The Horror Thread: Talk all things macabre

sweet, I’ll pay for the autograph and shipping and all that. Send me a pm or what have you.

I was checking out the price on replica sphere’s, and they’re like $200+

Anyone see It Follows yet?
Good reviews, think I’ll watch it after tonight’s fight.

Saw the town that dreaded sundown remake sequel meta movie thing.

Pretty cool, I enjoyed it a lot. Then again I’m from Texas so yeah.

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I just watched What We Do in the Shadows. It’s the funniest vampire movie I’ve ever fucking seen. Go see it!

Want to see it so bad but it’s not playing anywhere near me and the VOD hasn’t been released.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Someone made a horror movie based entirely on trolling.

Yeah that ad plays on twitch and YouTube a lot. Wait until it bombs and pops up on Netflix next month.

Going to be MoTY and beat out that shit known as Friday the shiteenth and Nightmare on shit street.

Just saw It Follows.

Probably one of my favorite horror movie “monsters” ever, easily.

The best part about it? There’s almost no explanation given for it.

Kind of like The Thing.

Actually, a lot of like The Thing in a couple of ways.

Yeah I know Bloody Disgusting gave it rave reviews. I plan on seeing it soon, I just can’t really find a place that is showing the movie.

When it’s a new monster type, I really don’t like it to have an explanation or origin.

Could someone who isn’t the usual pussy weakling movie teenager have done something about it, like armed up and killed it or is it invincible? It seems like people in horror movies are always only concerned with running. Shit almost never happens to people who can protect themselves, and if it DOES, it’s always SWARMS of monsters instead of just one. I’d be trying to off whatever was coming after me if it’s on a one-on-one basis.

1: Get someplace where you can see it coming from a long way off, like a mall parking lot and chill until you see the thing walking your way

2: crank dat playlist (KMFDM’s Ultra, Sick Puppies’ You’re Going Down, Disturbed’s Down With The Sickness, Uncrowned’s Waking In White Lights, Breaking Benjamin’s Blow Me Away)

3: Start with ranged weapons (.22 hunting rifle targeting head, right knee, head, left knee alternating until 15 feet away, switch to .38 pistol double-tapping until dry while walking back towards, toss pistol)

4: Go for melee (machete, then dual kukri…if I’m still alive). If it gets me after that, it’s earned it.

And whatever lone innocent shows up…well, that’s just tough. Might’ve been the thing. Taking no chances. I’m assuming it can’t talk, so I would try to communicate before step 2, though…but I’m not sacrificing that distance advantage.

damn, can’t find a torrent or stream for It Follows. Somebody, hook me up!

I don’t want to give anything away, just go and see it.


Just watched Clown…my god, I miss horror like this.

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Agree 100%

Just watched ABC’s of Death 2, like everyone said, complete shit aside from 3 or 4 segments. Someone explain “P-P-P-P-Scary” to me before I do some bath salts.

I’ve been doing a Troma block. Finished Class of Nuke Em High and about to watch Toxic Avenger IV.

Its been enjoyable schlock.

I just watched It Follows. Awesome movie, great soundtrack, but,

Spoiler

If I was that bitch I would have made that thing follow me to a mall and ran up the escalator backwards. Or at least invest in a fucking treadmill to put outside my door.