Blind Dates are stupid
The women just want penis
Sometimes a free meal
I agree to that
It’s better to focus on
The stuff you’re into
Instead of looking
For that needle in haystack
It prolly won’t work
backspace enter home
page up page down caps lock tab
shift control end
short forward roundhouse
up down left right directions
jab strong fierce punches
Hey, is that Zangief?
FINAL ATOMIC BUSTER!!
Was straight out my ass…
What is that you say
El Fuerte air grabs Zangief
tea bagged goodness
In world warrior
There was rumor of handcuffs
Guiles secret move
So-nik a-bu-ur
William Guile’s great move
Set to old Engrish
In Street Fighter ten
"Sonic the Hedgehog abuur"
Will be Guiles move
I must disagree.
He’d have to move on to Tails
by Street Fighter X.
I will be laughing
When Guile says "Tails boom!"
He would be in brawl
My Tekken Stick broke
How the hell do you fix this
I am gonna cry
that really sucks dude
you have to buy a new one
they break all the time
hey 3S players
hold a special tournament
with shitty supers
Elena’s Healing
Hugo’s Anti-Air Super
And Necro’s Slam Dance!
[Just namin’ ones that worked in the haiku format. :/]
Daigo v J Wong
It happened like 10 years ago
But it’s still hot news
Wow, I went through like 5 possibilities and still ended up with 8 syllables. I’m more tired than I thought.
yeah shoryu reppa
twelve and xcopy
then yun and you hou
the lies were exposed
internet pimp made to cry
thank you for the laughs
Remember your stick?
Yeah, you’ll never get it back.
Niggas for the win.
Oh shit, i forgot,
that you borrowed my joystick.
damn fucking niggas.
Ate a pie last night
So moist, begged me to eat it
Love yo mama’s crotch