The Haiku Thread

I love strippers
your mom came home
a very rich women.

oh my fucking god
is that some battle haiku?
that is too gangsta

She pimps niggas though.
She made you her little ho.
Count your syllables.

I went in raw
but you pay child support
that bitch is cruel

Warning I do suck
Can’t write anything
Now pay me for luck

Game is killing me
Dealing with loops and trees
-What a pity!

As moderator
I should visit this place more
I will correct this

Where is Bowling Pin?
Did he leave and go on strike?
Or did he just split?

Balrog, (Taken from AW’s sig.)
don’t even play games
like, i can’t use my fingers
got boxing gloves on

Think I should bump this.
The Loungers are starting to hiss.
My dick, y’all should kiss.

Posting in this thread.
Legendary? No, homo.
Writers strike me now.

Test me, ego’s thick
So big, swollen like colons
That Trojan’s go in

The one they chant 'bout
Moss you niggas like Lint’s eyes
I run the slant route

I shoot the best seed
Hit your girl, brest feed, then GONE
Like Sixshot’s testes

I pwnt my toilet.
Can’t flush the damn thing at all…
Ain’t this a bitch, yo?

both yo moms tittys
look so ugly
look like Rosie and Winfrey’s

my dick hit the back of her mouth
bust one then leave
through the back of the house

In Malaysia
I just can’t play anyone
On GGPO

…where the hell are we?
This thread isn’t in GD?
“Street Writer?” Fuck me!

eyes too thin to read
can only make a girl scream
if shes 1 inch deep

What’s the obsession?
My dick’s in all of your posts.
Have a confession?

Your haiku count’s off.
You got eight in the middle.
Shit just makes me scoff.

Back of the squad car.
Okay, I have to come clean…
thought she was 18.

Fuck this haiku shit
I think you have a problem
Your count’s always off

Seven syllables
In that middle line of his
Seven syllables

8? no you confused
like I yelled out “AZN” and
you thought its a fruit