Lol gonna die before he even makes it to prison.
Bye Felicia.
No guys- heās clearly too sick to go to prison. Cruel and unusual.
Obviously the only humane option is to let him live out his remaining days in hisā¦ [checks notes] fuck palace.
Or just kill him in his sleep, make it look like an complication
Do him in like Epstein
Heās probably taking a page from John McAfeeās book 
Shit. Tom Hanks has the virus
God f*cking damn it
Whole world econkmy going to shit dor a few months but Tom Hanks getting its what broke you?
Mostly Tom Hanks, as heās my favorite actor.
I was expecting the economy to go into depression regardless of the virus. I think people will mistakenly attribute everything bad about the economy to the virus, when itās been declining for quite a long time, regardless of the stock market reaching higher and higher (fake) numbers.
China is about to be shut down for one whole ass quarter and its gonna dip into the second one.
But what Iām trying to say is that if you could provide some perspectice in the stock market situation in the CoVid thread, Iād appreciate. I know a little bit about how somw things work but Im way out of my depth on a lot of it.
The irony of Tom Hanks being the first celebrity to come down with it isnāt lost on me.
Weāve seen dramatizations of the guy surviving desert islands, volcanoes, rocket ship malfunctions, Meg Ryan.
But he died of AIDS in the movie Philadelphia. He must have always known viruses were his weakness.
Letās not let this Coronavirus distract us from the REAL issues guysā¦ Where tf them links at to those OnlyFans leaks? Weāve gotten way off track #StayWoke 
DAMMMMMM. Yo. Click the play button below (the youtube video is timestamped to the scene where they show all of the global markets crash and shit).
This movie came out in 2011 and give you the goosebumps now!!!
Tom Hanks is sick, meh.
I can care less about Hanks when the Rest of the world facing an Pandemic.
If dogs canāt get it, weāre fucked cuz whyppl definitely finna take their time finding a cure now