The Legend of Zelda thread - Ganon's bodyshop will be open for business on Nov. 20th

I like Revali more because whereas Falco will eventually recognize Fox’s superior skills, Revali still finds a way to deliver backhanded praise, even after Link does something he could not.

He’s an asshole with a heart, that never stops being an asshole… Love that dude.

Gerudo lady in a cell: What are you doing here? You gotta sneak past the Yiga clan members or they’re going to call their friends! You can’t possibly win against all of them!
My Link: hmmmmmm…checks inventory and sees that he has 90 bomb arrows challengeaccepted.jpg

Not gonna lie…first time I decided to go the bull in the china shop route on this mission I got surprise Getsugatenshoed by one of the guards (DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT) and then I died because I wasn’t expecting the guard to use SFV tactics on me. I froze him and I thought I had the meaty attack ready but he woke up jab.

Just toss a hand of bananas(a hand is what you call a bunch of bananas) on the ground and Solid Snake their asses.

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Then prepare to laugh your ass off at Master Kohga[/details].

I know I can use the bananas but I wanted to see if I can just muscle my way through lol.

Those Blademasters must have altered stats, because those fingers eat damage and keep on trucking.

I’m all about punching faces, but those dudes made me Grimlock need new strategy.

I just used stasis + to get through and the stealth outfit.

Watching Game Grumps play through that mission made me face palm. It never occurred to me to just stay above everything and drop bananas from the rafters. And then the way I was approaching them when I had them distracted with bananas was giving them way too much credit.

So I sware the hundreds of hours I played Metal Gear and Elder Scrolls is paying off on Breath of the Wild more than my Zelda experiences.

Even though I own a strategy guide (the art is really nice in the Handbound version) I decide to play the game blind

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The Akkala Tower, I am crouching low to avoid Guardians, scaling the walls, sniping Bokoblin with Ice arrows, Just so I can climb a tower to update Map App on a Tablet.

I learn something new everyday… Feed your horse an Endura Carrot, and they get three extra speed up spurs.

Yup and feeding your horse improves your bond which makes sense.

Side note: I took a horse into kakariko village, “parked” him in the little two wide stable structure near the little patch where someone is growing carrots. He walked his happy ass over and ate EVERY DAMN CARROT.

Am I the only person that named the Royal White Horse “cracker”?

I’m white too so it can’t be racist!

I named my white horse Lightning. Also found a badass black horse and named him Toronado.

I prefer the term *Saltine American *

Digital Foundry put up their frame rate test for the new patch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6NkNgI1ssw

White horse: Ghost
Black (mostly) horse: Shadow
Dark brown horse: Aggro

9 character limit.

i still never registered a horse and im on my second play through