The LOST thread

The series finale should be Alf showing up and talking about the virtues of safe sex. For two and a half hours. Then BAM credits.

The real Locke is going to come back to life and be the new protector of the island. Him coming back to life has something to do with the alternate reality. There’s no one that wants that job more than he does. You heard it hear first.

Except that Jack is the new protector.

Going to miss the finale, probably won’t see it till Tuesday :amazed:

knowing how stupi this season has been i bet something like

jack will kill locke in the alternate reality while operating on him killing the man in black on the lost island

then you’l be like what that makes no sense, lol lost, and then that noise with the logo pops up

just 5 minutes away from all of us finally getting answe…

i mean,

sadly disappointed!!!

haha!

ready for us not getting a single question answered? and feeling like we all got our precious time wasted for 6 years?
i know i am.

awwww shit!
its already starting, and they are already mongering on pre-show backtracking nonsense!
i knew they were gonna pull shit like this!

so, in essence, the finale starts at 8pm, and not 7pm.
thanxs dickheads.

these mo fo’s really are demanding a shitload of hate mail from us.

how should i start with in my hate mail, hmmm…

“dear dickheads,…”
“to which jack ass at ABC it may concern,…”

i’ll decide later.

2 hours i think. 7pm is just a recap show.

i’m glad i subscribe to the east coast package with my satellite so i don’t have to wait 3 extra hours.

i bet desmond will go into the light, since he’s immune to electromagnetism

Wow Axl_m4ster… You act like they owe you something. Like you payed them to watch the show.

Just relax and take it as it is bro.

finale starts at 9pm dumbass

the only thing i want out of the season finale is them telling me where those polar bears came from

Then how about you go back and watch the episodes they explained it in.

they did? seriously?

what?

EDIT: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

all of this has been for nothing!

well it was only brought up like 10 times

do i wait until 6:50 or so to start watching to DVR through the commercials or actually sit through commercials???

so hype i might actually sit through commercials for the first time in a long time

so you are going to watch east coast lost instead of nba playoffs?

i cant even watch today…have to wait until tomorrow night when girlfriend is back

ie i wont be online for a while starting in a hour…you just know yahoo or someone is going to paste unavoidable spoilers

I’ma spam your psn in box with spoilers.

im turning off the electricity in my apartment and reading comic books until then

i haven’t watched a full nba game in like 5 years. usually i’ll turn it on in the 4th quarter if it’s close, but i’m not a big basketball fan.

so it’s either work, early lost, or rec 2 blu ray

or maybe see Mac Gruber

just watch it and tell her you didn’t or srk will have to chip it in fly a banner over your house with spoilers

ok.

i think this is where the finale is going.

desmond in flashsideways reunites everyone from island.
desmond or locke does something metaphysical/electromagnetic…

and the island story ceases to exist, cuz it was gonna go disasterous a.k.a. everybody including jack dies in end on island…

and desmond+locke a.k.a flashsideways universe continues to exist…but island storyline universe ceases to exist.

everyone in flashsideways universe lives happily ever after.

So… Wtf just happened?!?