The Haiku Thread

Mario’s goin’ rot
Woman kills her fetus, fine
For us, it’s jailtime

holy double post
mario busts an OJ
he killed the princess

school’s finally done
time to train hard at 3rd strike
worthy use of time

college in one year
haven’t given any thought
fighters are my life

still suck at them though
should i concentrate elsewhere?
dunno what to do

pressure’s o’er my head
looming, don’t crush me just yet
what have i to do?

i am wasted youth
i still laugh at the word "come"
shall i grow no more?

fetish porn, 3rd strike
alpha 3 and MTG
oh god, yu-gi-oh!

productivity
has always failed to find me
i’m a useless kid

now i know the truth
playing games has ruined my life
might as well play more

jesus i’m so bored
can’t believe i wrote all that
haikus now suck too

hope i didn’t fuck up any syllables.

damn dude that’s good work
five, seven, five syllables
true haiku format

:tup:

D D# C# D F
A A# G# A# C# E G
A# A F E D

or i guess, on a guitar it’d be

E
B
G
D
A—12-13-11-12-15—8-7-6-7-11-14-17—8-7-15-14-12—|
E

i can’t sleep.

gaygis reflector
in unblockable setups
terrible friction

oh unemployment
youtube newgrounds late night shows
someone please hire me

Paid a quarter mil
Two degrees and seven years
Still ain’t got no job

no worries just yet
for patience is a virtue
you will find your place

Things change over time
I landed a interview
But still no job yet

This thread is so good.
I made it last fucking year
and it’s still page one.

You better thank me.
All you fuckers who post here
should fucking thank me.

^___________________________^

Seven months on top?
Big whoop! In Street Writer, there’s
Just one thread per year

Thanks a fucking lot
for bursting my damn bubble.
Hope you’re happy, prick.

:annoy:

interview went well
waiting for the phone call now
please hire me soon

Spanish class in school
"Donde esta el bano?"
“No Nintendo, dude.”

cat got lost last night
i miss him already so
hope he comes home soon

Oh, shit, dude. That sucks.
I know how that feels, homie.
Wish you both the best.

Mom just made breakfast
Y’all don’t know what you’re missing
Jewish food’s the best

cat showed up today
what a douche, after these days
acts like all is fine

just happy he’s home
now i make sure his collar
is safely secured

Jesus fucking Christ.
That must have been an ordeal.
Glad shit worked out, holmes.