Man, that’s only a good idea if you’re in desperate need of a bowel cleanse.
Yeah the triple steak is pretty juicy but nobody cares to drain the juice from it b4 putting it in the flatbread. 
The first time I ate one I didn’t eat it right away cause I wasn’t hungry. I took it home and let it cool off b4 putting it in the oven. I guess that series of events made the “leaking juice” a non-issue.
damn AVP got me wanting to hit up Taco Bell for that steak sandwich.I had a taste for a steak grinder from D angelos over the weekend but I left that place on bad terms…anywho I start the post office job next week I got 12am-7am 6 days a week…trying to change my sleeping habits now
I remember back in 2000 I had a night job, that joint only lasted a week. I worked from 12am to 8am in a warehouse for a local food chain store. The warehouse also doubled as a giant 0 degree freezer.
working in a freezer SUCKS,I got a whiff of that life when I had to unload the truck at Mcdonalds last week…I was:
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smh,hope the post office wont be bad,but I heard its a job more for retired veterans so it should b eazy
anything like this ever happen to u doc?
Man. Been two weeks already? No updates from the doc. Hope everyone is doing well.
-Starhammer-
Paging @DrFatality
Maybe he busy with the upcoming holiday and all
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yup a few times man
but sorry bout the lack of updates…I’ve been tired af doing the graveyard shift at the post office to write a detailed entry.But lets get Mcdonalds out the way 1st…Well the last 2 weeks I haven’t even been on schedule,I guess my manager got pissed cuz I switched a lot of my shifts with ppl.I had to go to classes for the post office and they just happened to be on days I worked…So as of now my Mcdonalds position is in limbo…BUT fuck it…im celebratin…
1ST OFF the POST OFFICE IS THE BEST PLACE EVER TO WORK AT.3 15 minute breaks plus one 30 min break,work is easy af a lot of lifting but its easy and simple.I work 6 days a week,get to listen to my mp3s while workin surf the net on my phone etc.
now the good part…the stories but ima have to leave u with a to be continued… cuz I gotta get sum sleep I’ll say there’s one section of the post office that involves the handicap…and a man who wears a tye dye shirt to work and wears a car seat belt around his waist to keep his pants up literally stay tuned
and oh yeah…I fucked one of my care package bitches…
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**and oh yeah…I fucked one of my care package bitches…[/**quote]
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she didn’t have no table manners either…lil redhead is GOAT them hands was so soft felt like my nuts was on a E pill DAMN
…BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA!!! You can officially call this a BAD idea.
-Starhammer-
post office diaries yeah buddy
well I got some time now,feel a lil well rested to tell a story.I did 2 16 hour shifts this week.
During one of those 16 hr shifts a brotha was starving like marvin.I looked in my pockets no doe for the vending machine,check my lunchbox no food…then by the grace of God himself,a lady said they were having a Christmas party at wrk and invited me to get sum food.So I go over there walking like a boss:
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I got a blueberry muffin,and sausage…now this is where the trouble starts and I learned a life lesson…So im going to go back to the dock and eat my food.Then a dude with a long ass beard looking like Earthquake is following me so I stop and im like anything wrong sir…
this dude goes into his best Ultimate Warrior meets Hulk Hogan impression:
him:LOOK BROTHER,YOUR NOT IN THE MORNING CREW U CANT EAT WITH US,WE ALL PUT OUR MONEY IN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS PARTY BROTHER!IF U DON’T PAY U DON’T EAT
me:
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me:finishes muffin u want me to put it back then?
him:no no no all im saying is if u don’t pay u don’t eat
me:so u want a dollar?
him:LOOK BROTHER,NEXT TIME REMEMBER IF U DON’T PAY YOU DONT EAT REMMEBER THAT SHIT
Me:to myself
Damn, that’s pretty uncool. It’s not like you were walking out with stacks of food. Beside that, you were invited.
Fuck him. If he’s got problems, best take it up with the person who INVITED you. If he ain’t down with that, “I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
[details=Spoiler] Tell him to get on his knees and a kiss da butt.
…And also, TO SUCK IT!! 
[/details] Always gotta be somebody trying to piss on the new guy. I have a feeling this guy will appear on this thread later on. I’m betting within the next three weeks. I would say two, but this is the holidays.
-Starhammer-
Well this needs to be doc’s theme at work. Tell Coke Hogan to listen to it too.
well,I got a msg for Coke Hogan:
lol. Harlem Heat bitches. They comin’ for YOU nukka!!!
It’s into 2014, and so far the planet hasn’t fallen off axis yet. That being said, Where the Doc at? If Joke Hogan keeps messing around, take his ass out back and handle him.
-Starhammer-
just logged back in breh,not too much has been happening at the PO but i’ll share this one story.There’s this girl I digged we’ll call her L.Lite skinned,nice booty,distinct voice,everything good.So we get to talking about music,she’s a big fan of Wu Tang,AZ,Nas,Redman a lot of underground ish and im like wow she might b worth getting to know I see her music taste is different than a lot of chicks.
So shes getting ready to leave I ask her for her number,she goes “I’ll think about it”…I didn’t say nothing cuz I automatically knew that was that bullshit.The Doc 60+ OT,work 2 jobs,bout to cop a Santa Fe SUV,Joop Wearin,SRK Postin intelligent funny fly nigga talking to u ma and u gotta think about it?u ain’t really that different then Lcmon b,so next time I see her.Im over there by the break room looking for a place to sit cuz they got wi fi in that section.Couldnt find a place to sit so I just walk away,then L goes Hey Doc!I haven’t seen u since that day lol.how u been.Im like good how r u blah blah blah.See SRK fam I been her before she the type not to give up what u want but she wants to know if she still gots ur attention b,nah mean.So I cut that convo off with aight then i’ll see u later.I could sense she wanted me to ask again,some simple simp shit like ‘did u think about it’?then she goes in a low disappointed tone “happy new yr”…
anyway,later on that night the doc wanted some more bread,lets turn that 60+ till like 65 69 hrs check.They send me to where she works,shes all up in my face talking about how she likes to live her life etc.Now she said some respectable shit but never follow a chicks words PEEP THEY ACTION.i just was non cha lant not bitter talking with her.no # I don’t wanna talk b.
Respect the game I done blessed yall niggaz with,game that I got blessed with when I was a simp ass nigga/PEACE