The LB Thread

I’m tired of having to read around all the NorCal threads to find all of LB’s shenanigans, so I thought I’d just start a thread for LB to talk shit in. That and GD are basically the only reason I come to SRK these days anyway.

Anecdotes are also welcomed.

Fun fact: I got into MMA because LB kept punching and kicking me at the Bearcade. Now I choke him between my thighs.

How come LB’s #1 Fan didn’t create this thread?

I think you just made that a win-win situation for LB.

your brother chokes my cock between his teeth

best. thread. ever.

no i don’t, all laiz, i cheel u in MMA nao

let’s go MM FT5 MVC2 LB !

that sounds hella painful. for the cock more than the teeth.

:smokin:

^^^ that’s LB.

lb got drunk and high at new ks location

he tried to climb a random fence and when he came back down he had a giant rip in his pants

then andry walks up with bigger rips in his pants and puts him to shame

then he left in his motorcycle

the end

who’s the winner in that choke?

hey fool andry lost ripped pants match! his shit was PATCHED!

i was out in the cold with ripped ass jeans fucking at 4 am drunk riding around the motorcycle.

shit was godly.

LB is gay

The End.

L free

First time I met LB, he Slayer bit me to death, in a match I had won cold…well…until he bit me…fgt.

True story.

I could fill a thread with the things LB has eaten or ‘tasted.’ But I won’t.

AHHAHAHHAHA
FUCK YOU SHOULD TOTLALY POST THAT SHIT

AHHAHAHAHAH FUCK DUDE MAY IRUEPUSATION IS GONNA GO DOWN MORE IF I HAVE ONE ALREADY DUDE
UWHAHT EHT FUCK!!1
AAHAHAHHAHA
FUK

hzhok
:wink:
due
fotmherf ucker

those are the kind of AIM messages LB used to send me. I hella miss that dude.

I was a victim of one of LB’s Asian Home Invasions.

…call the poleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeece~

Make that gunner already, dude.

Andry auto-wins with Zebra pants yo.

i was in line to board the tour bus today when my female friend asked me… “if you were a girl for a day, who would you bang” and i said “if i was a girl and the male version of me was still available i would totally bang me. oh god yeah i’d hella bang me”…

and then the 20 white people around all went really silent for good two minutes.

the end.

They were the smartest people on the bus.