ready for the mk. 2 package, sir!
Check ya inbox brehs…had 2day off i’ll have a good day tommorow!
Forgot to ask about that care package myself.
And I hate little brats like that. Yeah something on down the line is going to happen with that kid too.
May I see the pics please?
dn3000
May 24, 2013, 3:42pm
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Let me see dem pics please!!
check them inboxes brehs…shorty gonna be workin in grill with us too today…
its gonna be so HOT
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Drfatality:
I got yall on the pics right after this entry…
well it was slow at !st today so we was all watching porn in grill…yup u heard right,brothas and SISTAS were trading their fav porn stars…we had a debate who could pull up the freakest ish on their phone
My team of hoes:
Jada Fire,Jazmine Cashmere,Alicia Silver,and this random black chick on home grown freaks who ate this niggas ass…safe to say between Jada Fire squirting on Jazmine Cashmere and the black chick who ate this niggas ass clean…I won…lmao.I should’ve pulled out Ava Devine’s ass falling out…but lets not get to out there
brothas was putting up Bree Olsen,Pinky,Olivia O Lovely,one dude even took it back to Ebony Ayes and Vanessa Del RIo…the thing that bugged me out was when the CHICKS were getting into it tho…this latina pulled up Tila Tequila’s flick,some chick from Teenage Mom fuckin,Pinky(every1 brought up Pinky)…safe to say Xhamster,Xvideos,Redtube,Homegrownfreaks,Brazzers(1 dude had a subscription smh at this nigga in 2013 paying for porn) all had alot of hits on top of hits today lmao…
then it got real busy out of no where and one dude was so sidetracked by all the porno talk he forgot to initiate(prepare sandwiches) he held up the whole line…nigga was in a daze,still talking about how he been trying to bust his load like mr marcus and them niggaz PAUSE and watching how to eat pussy videos.
that may not be mayonise on ur mcchicken
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Damn man, this sounds like the intro to a Bang-Bus movie minus that douche-that-pays-pr0n(really son?
Drfatality:
Another day another entry…we ran out of mcchicken so they sent me to go to another store to get some bout 14 mins away,I was like cool,I can bump Kendrick Lamar’s Good Kid Mad City tape and enjoy the ride.Got to the other store my manager calls me on the cell and says my fault i sent u to the wrong store go to the other one is across town(30 mins)…I didn’t know it by heart so I GPS’ed it and it took me the LOOOOONG way,made it there an hr later…then when I finally get there,IT WAS THE WRONG MCDONALDS!I thought he said Memorial Drive not AVENUE…So I another hr and some change im rollin,Kendrick Lamar CD done went back to track 1…gas getting above E…heat getting to me…GPS taking the LOOOOOOOOOONG way again…im doing 60 in 35 mph lanes brehs all for some damn mcchicken…I finally get to my destination…there it is but its only 2 BAGS!!!WTF…anywho i made it back 30 mins later,i must say it felt real refreshing coming back lol.
The manager was mad grateful he said he’ll send me out again next time…
as for the grill team talk of the day…Shortie with the PHAT ASS came in,showing her wild night out clubbing on her phone,that dude whos been there for 5 yrs and didn’t move up yet told me he wants to eat her asshole out fresh out the shower…im like NIGGA!his nickname from now on is the nasty nigga…nigga said he’d get a straw and slurp the booty juice…twirl it around in his mouth a lil bit savior the taste and gargle with her booty juice then swallow…
Phat Ass girl:Hey Doc
me:hey
Phat AssLhey nasty nigga
him:Rubs hands together how u doin todaaaaaaaay?
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this nigga sounded like a demon when he said that
Hahaha…somehow your car ride adventure reminds me of that arcade game, Crazy-Taxi, except with DAT Lamar joint. My mind is still trying to comprehend that “slurp the booty juice” convo :lol: . Watch out with that nigga though, he sounds like the next Amanda-Byrnes kidnapper.
Also, Britney-Spears looking girl you say. Are we talking about Hit-Me-Baby-One-More Brit or post Fenderline-wreck Brit? Let me be the judge; send em!
I don’t see the Spears resemblance, but that broad is BAAAAAAAAAD nonetheless!
Haven’t received the mk. II Britney package yet, sir!
B home in a sec and I got y’all,1st time working a Friday nite at mcds
She can pass for Topanga’s little sister…
I pulled up to work bumping Ginuwine’s Bachelor album,topanga’s sis was outside smoking a cig,she came running to the car like “what time u go in”
me:im like 7 mins
her:just enough time…let me get in real quick
opens car door
we chillin small talk,then she was like…is it true that once u go black u don’t go back?
me:
wanna find out?
her:oh my gosh but my dad will kill me…but he doesnt have to know
me:
*starts mcfinger bangin *
laaaaaaaaaaaawd it was so pink and fat…
“My dad will kill me.” lololol, Becky ass bishh
she bout to find out if their is a God if what she said is true…sniff my fingaz brehs
pherai
May 25, 2013, 7:19am
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mcfinger bangin ahahaha
you sure this place aint just some set for a mcd’s themed porno?
I would say that you were lying however, I also worked at a fast food restaurant back in the day so I know how quick and easy the girls that work there are. I remember my friend getting blown in the car by this one chick on their break.
Just make sure her dad aint fucking crazy if he finds out yall fuckin.
Do keep postin up though, I enjoy the shit out of these work threads.
). Invite dem girls to your pad, have some drinks and just bring that whole fave-pr0n topic again, use your imagination afterwards.