Recieved? None. I delivered a few tho.
-Starhammer-
Whats good brehs got here a lil early so im parked in the whip dude in the car next me smokin cigs and in between drags starts singing opera music wtf
Question: Iām considering applying to Noodles & Company as a server and a friend said he could pull a few things. Has anyone been a server before? If so, tips and advice would be appreciated. I know Iāll just be giving people their food and then walking away, but Iāll likely either go to the wrong table or simply canāt find it.
Aside from that, my job believes Iām supposed to survive off of 8 hours while being the only one scheduled to recover the entire store AND carry out furniture at the same time.
I just got a job as a front office assistant in an office full of women so I will definitely be able to fill you guys in on the drama that I will surely be caught in the middle of. Its a nice little job though and If i learn fast, Iāll be moving up in no time. On a side note, this fine ass nurseās assistant was giving ya boy the lets fuck eyes when i got the tour. If i can get some office pussy too then that will be a major plus.
Bruh, office pussy can be quite enjoyable but itās NEVER a good idea to get office pussy from someone working in the same office or section as you.
DO. NOT. FUCK. A. CO-WORKER.
Yeah man, thatās literally the number one bullet in āWomen you should not fuckā. Itās never worth it, NEVER.
And sometimes the worst part about fucking a coworker isnāt the coworker but the other people in the office. Iāve seen people lose jobs becasue someone else ran off at the mouth.
Yall are scaring the hell outta me. I guess I gotta pass on it. That ass tho. 
Youāll thank us later.
never dip your pen in the company ink, fool
I remember in my younger days when I was a junior security guard at the Smithsonian Natural History Museum, one of the older guards showed where he and other guards would have sex with other female guards, girlfriends, cut buddies, and visitors. Whatās interesting is that they also doubled as chill spots in case the guards wanted to get away for a minute or two. LOL!!!
Iāll tell you my experience:
At one of my former jobs, I hooked up with a pretty important employee there. It was fun but that fun ran out when I told her I was not looking for a girlfriend. Work was a little awkward but we did whatever we had to do. Fast forward to a party where she gets drunk and confronts me in front of several other co-workers about me being an asshole. She was about to take a swing so I got ready to throw one first when her ratchet ass friend went in for a swing herself. Before I even react someone pulled them both away. An hour later her friendās NYPD boyfriend wanted to start some shit with me outside and if I didnāt come outside he was going to find a reason to break into the apartment and cuff me. The guy was just a bro asshole.
Anyway, Iām not one to back down especially when drunk so I grabbed a knife and rushed outside to take this dude down. I wonāt go into what happened after but no one was hurt and for a year work was just shit. It cost me promotions because she would have been my boss so I stayed with the same wage for years.
We did eventually become friends again but every once in while sheāll get stupid drunk and shit talk me to women I tried to sleep with. Eventually my name became toxic at work and I had no choice but to move on, which I welcomed but I would have loved banging a few girls on the way out. Sheās at least grateful that her current fiance is there because of me hooking the two up.
That shit went on for almost 5 years. You really donāt want to deal with shit like this, man. I mean, some people only learn through experience but it is a very shit experience.
Oh shit! I want no parts of anything remotely close to that. I really donāt wanna make any waves at this job so if sheās really about it then Iāll have to shoot her down. The way I see it, my pussy rate is gonna escalate with this job anyways cause Iāll have a lot more extra money so Iāll be about to go out more.
But what if weāre on the same page and just wanna smash? Is the risk still there or is it fair game at that point? This is just a hypothetical question cause i need all the the advice I can from the OGs. I donāt think Iāve ever had a legit office job like this.
Itās not something you can risk. At all. Even if she says youāre on the same page, she could change her mind in a second.
I mean, if you can BOTH keep it professional when it endsāand it will endāthen itās fine. But can you take that gamble?
True story, I have NEVER seen anyone who has a serious job sleep with a co-worker and not have it lead to the point where one has to quit or they married. Just saying.
I forgot to give you this little nugget of advice, too: If you DO decide to go through with it, some great ways to avoid any conflict are:
-Working separate departments (only works in mid-to-large companies. If you work on the same floor/in the same office but have different titles it doesnāt mean shit)
-STAY WITH SOMEONE AT EQUAL POSITION. You read my story and I know Iām not alone. On the other side, if youāre the one in power, you open yourself up for lawsuits and itās a fast way to get canned.
-Your co-workers will eventually find out no matter how hard to try to hide it.
-So will your boss.
-Clean the fuck up. Donāt stay at her place with the same clothes and DARE to come in like that. It works if itās at separate jobs but donāt be a dumbass and air your shit for everyone to know.
like every1 said its just not worth the risk.Even if ur workin at mcdonaldsā¦Iāve dibbled and dabbled there and it made things awkward b4 u know it ur buisness will be spread around the work place.Or even if u dont even fuck and just approached her,that chick might run and tell her friends and laugh u I been there facepalms bad feeling.
Luckily im not facing that temptation at the yankee candle jobā¦I work with nothing but dudes.I met one dude like one of them dudes that stays shopping at hot topic and spencers 2 days ago something seemed a bit off to meā¦:
him:so where ur from
me:im from springfield
him:looks disturbedoh ppl are crazy from there crackheads shooting crackheads every1 shooting up there
mind u this dude is from some bumble fuck country white picket fence town so i kinda already got what he was getting atā¦then he goes on a whole tirade about crackheads.
now yesterday it was slow so we all had time to chill and talk.him and this other dude talks about trippin acid and shrooms.im thinking to myself how the fuck u bash crackheads when ur ass is on hard drugs too lol.then one dude asks me non chalantlyā¦āyou take acid?ā
me:
i dont fuck with that shit manā¦
then he walked away with his head downā¦on top of that mr spencers wants to be a managerā¦how the fuck can u manage on cidā¦
alot of characters at this warehouse job,the job is not so bad i like the physical aspect.only thing i dont like is counting boxes on pallets i suck at that so usually i get someone else to do itā¦
ima eat real good off those checks tho like this:
sorry for the late reply brehā¦i mean that 
yeah at wendys our manager used to get prank called all the time.one caller asked him did they have a jar of pickles laying around that he didnt need.he was like no go to Big Y then hung up lmao.
manager:hello
caller:i have a complaint
manager;ok what happened
caller:ive been going here for yrs and i still havenāt seen wendys sexy red head ass
manager:if u dont succeed try again hangup
But Docā¦acid is awesome lolol