so would you like to pre-order 2K man?”
-Mike makes a face of rage

Jump cut to a best buy
-Two randoms playing the game on a demo machine
Lil Majin walks by in player 1 outfit sees them and shakes his head
-"Now you know…that game is strait slaw"
Fade to Black

Fade in to Dax in a room with the old 90’s “the more you know rainbow” behind him
-Dax speaks on the negative impact of people buying that game why art is important in a game and why its still a big piece of dick
Credits

And there you go

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Neoblood, yeah that netcode is kinda wtf

LMAO!!! It should be called FGC Fighting Game Community… you forgetting the button masher who skill transcends so far that his mashing actually come out legitly and becoming one of the 9 wonders of the world.

So GG netcode is bad? It’s not like KoF bad is it…?

It’s like day one netcode, give it a couple of weeks to see what happens. Same goes for any other new game.

GGs to Hiryu02 and to the other person I played who had the wierd michelle/Xiaoyu team. Jaycee and Michelle are a real handful especially since I don’t know what the hell they really do and against Xiaoyu I’m like OMGWTFBBQ? Anyways, I really need to work on my defense with Wang. I have lots of trouble tryin to punish and/or get people off me with him. Any pointers anyone???