The Job Diaries Thread Doc returns(Put them brake pads away bih)

Shoot a pm this way doc, wanna see this broad

Props on findin more work, imma keep posted with this one

Doc posting here again??? Aww snap.

Ayo Doc, drop me a PM for that 98% Britney.

Awww shiieettt… McDonald’s diaries season 2! Can’t wait for the stories man :tup: . PM me some of dat 90s pic though.

I got yall on the pics right after this entry…

well it was slow at !st today so we was all watching porn in grill…yup u heard right,brothas and SISTAS were trading their fav porn stars…we had a debate who could pull up the freakest ish on their phone

My team of hoes:

Jada Fire,Jazmine Cashmere,Alicia Silver,and this random black chick on home grown freaks who ate this niggas ass…safe to say between Jada Fire squirting on Jazmine Cashmere and the black chick who ate this niggas ass clean…I won…lmao.I should’ve pulled out Ava Devine’s ass falling out…but lets not get to out there

brothas was putting up Bree Olsen,Pinky,Olivia O Lovely,one dude even took it back to Ebony Ayes and Vanessa Del RIo…the thing that bugged me out was when the CHICKS were getting into it tho…this latina pulled up Tila Tequila’s flick,some chick from Teenage Mom fuckin,Pinky(every1 brought up Pinky)…safe to say Xhamster,Xvideos,Redtube,Homegrownfreaks,Brazzers(1 dude had a subscription smh at this nigga in 2013 paying for porn) all had alot of hits on top of hits today lmao…

then it got real busy out of no where and one dude was so sidetracked by all the porno talk he forgot to initiate(prepare sandwiches) he held up the whole line…nigga was in a daze,still talking about how he been trying to bust his load like mr marcus and them niggaz PAUSE and watching how to eat pussy videos.

that may not be mayonise on ur mcchicken

Hmm, she aight. Might be jailbait though, she looks 17.

shes 18.

And everything suddenly became right in the world.

Good shit Doc :tup:

yezzir,looks like the buffalo mchicken and the mchicken with bacon are going to end up being the sandwiches to stick around since so many ppl are ordering them.Im like cmon man,Ppl were getting Mchicken with bacon BEFORE these sandwiches came out.I’d rather have the South West Mcdouble stick around.Add lettuce to that and u got urself a good ass sandwich.I do hope the Premium Wraps stick around too.

LMAO classic Doc

Another day another entry…we ran out of mcchicken so they sent me to go to another store to get some bout 14 mins away,I was like cool,I can bump Kendrick Lamar’s Good Kid Mad City tape and enjoy the ride.Got to the other store my manager calls me on the cell and says my fault i sent u to the wrong store go to the other one is across town(30 mins)…I didn’t know it by heart so I GPS’ed it and it took me the LOOOOONG way,made it there an hr later…then when I finally get there,IT WAS THE WRONG MCDONALDS!I thought he said Memorial Drive not AVENUE…So I another hr and some change im rollin,Kendrick Lamar CD done went back to track 1…gas getting above E…heat getting to me…GPS taking the LOOOOOOOOOONG way again…im doing 60 in 35 mph lanes brehs all for some damn mcchicken…I finally get to my destination…there it is but its only 2 BAGS!!!WTF…anywho i made it back 30 mins later,i must say it felt real refreshing coming back lol.

The manager was mad grateful he said he’ll send me out again next time…

as for the grill team talk of the day…Shortie with the PHAT ASS came in,showing her wild night out clubbing on her phone,that dude whos been there for 5 yrs and didn’t move up yet told me he wants to eat her asshole out fresh out the shower…im like NIGGA!his nickname from now on is the nasty nigga…nigga said he’d get a straw and slurp the booty juice…twirl it around in his mouth a lil bit savior the taste and gargle with her booty juice then swallow…

Phat Ass girl:Hey Doc

me:hey

Phat AssLhey nasty nigga

him:Rubs hands togetherhow u doin todaaaaaaaay?

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this nigga sounded like a demon when he said that

that dude in the vid ate 4 mcdoubles, 3 mcchickens, 2 large fries, and a large mcflurry for a meal…seriously? i didnt know people order that much shit for 1 meal, no wonder people are obese.

im outi

Roberth

ahhahahahaha thats too much. “slurp the booty juice” is some next level shit

Reporting live from this bitch,on break bout to wrk drive thru

Dead.

This shit is comedy gold. Keep it up Doc.

@DrFatality

Send a nigga a care package too my nig…

And this thread is fucking hilarious :rofl:

OMG. Sounds like you may have hit the Workplace Jackpot this time around. Porn on the grill, and the girls were down? Yep. More winning is happening as long as simp doesn’t get involved.

…“Slurp the booty juice?” :wtf: He should be barred from the store, the city, and talking in general. Fire him. Fire him, then fire on him with frozen burgers launched from a catapult. LMFAO @ the mcchicken saga. They done sent you on some damn RPG mission to end up with two damn bags. Well, as long as they take care of you, I guess it’s all good. Keep it up doc. :tup:

-Starhammer-

Nothing too out of the ordinary went on,other than when i was on break a mother cursing out her kid,that type of ish gets me mad.she called her kid a little fuck,for not sitting down and running around hyper,then the kid went and kicked this old black dude in the knee and dude went at the mom like(dude had that charles ramsey swag so picture ramsey saying the following_:

old dude:are u this boys mammy?

her:is it any of ur buisness?

old dude:i guess it is,that boy need disciple in his life u need to whup his ass

her:maybe i should call up my bf to whup ur ass

old dude:CALL THE MUTHA FUCKA THEN!txt him a pic of MY belt and let him know imma whup his ass like his DADDYAE should’ve!

her:dials numbers

old dude:OH SHIIIIIYIT,Runs out store

lmao rotfl

that kid will end up in jail because of his mommy issues

I fucking love this thread :rofl:

New pics of Britney Spears looking shorty…she look more like Tapanga now to me tho…I just might dip the chocolate in vanilla brehs…somethign i never thought i’d do…pm 4pics