Ah man I hollered at ya and you pussied out like a bitch. You said go for ugly so im goin for you. Can’t even support his own advice. For shame.
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stop jacking off radiant. Find an ugly gay, before you get hit by the corona virus and it’s too late.
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I already found an ugly gay. Hes obsessed with my sex life and wont stop talking about my dick but keeps duckin me and shit. Some real in the closet denial. It’s sad. I feel bad for you.
I’m tryin to help you but you just won’t let me.
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y’know, it just hit me since I noticed a thumbnail of another dsp “detractor” vid after watching that “Homecoming to Remember” clip (hahaha fannntastic FriendZoning, btw 
)… ol’ “Darksfadil” Phil there is nearly guaranteed to be safe from the coronavirus… because he is such a “shut-in” person. His wife is literally the only one he sees in person on a regular basis. Dark will survive this shit just like he manages to survive everything else… fast-forward to the absolute collapse and ruin of human civilization around the world (*which I’d say IS likely…though most people will continue to not take it seriously at all)…and he will still be there streaming Minecraft and other random shit on twitch…and perfectly fine aside from his bankruptcy situation. 
I’m realizing now that unfortunately I’ll most likely have to stop going to the gym…that’s probably one of the best places for a virus to transmit, considering it’s a room where people are constantly exhaling wayyyy more than usual all over the place. This will hit that whole gym industry pretty bad as more and more people start just not showing up and eventually cancelling their memberships.
That’s not Friend Zoning. That’s just fucked up. They were already in a relationship it seems. And instead of him taking the next step and wifing her up, she gets hit with I found a woman that’s better.
She didn’t do nothing wrong. Another woman came into the picture that she couldn’t compete with. Nigga got the nerve to try to maintain a friendship lol. Edit: And there’s a clip where this man is actually introducing the younger prettier chick he traded her in for to her!
Nigga you ain’t Swizz Beatz. You can’t upgrade and still be on good terms with your ex and have both women be cool with each other.
Hell saying that outload. You’d think Swizz Beatz romantic life was the fictional story here
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https://twitter.com/ESLTekken/status/1237400317869862913
https://twitter.com/Harada_TEKKEN/status/1237699964995645440
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You are using only your hand, you don’t have a sex life.
Hit up Bloody Yokai, he is probably still around Gaia. Someone here is still in contact with Bloofy?
Man, I honestly thought @zatalcon1 was trying to do a legitimate post, but my faith in humanity was displaced.
Saw this and laughed.
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Guess those supplements don’t get the BAC down.
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Even I think that man is nuts.
Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years.
Man, I need to read the details of this case. That’s something.
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https://twitter.com/TokyoSage/status/1237751044693688321
Also, if Harvey can’t use his money to save him in prison, he’s getting skewered!!!
Maybe he’ll Epstein himself
Not with dicks. He will most likely be paying for protection
Mom is doing her first round of chemo today. Called her just now to see how it went (since she got there at 6 in the morning), was in the middle of it and basically sounded terrible.
2020 is a terrible year.
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I understood it was 26, not like it matters much as Weinstein is 67 years of age and if (BIG IF) he did live though the next 23 years He would be 90, and I doubt he can do much at 90. I don’t expect him to live to see the end of his sentence.
Bruh, why I didn’t I think of this back in the day.
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