The Post Office? Ah shit, you thought fast food was wild Doc. LOL!!!
Doc trying to get into the postal game? ah man the adventures will be even better because of suspect packages on some government ish
secret agent docā¦lol
canāt believe I fell off on this thread but now I got archives to catch up on. RIP russian homeboy but doc still delivers 
best thread on SRK!
I got a interview brehs
and jail dude got pissed againā¦
young dude:im makin a movie
jail dude:whats it about?
young dude:MY DICKā¦Co Starring my balls and yo mouf!
jail dude:
young dude:
ur going to die lolāin at gangsta dude
hope you get it doc. canāt wait for the postal diaries.
big mac sauce fight KILLED me bruh!!! 
He needs to just go ahead and knock dude out. He knows it. Dude aināt gonna stop messing with him until some teeth are sacrificed.
-Starhammer-
I havenāt had fast food in over two years and want to make some for myself (donāt trust the high school dropouts working fast food with my food).
I want to make a Big Mac. How is the sauce made?
c,mon now. You know if they tell, they will be killed and their families executed. Howeverā¦
http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/McDonalds-Special-Sauce-Big-Mac-Sauce-Recipe.html
Enjoy. :tup:
-Starhammer-
Gay Guy is getting married.
Cedric The Entainer voice does he want u to be in the wedding breh?
I had every1
at work today.I was on a rollā¦1st one of the chicks there thatās always talking ish came at me āOh Doc I always save u guys when theres a rushā im like:who u talkin to with ur dirty ass Bill Cosby sweater onā¦Every1 was on the ground rolling even the manager,she took that sweater off too all embarrassedā¦then later on in the day the manager asked us to take a survey on how and why we liked the job etcā¦Gangsta dude told us what he wrote:
How Do You like the job:
Fuck this job.
How Do You Think We Can Improve Mcdonalds:
Hire less niggaz and more bitches,its a dickfest
Do You get along with your crew:
I get along with every1 except for Hectorās bitch ass
How long you plan on working here:
Sheeeeeeiiiit,might quit this week
lmao idk if this nigga really wrote that or not but judging on his pass actions I wouldnāt be surprised im done
Yo zangief def needs to meet gangsta before he departs lol
So the manager (female) gets on the food line to make orders when all of a suddenā¦
āThereās only girls on the line? Where are the men at?ā
I was at the back register. Hands on my knees laughing guys. Me and a chick smiled at each other just laughing. Iām detecting some thirst in this buildingā¦
Oh and Gay Guy hasnāt asked me to the wedding but itās not happening for like a month or two I think.
maaaan.u hear sum strange ish on the headphones.yo do u guys have a grill person to cook meat?and are the shells frozen or
This is my main issue with my folks who will push going to McDonaldās as an occupation like they will always hire. However thatās my going to pay my bills and let me move out.
Yeah working register is hilarious and it worth having to look at a lot of fat ugly peeps drive by when an occasional sizzlinā hot woman pulls up (and an occasional handsome man no homo 
)
This one black chick pulled up with the cleanest, slickest hair and gorgeous smile. Every time I think about how fucking fine she looked I canāt help ofā¦
And thatās barely an exaggeration I almost lost it that day!
Taco shells come in a box, room temperature. They get taken out and heated on the food line when we stock up.
All the meat comes precooked. We heat them up in ~200F degree water until the right temp and then theyāre thrown on the food line.
Weāve got some new food cookinā up soon. One of them is a Triple Steak Flatbread sandwich. I got a whole one for free today andā¦
This is at taco bell??? Man, I remember when they sold their chicken Ranch and Chipotle Flatbread sandwichsā¦ Those things were godlike