The LB Thread

white people are the best at dancing really really awkward

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wow… i straight up lol irl here at starbucks when i saw this shit… u got jokes LB!!!

the end.

Dude what are you talking about white people have a WAY better sense of humor than Asians. xD

that’s untrue.

Jet Li gets hit in the back of the head with a brick while his friend asks, “did you train the back of your head?” Jet Li looks straight ahead and says, “no,” and topples forward.
Laughably Humorous.

A drunk guy, an Asian guy, and a white chick were sitting at a bar. The white chick says something and Asian guy consults the drunk guy about etiquettes of smacking a chick, drunk guy approves, so the asian smacks her in the back of the head. She leaves the bar.
Not quite as laughably humorous. More like a nervous laugh… like ha ha ha shifty eyes

jesus fuck i wish maogay wasn’t asian.

LB smells the way
the Taj Mahal looks
by moonlight

moonlight on Ganges
a soft breeze at night carries
the scent of LB

-not Basho

i gotz me a dick.
i gotz me a cherry too.
who wants to pop me.

a cherry too ripe
will fall from the tree ignored
too sad. i shall pluck

you guys are fags
you guys are fags
you guys are fags

crackfiend likes big dicks
black guys have big dicks black rob
crackfiend likes black rob

hahahaha, u r all noobs , O and neg rep me if you think you’re cool =)

“you guys are fags” is
not in haiku format, dork.
cockfiend sucks at life

he tends to suck at
other things, too. like dizzle…
to earn crack money

calling us all fags
when you have them big-ass lips.
apply more suction.

lamerboi left out.
he might get off on this stuff
spelling “boy” with “i”

fags him up the most
actually, i don’t know you.
but you are still gay

PS: i did not
know that “f a g” gets censored out…
so why not “fags” huh?

mr. wizard needs
to update language filter
to include plurals :smiley:

why won’t the haikus
stop! fuggin’ onikage
starting up the trend :\

even though he did
it all wrong like a moron…
but we got his back

wow motherfucker
do you have enough work ***?
you can work on my pole

i had no clue what
i was starting with this shit
oh my god so drunk

crackfiend lost to a
white dude dressed up like blanka
way to rep norcal

HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Shit never gets old
Fuck my life

Dude Maobei shut up. </3

miranda is mean
telling me STFU
the angry whitey

ps. for what am
i shutting up? what did i
say? the donkey punch?

only if crack could count.
he sucks as hard at haiku
as he sucks el bee