The GD Selfie thread, Let's play Black or Crack!...a... ok I suck at these puns

Why did I think you were female?

Didn’t everyone think I was?

I thought this FOR YEARS.

I didn’t know he was grape jelly black, though. Goddamn. If you point at the flashlight at the motherfucker he sucks in the light bulb.

I knew that Dramatix is a man, but i didn’t know he is black.

Hey now, I know I’m dark but grape jelly black is a little rude haha.

Raz0r just thinks youre cute is all.

Would you just model for Playgirl already?

Someone’s getting impatient :blush:

N-N-No. I-I-I’m not getting impatient. B-Baka

@Pterodactyl‌ Love the new av. xD

Alright post up pics of yourself & significant other to be in the Proven Warriros list…Waiting for body pillows & dialupsucky photoshops Go!

Well shit, I can see what The Epidemic meant that I could pass as OZ’s little big brother.

If anyone needs a refresher.

Spoiler

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000259097692/e63f18693c191a19d7fa706563e59772_400x400.jpeg

Regardless, funny thought just passed my mind. If me and my friend were to have a baby, it would definitely look like OZ.

Is your friend OZ’s dad? 'Cause you have that look of " my sock is my girlfriend" on your face. Aint no woman trying to fuck a dude that looks like he went to prom with his cousin.

Was about to ask if that’s a new Tekken 7 character.

Damn that some skinny jeans, i wish one day i could fit into one just to see how it feels to get my junk squashed…Sadly my calves wont allow it.

lol I thought I mainly just post the shirtless ones in the bodybuilding thread lol Gotta try to keep myself motivated and I think when you put yourself out there you have a standard to live up to.
Whatever the case no selfies from me for awhile last hair cut I got girl made me look like a dutch boy so I have no will to selfie anymore

What the hell is a dutch boy lol? Also fuck these guys dialup get those chebs out :blush:

There is nothing funny about this picture, and there is no possible way for any of you to insult it.

Spoiler

It’s not a pillow.

http://i.imgur.com/azsWxZB.jpg?1

lol she just fucked me up dude lets say that. Basically when I got to get a haircut about 75% of the time I get a dutch boy or a mushroom tip. I dunno what the deal is anyway… But generally I get at least one month of hell. Till next hair cut I guess hopefully it grows out a bit and becomes a bit less lame

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU!!!

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