The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

That ain’t his momma, fools…

…but carry on

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stop ruining our fun, assholes

anywho, i’ll throw up a new pic soon, just came off working back to back 60 hours weeks, got next 4 days off. Lemme groom.

He’s not banging her so it may as well be his mom.

Fresh off the clock, looking impudent as fuck. It was cold as fuck that day too

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Lol @OZ; always brings up Autismnauts in every thread he posts in.

You look disappointed.

I had to go back in a 3am in the morning the next day, I was VERY dissapointed lol

Nigga I wish you would stop trying to sell me your CDs. No, I don’t wanna listen to you rap.

Do give me my order though.

…or is he?!

waiting with baited breath

Well, how do most women react when they’re told they look older than they are?

Turns them on so much they hit you.

Least thats what happens when I tell them.

I’d help if you didn’t look like the world’s best dressed middle schooler. I bet there are dudes in NAMBLA who have folders full of your pics just waiting to be disappointed.

ITS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!!!

Skinny BBoy Machine?

Bitches love my big boy skater pants because my mom said so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJThsvV_p-U

dunno what people are talking about, but picture of the dude doing a karate kick is cool looking.

I never understood one thing: why is dialupsucky posting shirltess pics for niggas? Pretty sure this dude just practicing how to be a jailhouse tease.

Maybe he’s trying to intimidate us with his physique?

It isn’t working on me because my body is perfection and I know no mortal flaws.

Nice try, fucker.

I never understood one thing: Why don’t you post pics of your sex doll wife? If she’s half the voyeuristic slut you claim I’m sure she’d be honored to get dat SRK E-cred positive rep…dammit I reminded myself I miss the rep system neg bombing fools was way more fun than just clicking buttons which I never have anyways.

@rcaido‌ Remember the “proven wariors” list you made in the wake of STA’s lies? that was golden, you need to bring that back :lol:

Another photo which proves I can’t take a selfie for anything, let alone in a dark place. Met a guy taller than me last night at my friends’ karaoke/birthday gathering (with my non-photogenic ass).

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